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best awkward moment ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok so this morning I had the best awkward situation ever!

On Monday we had a new regimental clerk move into the room next door to me. she is 19 and attractive. ok, so, Monday evening the corridor introduce themselves to her to welcome her into the unit, that evening I ended up borrowing a DVD she had above her shelf which was located above her bed.

anhows I decided last night to return the DVD, I knocked on the door and she muffled something, so I walked in, as I walked in the tv went off and she just finished pulling the duvet over herself. I thought oh sorry you just getting into bed, she said yes which didn't make me bat an eyelid. I told her I was returning her DVD, and to be nice I said I would put it back on the shelf above her bed, before she said it's okay I put one foot on the bed to get up and place it on the shelf. As I stood onto the bed fully my other foot landed on what I am guessing was her vibrator, cos as soon as I stood on it it started to Buzz and twist under my foot!!!!

the poor girl was mortified, I apologised and said to her it's ok, nobody will know!!!! she couldn't even look me in the eye this Morning haha!!!! bless her

so what's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell!!!! She can read minds????

You're making it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound very..........intrusive!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

When I put my bag down at a very staid meeting and my vibrator instantly started buzzing loudly. I offered an excuse that there was something wrong with my phone and went outside to rummage for it. I returned to the meeting holding my phone up, saying I had fixed it. Nobody seemed to doubt me, or maybe they're too polite to mention it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a lovely fantasy you had. You never mentioned she was blonde with double d's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left my vibes drying on the side in the bathroom and forgot to put them away. Unfortunately my plumber came round to fix something and spotted them. Embarrassing but he's always very quick to my jobs ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I put my bag down at a very staid meeting and my vibrator instantly started buzzing loudly. I offered an excuse that there was something wrong with my phone and went outside to rummage for it. I returned to the meeting holding my phone up, saying I had fixed it. Nobody seemed to doubt me, or maybe they're too polite to mention it!"

Must be a large phone you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!!! She can read minds????

You're making it up!"

definitely not making it up, she was so embarrassed, so was I really. And I wasn't being intrusive, we are all very good friends in the block and it's just how things are. after speaking to her this morning and apologising, She does see the funny side, but it's not something I am gonna tell people about. it happens.

it's happened to me, one of our female mechanics walked in on me having a bit of me time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!!! She can read minds????

You're making it up!

definitely not making it up, she was so embarrassed, so was I really. And I wasn't being intrusive, we are all very good friends in the block and it's just how things are. after speaking to her this morning and apologising, She does see the funny side, but it's not something I am gonna tell people about. it happens.

it's happened to me, one of our female mechanics walked in on me having a bit of me time."

Apart from sharing it with the internet...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Bloody hell!!!! She can read minds????

You're making it up!

definitely not making it up, she was so embarrassed, so was I really. And I wasn't being intrusive, we are all very good friends in the block and it's just how things are. after speaking to her this morning and apologising, She does see the funny side, but it's not something I am gonna tell people about. it happens.

it's happened to me, one of our female mechanics walked in on me having a bit of me time."

So we're not people then! .

Lol.

I bet she was embarrassed too. Maybe next time she'll lock her door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!!! She can read minds????

You're making it up!

definitely not making it up, she was so embarrassed, so was I really. And I wasn't being intrusive, we are all very good friends in the block and it's just how things are. after speaking to her this morning and apologising, She does see the funny side, but it's not something I am gonna tell people about. it happens.

it's happened to me, one of our female mechanics walked in on me having a bit of me time.

Apart from sharing it with the internet..."

Had to laugh at this, trust me im not going to tell anyone then posts all the details on here.

Sounds like the OP is in the forces could you imagine him ever being captured by an enemy hed sing like a bird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I put my bag down at a very staid meeting and my vibrator instantly started buzzing loudly. I offered an excuse that there was something wrong with my phone and went outside to rummage for it. I returned to the meeting holding my phone up, saying I had fixed it. Nobody seemed to doubt me, or maybe they're too polite to mention it!"

I was at that meeting, when you left the room we all discussed whether it was a rampant rabbit or something larger.

Wasn't easy keeping an innocent face when you walked back in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I understand there is gonna be skeptics about this, but at the end of the day you will believe what you want to, that's not the point here, just looking to listen to some funny stories about awkward situations.

And with regards to her privacy I have not given any details as to who she is, what unit she is in or what she looks like. people are posted all the time between units, and I haven't met anybody that I work closely with on the site, so her privacy is still safe in my eyes.

it was an awkward but funny situation, that we both got embarrassed about, her more than me I guess. point of this thread is to read about your awkward but funny situations. so how about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol "

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought oh sorry you just getting into bed, she said yes which didn't make me bat an eyelid."

So she read your mind, and that didn't bother you... at all??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sat on a crowded bus once squished up against the window by a guy. Id bought a battery toothbrush and he set it off in my bag pushing against it. I heard it buzz as he gave me funny looks but im betting he was disappointed when i got it out to switch off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again "
it was horrific. The worst part was that by lying on the floor, I was then stuck and couldn't move until they stopped talking plus it drew even more attention as they were both wondering why the hell I was now lying down?! Hahaha cringe

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha Mav, classic

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again it was horrific. The worst part was that by lying on the floor, I was then stuck and couldn't move until they stopped talking plus it drew even more attention as they were both wondering why the hell I was now lying down?! Hahaha cringe "

its the laying down bit that's making me laugh

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again it was horrific. The worst part was that by lying on the floor, I was then stuck and couldn't move until they stopped talking plus it drew even more attention as they were both wondering why the hell I was now lying down?! Hahaha cringe

its the laying down bit that's making me laugh "

I had a very similar situation when i was house sharing in my uni days with my male roommates catching me escaping my room naked after they had "left" I just casually waved laughing, then after id got back into my room collapsed in a mirtified embarrassed state lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again it was horrific. The worst part was that by lying on the floor, I was then stuck and couldn't move until they stopped talking plus it drew even more attention as they were both wondering why the hell I was now lying down?! Hahaha cringe "

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was in a single compartment carriage many years ago,with my friend,dying for a pee,so i pulled the strap to lower the window,intending to pee out the window as the train was chugging along,whipped out my inch and a half,about to dribble,and.we pulled into a station.and there was a lady looking at me.embarressed! my face was cherry red and my inch and a half disappeared,somehow,i didnt want a pee after that.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in my 20's I stayed with my dad for the weekend. As I was getting ready for a girly night out, he shouted he was going to the pub. A few minutes later I left my bedroom, wearing just a thong, and went into the lounge to put some music on.. Whilst standing there looking for a good channel, I could hear voices.. Turns out my dad hadn't made it to the pub yet, and was chatting to the Neighbour in the garden, who were both now looking at me through the rather large french doors. So I did what any normal, sane person would do. I lay on the floor.... lol what the fuck was I thinking?!!? Lol

that's brilliant, haha, that's very awkward, but I bet the neighbour never looked at you the same way again it was horrific. The worst part was that by lying on the floor, I was then stuck and couldn't move until they stopped talking plus it drew even more attention as they were both wondering why the hell I was now lying down?! Hahaha cringe

its the laying down bit that's making me laugh "

lol I remember thinking if I ran out they would have seen even more.. So I hit the deck instead. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. Are you in a mixed prison ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

military camp, mixed blocks. there are no gender specific blocks with the introduction of the new accommodation. We get our own rooms with on suite bathroom, no matter what rank you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was in a single compartment carriage many years ago,with my friend,dying for a pee,so i pulled the strap to lower the window,intending to pee out the window as the train was chugging along,whipped out my inch and a half,about to dribble,and.we pulled into a station.and there was a lady looking at me.embarressed! my face was cherry red and my inch and a half disappeared,somehow,i didnt want a pee after that......."

Fuck that's funny

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