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Men that name their cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Do you?

If you do then why

Oh and whats it called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you?

If you do then why

Oh and whats it called"

I call mine different things dependant on my mood.

I'f I've just made love it's called The Pleasure Giver as we've both just had a lovely time.

If I've had too much wine it's called "Work you fucking lousy idle bastard!"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My cock is called Lord Mountbatten

I didn't name him though, that's his name he told me it, cheeky fella.

I think you will find most gentlemen's cocks actually talk to them and in fact control large parts of their lives.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Never felt the need to name it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Never felt the need to name it.

"

He just hasn't told you it yet. Get in touch with your cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Stevie is watching this thread closely for any offensive comments.

Poor bugger is blind in his one eye!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Do you?

If you do then why

Oh and whats it called"

Yep.

So he knows i am talking to him.

Not tellin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Do you?

If you do then why

Oh and whats it called

Yep.

So he knows i am talking to him.

Not tellin "

Spoilsport

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you?

If you do then why

Oh and whats it called

Yep.

So he knows i am talking to him.

Not tellin

Spoilsport "
I know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont even like it when they call it a willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a few that got names for them and i can honestly say its the most off puttin thing ever!!

i mean the thruster???? aye right wasnt even the bloody nudger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often find myself calling it "stay up you bastard".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again!"

Blimey! You get around a bit dontcha?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol this always makes me laugh but it isn't my story......but a lady I know on another site had a meet one day..and just as they were about to do the deed he said " Mr Yum Yum wants to hide in the lurrrrrrrrrve tunnel"

so, Mr Yum yum a man calls his

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

EEEWWWWW cringe worthy

Id tell Mr Yum yum to feck off and get the choo choo train to someone elses lurrve tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again!

Blimey! You get around a bit dontcha? "

purlease! all in a nights work for some greedy girls!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Ermmm no one laughs at Lord Mountbatten

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