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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, so I am considering going to Lickety's big birthday bash bonanza in May, but because I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew, I am slightly put off by the £30 entry fee (which is exclusive to men). However, couples get in for £20 apparently, so my question is, any single ladies wanna accompany me as my date? We'll split the entry fee, and if you play your cards right, I'll split you in two.

Form an orderly queue now.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Jeez you certainly know how to woo a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being a tight arse and just go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for the Jew reference dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another entry for my 'How Not To Do It' manual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez you certainly know how to woo a woman..."

I'll put you down as a 'maybe'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Jeez you certainly know how to woo a woman...

I'll put you down as a 'maybe'."

I already have a date

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

how much is it for single women to get in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

Poor choice of words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude. "

It's only what my friends call me. I'm happy to be a Jew sympathiser

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

"No need for the Jew reference dude. "
unless he is he Jewish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how much is it for single women to get in? "

£10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i see your thinking.

the more dosh you save on paying to get in (!!!?), more is left for her pressy...

currently considering a career in PR

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bring us a baguette, some ham, low fat spread and a tomato or two and I'll consider it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"how much is it for single women to get in?

£10."

ok so its not costing them anymore to join up with you then, seems a fair deal.

When i paired up with some people to go to chams i would pay the cost for me as a single female and they would make up the difference. It meant they paid more that me but it was a lot less than paying as a single guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I be allowed to dress up sexy for you and suck your cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i see your thinking.

the more dosh you save on paying to get in (!!!?), more is left for her pressy...

currently considering a career in PR"

Pressy?

Oh yeah!... pressy... sure... that's right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us a baguette, some ham, low fat spread and a tomato or two and I'll consider it

Tight arse, remember. You can munch on my baguette instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed to dress up sexy for you and suck your cock?"

*Sigh* Go on then, if you must.

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By *rs and mrs FCouple
over a year ago

Northwest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring us a baguette, some ham, low fat spread and a tomato or two and I'll consider it

Tres drole.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Bring us a baguette, some ham, low fat spread and a tomato or two and I'll consider it

Tight arse, remember. You can munch on my baguette instead

Too fecking late, I posted that a minute ago - that's hesitation so the offer is withdrawn

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Jew???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, so I am considering going to Lickety's big birthday bash bonanza in May, but because I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew, I am slightly put off by the £30 entry fee (which is exclusive to men). However, couples get in for £20 apparently, so my question is, any single ladies wanna accompany me as my date? We'll split the entry fee, and if you play your cards right, I'll split you in two.

Form an orderly queue now."
my word i thought you had standards!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her."

OMG I've died and gone to heaven if you do

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Form an orderly queue now."

You pay £20 you can use me as a couple I get in free .. just for entry tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us a baguette, some ham, low fat spread and a tomato or two and I'll consider it

Tight arse, remember. You can munch on my baguette instead

Too fecking late, I posted that a minute ago - that's hesitation so the offer is withdrawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Form an orderly queue now.

You pay £20 you can use me as a couple I get in free .. just for entry tho. "

What about my entry into you?

Giggity

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By *rs and mrs FCouple
over a year ago

Northwest

Would there be spanking guaranteed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would there be spanking guaranteed?"

We could come to some arrangement.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

Well I'm offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

It's only what my friends call me. I'm happy to be a Jew sympathiser

Sympathiser?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

It's only what my friends call me. I'm happy to be a Jew sympathiser

Sympathiser? "

Yeah, you know, like how when someone isn't from a certain country, but still displays pride and patriotism towards that country. Like that.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Form an orderly queue now.

You pay £20 you can use me as a couple I get in free .. just for entry tho.

What about my entry into you?

Giggity

That isnt negotiable i'm afraid.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Most people with considerations toward other races or even their own would not dream of begining a thread in the manner you did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I just clear something up before everyone kicks up a fuss? I'm not anti-Semitic in the slightest, it's just an age-old stereotype I was poking fun at simply because that's what I get called by my friends because of how tight I am with money.

My mother tells me I have Jewish heritage anyway, so chill everyone. No-one died.

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By *rs and mrs FCouple
over a year ago

Northwest

"Would there be spanking guaranteed?

We could come to some arrangement."

Sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

It's only what my friends call me. I'm happy to be a Jew sympathiser

Sympathiser?

Yeah, you know, like how when someone isn't from a certain country, but still displays pride and patriotism towards that country. Like that. "

You sympatise with jews because they show pride and patriotism in Britain? That doesn't even begin to make sense

Though it does suggest that your casual racism is maybe not that casual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim Davidson has just called. You can keep his joke book

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Can I just clear something up before everyone kicks up a fuss? I'm not anti-Semitic in the slightest, it's just an age-old stereotype I was poking fun at simply because that's what I get called by my friends because of how tight I am with money.

My mother tells me I have Jewish heritage anyway, so chill everyone. No-one died."

Actually 6 million jews died in the Holocaust.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Passes the OP a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother tells me I have Jewish heritage anyway, so chill everyone. No-one died."

It's am offensive stereotype. If you don't want to be challenged don't use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No need for the Jew reference dude.

It's only what my friends call me. I'm happy to be a Jew sympathiser

Sympathiser?

Yeah, you know, like how when someone isn't from a certain country, but still displays pride and patriotism towards that country. Like that.

You sympatise with jews because they show pride and patriotism in Britain? That doesn't even begin to make sense

Though it does suggest that your casual racism is maybe not that casual"

Nooo... eurgh, when someone is from England, but they show pride at being, oh I don't know, German, they would be called a German sympathiser.

I'm sure that term can be used for religions too, I don't know.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Wow. You all need to calm the fuck down. Im Jewish and I'm not offended! And seeing as I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew too, I'll go too xD

On a similar note, it's like fat people making fat jokes. That's a hell of a lot more acceptable than skinny people making fat jokes. So if the OP (and me for that matter) wants to refer to himself as a 'fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew' then so be it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last birthday party I went to I took a present, the next one I'm going to I will also take a present.

So when did Birthday parties become profit making?

Sounds like someone would go far on The Apprentice....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mother tells me I have Jewish heritage anyway, so chill everyone. No-one died.

Actually 6 million jews died in the Holocaust. "

Not joking about that though, am I? What on earth has that got to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. You all need to calm the fuck down. Im Jewish and I'm not offended! And seeing as I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew too, I'll go too xD

But the OP isn't Jewish. So to use you analogy it's exactly like a skinny person making fat jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most people with considerations toward other races or even their own would not dream of begining a thread in the manner you did. "

its called self deprecation.

ps - judaism is a religion not a race.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow. You all need to calm the fuck down. Im Jewish and I'm not offended! And seeing as I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew too, I'll go too xD

But the OP isn't Jewish. So to use you analogy it's exactly like a skinny person making fat jokes"

I have Jewish heritage on my mother's side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. You all need to calm the fuck down. Im Jewish and I'm not offended! And seeing as I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew too, I'll go too xD

I am Jewish and I for one am sick of people thinking this is one of the things people can still poke fun at.

I know the OP meant no offence and I read his posts with humour normally. But it's simply not ok to make casual reference to something that seems to be the last bastion of offensive humour.

I would not feel happy about poking fun at any culture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously, have any of you people seen South Park? If you're offended by what I said, then fuck me, God help you if you watch that!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"The last birthday party I went to I took a present, the next one I'm going to I will also take a present.

So when did Birthday parties become profit making?

Sounds like someone would go far on The Apprentice...."

Who's making a profit?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Where's me popcorn............

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't think the OP intended to cause offence with his post I just think it could of been worded a little better...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think the OP intended to cause offence with his post I just think it could of been worded a little better..."

Yeah, by not saying 'Jew'. I don't know why the big furore to be honest, it's not even a bad stereotype to have. I like that I'm tight-fisted.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jeez you certainly know how to woo a woman..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah, bathing in a sea of hate. My favourite pastime

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, my party will be an equal opps party. Please no racism, sexism, homophobia or religious slurs.

I want people to have fun, in a safe and accepting space.

It's a horrible stereotype to keep going.

I hope you are able to join us and prove you are not quite so, erm I'll use gauche.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think the OP intended to cause offence with his post I just think it could of been worded a little better...

Yeah, by not saying 'Jew'. I don't know why the big furore to be honest, it's not even a bad stereotype to have. I like that I'm tight-fisted."

In fairness its a bit of a stereotypical view of the Jewish that they are all tight fisted...it's like saying all fat people like cake

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The last birthday party I went to I took a present, the next one I'm going to I will also take a present.

So when did Birthday parties become profit making?

Sounds like someone would go far on The Apprentice....

Who's making a profit? "

NO PRESENTS, I only want presence.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Wow. You all need to calm the fuck down. Im Jewish and I'm not offended! And seeing as I am a fucking cheapskate tight arse Jew too, I'll go too xD

Oh is this the opposite of the white knight syndrome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh theres a bday party,, have a great time folks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I back at school?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I take it the offer of a date has not been successful?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Am I back at school?"

It does feel a bit like that.

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

"I have Jewish heritage on my mother's side."

Well that makes you racially a Jew even if you don't practice.

I'm Jewish race too And didn't take offence either, in fact I've made the same joke about myself too.

Everyone else getting on their high horse about it needs to shut up.

It's not aimed at you and quite frankly it's no different than a person of colour choosing to refer to themselves with the n word, someone of Irish descent choosing to refer to themselves as enjoying alcohol or any other stereotypes you wish to think of.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I take it the offer of a date has not been successful?"

You may need to pay someone to attend with you. Although Girlnextdoor seemed to be your most promising offer.

Casual offence is still offence and given the amount of press on the rise of antisemitism in this country I am glad to see that the forum folk won't have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a joke what's everyone crying about.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her."

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

I do hope this gets you signing up.

OP, if you have achieved that then I will give you two glasses of bubbly.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I take it the offer of a date has not been successful?

You may need to pay someone to attend with you. Although Girlnextdoor seemed to be your most promising offer.

Casual offence is still offence and given the amount of press on the rise of antisemitism in this country I am glad to see that the forum folk won't have it.

My offer was genuine.. I will save him 10 pounds and me ten pounds.. hey I'm the pensioner here I can be a cheapskate

I just said I was not part of the offer. He just needs to be at the venue when I get there to come in with me

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I take it the offer of a date has not been successful?

You may need to pay someone to attend with you. Although Girlnextdoor seemed to be your most promising offer.

Casual offence is still offence and given the amount of press on the rise of antisemitism in this country I am glad to see that the forum folk won't have it.

Why do I now feel like a social outcast?

I'm a promising offer

(tongue in cheek. I'd love to come to the party)

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

"Casual offence is still offence and given the amount of press on the rise of antisemitism in this country I am glad to see that the forum folk won't have it.

The study that prompted the news about that was an awful piece of work, it would never hold up as a serious academic study as the questions were incredibly ambiguous and the population surveyed was very narrow.

If you read the independent or guardian newspaper reports you will see that it was debunked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perhaps the reason I am not seeing the bigger picture here is because I do not take religion seriously. Hell, I could start my own religion tomorrow on the internet and I'd probably have a couple of thousand suckers buying into it.

Judaism, or indeed any other religion, is not a race. Why anyone thinks they can take offence at a stereotype aimed at nothing more than a glorified cult is beyond me. I don't hate religion, each to their own, but I just take it with a pinch of salt. A stereotype against Jews means just as much to me as stereotypes against white van drivers or football fans.

In short, I am an equal-opportunities offender

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

I do hope this gets you signing up.

OP, if you have achieved that then I will give you two glasses of bubbly.

I will be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

Come I'd love to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

OMG I've died and gone to heaven if you do

I take it you're going! It will be great to finally meet you if I do get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed to dress up sexy for you and suck your cock?"

Are you going too?

To the party I mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god. It's a joke... Put your big boy pants on and laugh it off!!!!?? Seriously?!!! Some of you people really need to get a sense of humour in the 20th century. (That's not a mistake...!?)

I hope you find someone to hold your hand. If not, nothing is less attractive than a tight arse! Lol cough up big boy! No one wants a second hand condom

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Smooooooooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps the reason I am not seeing the bigger picture here is because I do not take religion seriously. Hell, I could start my own religion tomorrow on the internet and I'd probably have a couple of thousand suckers buying into it.

In short, I am an equal-opportunities offender

Not religious at all but to suggest that a particular religion is nothing more than a glorified cult is probably going to offend someone.

You must love the taste of shoe leather because you only seem to be opening your mouth to change feet at the moment.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You must love the taste of shoe leather because you only seem to be opening your mouth to change feet at the moment."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK so which one of you beauties, is accompanying, the Op to licks do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"OK so which one of you beauties, is accompanying, the Op to licks do?

Steady tiger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last birthday party I went to I took a present, the next one I'm going to I will also take a present.

So when did Birthday parties become profit making?

Sounds like someone would go far on The Apprentice....

Who's making a profit?

NO PRESENTS, I only want presence.

I like your business model you're hired....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it "
This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In short, I am an equal-opportunities offender

Not religious at all but to suggest that a particular religion is nothing more than a glorified cult is probably going to offend someone.

You must love the taste of shoe leather because you only seem to be opening your mouth to change feet at the moment."

I have no problem with offending glorified cults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

I take offence at you assuming I like to take offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In short, I am an equal-opportunities offender

Not religious at all but to suggest that a particular religion is nothing more than a glorified cult is probably going to offend someone.

You must love the taste of shoe leather because you only seem to be opening your mouth to change feet at the moment.

I have no problem with offending glorified cults

Don't know what to say but you certainly don't appear to mind what others think.

Just seen where you come from too, that made me giggle too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

I take offence at you assuming I like to take offence. "

Now I'm offended that you're offended

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over a year ago

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

Well hello cunty pants, where the hell have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so which one of you beauties, is accompanying, the Op to licks do?

Steady tiger!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

Well hello cunty pants, where the hell have you been?

In cuntypantsville

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK so which one of you beauties, is accompanying, the Op to licks do?

Steady now, don't all rush at once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In short, I am an equal-opportunities offender

Not religious at all but to suggest that a particular religion is nothing more than a glorified cult is probably going to offend someone.

You must love the taste of shoe leather because you only seem to be opening your mouth to change feet at the moment.

I have no problem with offending glorified cults

Don't know what to say but you certainly don't appear to mind what others think.

Just seen where you come from too, that made me giggle too xxx"

Ah yes, the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

Well hello cunty pants, where the hell have you been?

In cuntypantsville

Figures bloody place is full of em

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Things are only offensive if you take offence to them.

I'm not saying going around insulting people is ok. But their is a choice in how you deal with it This is true, some people just like to take offense on ere I think.

Well hello cunty pants, where the hell have you been?

"
Vac bed, fuckers to get out of you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as tight as a ducks arse!!! Sorry to anybody I may offend.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I take it the offer of a date has not been successful?

You may need to pay someone to attend with you. Although Girlnextdoor seemed to be your most promising offer.

Casual offence is still offence and given the amount of press on the rise of antisemitism in this country I am glad to see that the forum folk won't have it.

Why do I now feel like a social outcast?

I'm a promising offer

(tongue in cheek. I'd love to come to the party) "

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

Come I'd love to meet you! "

Love to meet you guys too! Thought it was London but hey, so many I want to meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm as tight as a ducks arse!!! Sorry to anybody I may offend.

That's offensive to ducks' arses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think the OP intended to cause offence with his post I just think it could of been worded a little better...

Yeah, by not saying 'Jew'. I don't know why the big furore to be honest, it's not even a bad stereotype to have. I like that I'm tight-fisted.

In fairness its a bit of a stereotypical view of the Jewish that they are all tight fisted...it's like saying all fat people like cake "

Cake?? - did someone mention cake? Is there cake?? (Sticks tongue out, pants and assumes begging pose!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

Come I'd love to meet you!

Love to meet you guys too! Thought it was London but hey, so many I want to meet!

It's just up the road from London, really. Although I accept from South London it is a longer journey. You can do it without staying over if you get yourself a driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird how a lighthearted post can go tits up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. It's a joke... Put your big boy pants on and laugh it off!!!!?? Seriously?!!! Some of you people really need to get a sense of humour in the 20th century. (That's not a mistake...!?)

I hope you find someone to hold your hand. If not, nothing is less attractive than a tight arse! Lol cough up big boy! No one wants a second hand condom

Second-hand condom? Whoa there, someone's a bit too highbrow for my tastes, I thought we agreed on the big bag? Hope it's dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh is this the opposite of the white knight syndrome?

OI! Get your own.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm going stag if anyone wants a plus one. However that's getting in only. I'll be off like a scalded cat once I get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come into this thread yet?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh is this the opposite of the white knight syndrome?

OI! Get your own....."

Get my own what? White Knight? Nah they are only loyal when and who it suits them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make do with the OP

but as I'm part of a couple he needs to stump up the premium threesome rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh is this the opposite of the white knight syndrome?

OI! Get your own.....

Get my own what? White Knight? Nah they are only loyal when and who it suits them

Why do you think they're a dying breed..

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh is this the opposite of the white knight syndrome?

OI! Get your own.....

Get my own what? White Knight? Nah they are only loyal when and who it suits them

Why do you think they're a dying breed..

No idea

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Um, surely the Jews are indeed a race, descendants of the 12 tribes n'all that, it's Judaism that's the religion.

Regardless, I think when a faux pas has been made the best thing to do is just apologise. It would have stood the OP in good stead to just say 'Mea Culpa, sorry guys.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with finding what you need op

And people ask why I'm hardly on here anymore

I'm so chilled now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different prices for different sexes is one of the reasons that the club scene does not appeal to me. I don't actually care what the overall cost is.

That said, I'm considering making an exception to celebrate Lickety's birthday with her.

Ooh please do...I so want to meet you, in a non sexual way.

Yes it would be really good to meet you too, sounds strange saying that because I feel like I know you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that went well.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that went well.....

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