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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been inspired to write this post after just eating a Gurkin with my lunch.

What foods woukd you use in sexual play??

Gurkin is on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been inspired to write this post after just eating a Gurkin with my lunch.

What foods woukd you use in sexual play??

Gurkin is on my list

Courgette

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled mussels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me"

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also "

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really"

I always like squirts cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really

I always like squirts cream

Your from the land of Ambrosia.

Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really

I always like squirts cream

Your from the land of Ambrosia.

Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?"

Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really

I always like squirts cream

Your from the land of Ambrosia.

Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?

Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play. "

So you wouldnt be into making potato prints into a bowl of stodgy rice pudding using just your vagina while I snap away on my Nixon 500cs camera?

would make a lovely ornament once set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toblerone

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Toblerone"

That must feel like getting shagged in the back of a car while your mate joy rides and tries to escape the police whilst taking no notice of the speed bumps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.

Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.

Strawberries for me

LOL!!!!!!

Strawberries are on my list also

Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.

quite boring really

I always like squirts cream

Your from the land of Ambrosia.

Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?

Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play.

So you wouldnt be into making potato prints into a bowl of stodgy rice pudding using just your vagina while I snap away on my Nixon 500cs camera?

would make a lovely ornament once set!"

Ha! No

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toblerone"

To be fed it, yes. Stuck up my pussy, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted chocolate poured all over mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gherkin..

I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.

Not for me though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*gherkin..

I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.

Not for me though."

Not to have inserted inside me.

To be eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U wanna tickle the pickle then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have done the usual Mars Bars, bananas, courgettes type thing. Grapes were fun though, I couldn't remember how many I had stuffed up her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gherkin..

I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.

Not for me though.

Not to have inserted inside me.

To be eaten

Would love to feed you grapes and give you goblets of wine :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits patiently, expectantly*

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

We messed around with a cadburys crème egg many moons ago ,,,,,it was supposed to be along the lines of 'how do you eat yours' so popped it between mindys lips and started having a nibble when all of a sudden she coughed and the bugger was gone

with a couple of spoons we got most of it out and the rest deposited itself in her knickers over the next couple of days ,,,,,,,, looked disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have done the usual Mars Bars, bananas, courgettes type thing. Grapes were fun though, I couldn't remember how many I had stuffed up her

Did you get them out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*gherkin..

I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.

Not for me though.

Not to have inserted inside me.

To be eaten

Would love to feed you grapes and give you goblets of wine :P"

Come on over to my place..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We messed around with a cadburys crème egg many moons ago ,,,,,it was supposed to be along the lines of 'how do you eat yours' so popped it between mindys lips and started having a nibble when all of a sudden she coughed and the bugger was gone

with a couple of spoons we got most of it out and the rest deposited itself in her knickers over the next couple of days ,,,,,,,, looked disgusting

LOL

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've had fun with a tub of Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup before. I bloody love that stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had fun with all sorts. But, i'm not going nowhere near a gherkin. That stuff stinks!

Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm..gherkins are delish - i always nab my other half's from his maccy d's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had fun with a tub of Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup before. I bloody love that stuff!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was jerkin' the gherkin this morning. Does that count?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have done the usual Mars Bars, bananas, courgettes type thing. Grapes were fun though, I couldn't remember how many I had stuffed up her

Did you get them out!

I think so, eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had fun with all sorts. But, i'm not going nowhere near a gherkin. That stuff stinks!

Yuk!

You only like chicken that's why!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been inspired to write this post after just eating a Gurkin with my lunch.

What foods woukd you use in sexual play??

Gurkin is on my list

Love Gurkins sliced or whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had fun with all sorts. But, i'm not going nowhere near a gherkin. That stuff stinks!

Yuk!

You only like chicken that's why!!

I just don't like things that smell and covered in vinegar. Not a fan of the stuff. Quite a picky eater.

...but i eat pussy.

(Hahaha, couldn't resist. Had to say it.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.

Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.

so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.

everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.

but the moment had passed

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.

Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.

so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.

everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.

but the moment had passed

Where did the Mars bar come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.

Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.

so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.

everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.

but the moment had passed

Where did the Mars bar come from?"

Eurrgh

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

mcdonalds gherkins yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did the Mars bar come from?"

damn good question Chad, and you know i did wonder why it was already unwrapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...

Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....

I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...

Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....

I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...

Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....

I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...

Ditto!

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it's good to focus on the prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...

Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....

I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...

Ditto!

it's good to focus on the prize

It starts with the prize and ends with the prize.

Doesn't get better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coconut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coconut

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Brave fighting men the gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did the Mars bar come from?

damn good question Chad, and you know i did wonder why it was already unwrapped"

Haha!

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Butterd corn on the cob mmmm yummy

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