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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why don't blokes wash when the pee? Come on guys sorry to all those that do lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its a valid point but i most public conveniences will get one either funny looks or a stern telling off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't wash after a pee either, they wipe and go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

?? I always do or have wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So In a public toilet you hover over a sink and have a splash? Or only ever use wet wipes and never toilet paper. At a club or during play meets etc I can understand ensuring that you have anti bacterial wipes handy or decent showers etc, however in normal day to day activities I would say that most women use toilet paper & men give it a good shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?? I always do or have wet wipes "

Don't they leave you, um, wet? Urgh ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will leave cleaner in public toilets by not washing there, that just goes if your peeing there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Bidets the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my bath at Christmas....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"its a valid point but i most public conveniences will get one either funny looks or a stern telling off.."

you're telling me...

last time i was in a public lavy and a bloke was washing his hands in a basin and i said "budge across mate..need to dip my cock in there!"

i don't think he was too impressed!!!

i think it was this.... followed by this....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A Pissy Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Pissy Pussy"

mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hear depends wat toilet you are in

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A Pissy Pussy

mmmmmmmmmmm"

I almost wrote

Mmmmmmm/Ewwwwww

Delete as appropriate

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"?? I always do or have wet wipes "

you wash your fanny when you wee? even at work or when shopping or our clubbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear depends wat toilet you are in"

would it not be sexy if you washed it for the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a valid point but i most public conveniences will get one either funny looks or a stern telling off..

you're telling me...

last time i was in a public lavy and a bloke was washing his hands in a basin and i said "budge across mate..need to dip my cock in there!"

i don't think he was too impressed!!!

i think it was this.... followed by this.... "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm at a meet then I'll always use a wet wipe after every wee and make sure everything is clean but day to day I don't. Wet wipes must cost you a fortune! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get them from work lol

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

Id wash before play and while I was with someone, while out and about might do a dab with tissue, or might just shake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was before I touch my todger.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I was before I touch my todger. "

I have a tiny speck on my pc monitor and until I checked you had written Lodger, well so I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash before that to. I'm not a tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stay on the toilet n flush the chain....then shimmy out of the cubicle and ask the old dear at the hand dryers to give me a bunk up so I can thoroughly dry myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?? I always do or have wet wipes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with Winston on this;

Young man [after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands]: At Eton, they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.

Churchill: At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?? I always do or have wet wipes

Don't they leave you, um, wet? Urgh ..."

No - tissue dry after

Time consuming - but worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Pissy Pussy"

There's a big fetish for that, believe me I get a lot of offers to lick me clean after I've had a piss

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A Pissy Pussy

There's a big fetish for that, believe me I get a lot of offers to lick me clean after I've had a piss "

They could call it Marmite I reckon, no not because its similar, on in the fact it's a 50/50 I reckon.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!"

Simples as in 'Meerkats'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quiet right good man

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I dip mine in the pan as I flush. If I'm really quick I can do my hands too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Agreed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dip mine in the pan as I flush. If I'm really quick I can do my hands too. "

that's how I wash my arse

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I dip mine in the pan as I flush. If I'm really quick I can do my hands too. "

how do you avoid all the blue stuff.... its like me doing a 5yr olds painting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee sat down, flush and let your shlong fall in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stay on the toilet n flush the chain....then shimmy out of the cubicle and ask the old dear at the hand dryers to give me a bunk up so I can thoroughly dry myself "

I really did just laugh out loud at the thought of that

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I dip mine in the pan as I flush. If I'm really quick I can do my hands too.

how do you avoid all the blue stuff.... its like me doing a 5yr olds painting..... "

Just avoid the posh bogs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!"

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary."

I was just about to say the same, I've a tiny bladder and am always In the loo if I washed my bits every time id end up with thrush. You aren't even supposed to use anything perfumed down there in the shower etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary."

Dove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that women were turned on by the smell of mens sweaty dirty balls..etc fuck me..now I know why I am still single..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary."

I was wondering this. Because you are leaving the synthetic chemical products on your genitals and not rinsing them off. Surely that's not good for such delicate skin on a regular basis?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary.

I was wondering this. Because you are leaving the synthetic chemical products on your genitals and not rinsing them off. Surely that's not good for such delicate skin on a regular basis?"

But they are designed for use on babies vaginas and bottoms and I would guess they are just as sensitive? I am not convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary.

I was wondering this. Because you are leaving the synthetic chemical products on your genitals and not rinsing them off. Surely that's not good for such delicate skin on a regular basis?

But they are designed for use on babies vaginas and bottoms and I would guess they are just as sensitive? I am not convinced.

"

Some baby products are very harsh. Pears/Dove or any Ph-balanced products are ace.

But whatever's used - rinsing and drying thouroughly are just as (if not more so) important

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I once met up with a girl for some fun,and she had clearly been farting,and shitting all day cause that's all I could taste when I went to rim her!lol,so I flipped her over to do some muff diving,and she just stank of BO and piss..that was one shit but unforgettable night in my life

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"its a valid point but i most public conveniences will get one either funny looks or a stern telling off..

you're telling me...

last time i was in a public lavy and a bloke was washing his hands in a basin and i said "budge across mate..need to dip my cock in there!"

i don't think he was too impressed!!!

i think it was this.... followed by this.... "

exactly, its like honest officer i was just being hygienic really..

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Women don't wash after a pee either, they wipe and go. "

I do. I have a douche attachment on my loo.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary.

Dove "

Seagulls are more common round here but they don't half squawk when you try to use them to wipe with

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I stay on the toilet n flush the chain....then shimmy out of the cubicle and ask the old dear at the hand dryers to give me a bunk up so I can thoroughly dry myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people seem to think that if they have a shower they will remain fresh all day.

How wrong they are as a quick peel back of the foreskin and thorough wipe with a scented wet wipe then pop it all back in my pants damp and fresh means that I arrive ready to be taken in hand totally free of nasty niffs and it is always appreciated.

Simples!!

using perfumed products that often on your nether regions is likely to cause more nasty niffs....they have a delicate pH balance.

Its a common misconception that not washing causes more whiffs than washing excessively. The body has very effective methods of self cleaning. I am not advocating not washing but over washing is not necessary.

Dove

Seagulls are more common round here but they don't half squawk when you try to use them to wipe with "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Who gives a feck as long as there isn't a sign when getting jiggy, I couldn't give a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met up with a girl for some fun,and she had clearly been farting,and shitting all day cause that's all I could taste when I went to rim her!lol,so I flipped her over to do some muff diving,and she just stank of BO and piss..that was one shit but unforgettable night in my life"

Eeewwww!!! Ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always wash it for them

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I once met up with a girl for some fun,and she had clearly been farting,and shitting all day cause that's all I could taste when I went to rim her!lol,so I flipped her over to do some muff diving,and she just stank of BO and piss..that was one shit but unforgettable night in my life"

Mate that is fercking sick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr isn't urine sterile when leaving the body?

I would have thought that the bits of the body that touch the seat probably have more need of cleaning.

I only wash my cock when the bluebottles flying round it start dropping dead

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