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If you got hit by a bus today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...what would the ambulance crew think of the state of the undies youre wearing today when they have to cut your clothes off? My mother always told me to wear something nice incase I ever did.

Today they might think im a bit kinky wearing crotchless tights, when infact they were normal tights until I bent over to pick something up and they split! ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd probably think I couldn't afford any or I'd run out of clean ones.....Having a commando day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I got hit by a bus now id wonder how it got in my bedroom. Im knickerless in bed lol.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.

Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bought maself a 3 pack of plain black jockeys on Saturday, so am wearing those at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought maself a 3 pack of plain black jockeys on Saturday, so am wearing those at the moment "

It's not that cold..three pairs at once is excessive

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Damn! Deleted by mistake!

My Mum used ta say the same thing!! At the moment I got none on... Oppsyyy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.

Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster!"

Yes...my mothers pearls of wisdom never do have much logic...i still can't see in the dark due to carrot eating, and my hair is still straight after eating all my toast crusts

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Bought maself a 3 pack of plain black jockeys on Saturday, so am wearing those at the moment

It's not that cold..three pairs at once is excessive "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not wearing any

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves.

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

No paramedics have a difficult enough job without such concerns( unsung heroes)

I say give them a helping hand and wear no underwear...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.

Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster!

Yes...my mothers pearls of wisdom never do have much logic...i still can't see in the dark due to carrot eating, and my hair is still straight after eating all my toast crusts "
carrot eating.. Good for ya eyes as ya never see a rabbit wearing glasses ( so my Mum used ta say!! Lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no bra and a fetching pair of dark brown with white polka dotted briefs. My hospital knickers I call them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All these pantless people today!! The ambulance crews would need to be monitoring their own BP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves. "

Im blushing for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont wear undies! trackies bottoms nd cycling shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and grandmother always say that too.

I'm matching today... Cerise pink bra and Frenchies here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helluva a funny name. I remember that cartoon...

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got no bra and knickers on so they'd have no underwear to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they would just think 'eeeeeewwwwwww the dirty bastard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm generally matching unless I decide to not wear a bra.

I'm in virgin white today so they would be pleased

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I would try to quickly invent teleportation and evade the problem. I'd hope for a slow moving bus to give me time.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

And if a double-decker bus, killed the both of us....

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

No underpants, but I would hope they would appreciate the freshly shaved pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you got hit by a bus today

they're in for a big surprise

If you got hit by a bus today

they'll never believe their eyes

........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UA's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always in nice bra but oooops i never do get round to buying the knickers

im always commado

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As long as you dont put my off white bundies on my coffin for all to see, then the fucking curtain knocks them off onto the floor, I dont care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's quite early in the year so my 2015 pair are quite clean....barely grey with minimal straekage in fact so it's all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd probably think the undies were ok but I really should have shaved my legs.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"It's quite early in the year so my 2015 pair are quite clean....barely grey with minimal straekage in fact so it's all good. "

so another couple of weeks till you hit the 3 month stage... at that point do you turn them inside out... or back to front???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves. "

I've done this before too when I fucked up my knee when I was at university. On the plus side, the embarrassment helped distract me from the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh pair of undercrackers on today. Not absolutely brand new but could pass for new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always matching.. Today they would have an eye full. A see through white Brazilian, matching bra... Also see through. Let's hope I don't get hit by a bus and my dad gets called hehehe

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Gotta wear tidy undies.... U never know when u might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lucky tartan boxers,freshly shaved,splash of tommy.i feel epic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to spawn a whole new series of cheaters-must-die responses, so I apologise in advance...

I wear nice clothes, good underwear and keep myself trimmed and we'll groomed "down there" all the time, so that when I do meet I'm not unusually groomed or wearing anything different.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd be fine today, black cotton is my default. But the one time a horse put me in hospital, first thing in the morning - oooops!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Always matching

I just hope they don't look at my legs too closely tho

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.

I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's quite early in the year so my 2015 pair are quite clean....barely grey with minimal straekage in fact so it's all good.

so another couple of weeks till you hit the 3 month stage... at that point do you turn them inside out... or back to front??? "

Inside out in march, then I turn them back to front in June. September I whip them round for the final time before a new pair on fresh every Christmas after my annual bath weather I need them or not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.

I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course. "

How confusing can underwear be?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Someone's eager! Taken them off already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.

I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course.

How confusing can underwear be?! "

Very , believe me if I have the wrong colour on the wrong day my day is chaos.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't think it would make much difference what I was wearing. If I spotted a bus about to plough into me, I'd shit myself anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if I was hit by a bus my undies may not be so clean as they are now

But as I am in the workshop at the back of my garden, and my street is not on a bus route the only likely need for an ambulance will be saw related.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my mother used to get mixed up and say "make sure you have clean underwear so you CAN get hit by a bus" best reason ever to go commando.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I don't want to get hit by a bus today! I am wearing scooby doo knicks and they are not overly flattering. Years ago we got knocked off our motorbike and I had to get my knee looked at and I was naked under my bike pants - very embarrassing when it came to X-rays

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Work day , sensible underwear grey pants cotton bra. Most comfortable under uniform top.

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Sod my undies,

I would just want The Stig to be driving the ambulance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recent pic in my album is what I'm wearing today.

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