FabSwingers.com forum: facebook regrets!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well, hunting down old school friends on facebook, i think i came across the epitome of wishy's bete noir.

this 'woman', single, unemployed 2 children...has posts (on average, every 5 mins until bed-time) that moan about everything from her kids wanting to do things with her so she can't wait for them to go to bed, (whilst stating her kids are her life), the fact her bank account is not as healthy as she would wish and the scandalous fact that social will now only get paid fortnightly.....and how is a person with children supposed to survive like that

and how life is, in general, shit!

Anyone want to suggest what i should post in the comment box...ahead of me deleting her that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spend more time with your children and not at a computer and reep the rewards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"spend more time with your children and not at a computer and reep the rewards."

that was also my first thought

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

She might also want to try and change her life if it's that shit instead of bitching about it and waiting for someone to make it better.

Fucking nanny state has created these zombie-like sub-humans with no drive or independence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about 'oi you scrounging scum bag, get off your arse, see to your kids & earn your own fucking money'

That usually does the trick. Trust me, I've done it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'oi you scrounging scum bag, get off your arse, see to your kids & earn your own fucking money'

That usually does the trick. Trust me, I've done it!"

Can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'oi you scrounging scum bag, get off your arse, see to your kids & earn your own fucking money'

That usually does the trick. Trust me, I've done it!"

cruel to be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to cancel her internet and spend the money on booze. That way, when Social Services take her kids away for being an alcoholic, they'll have a much better life than they clearly do now.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her to cancel her internet and spend the money on booze. That way, when Social Services take her kids away for being an alcoholic, they'll have a much better life than they clearly do now."

yea best bet that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell her to cancel her internet and spend the money on booze. That way, when Social Services take her kids away for being an alcoholic, they'll have a much better life than they clearly do now."

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spend more time with your children and not at a computer and reep the rewards."

sounds good 2 me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her to cancel her internet and spend the money on booze. That way, when Social Services take her kids away for being an alcoholic, they'll have a much better life than they clearly do now.

I like that one"

Me too.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is what you make it!

If it's shit, unless you have a medical reason then change it!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life is what you make it!

If it's shit, unless you have a medical reason then change it!

Tony

2rite! tony i totally agree with u matey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me."

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

PMSL thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me."

can you be more specific?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

PMSL thanks!

its for your own good really!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

PMSL thanks!

NO PROBLEMS!! lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

It's hardly the website's fault if some of its members continuously post inane gibberish, is it...?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

can you be more specific?

Last person to leave this thread kick that stool over - I'm the lil monkey standing on it with a rope round my neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

It's hardly the website's fault if some of its members continuously post inane gibberish, is it...?"

right my laptop just got a coffee shower because of that statement!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

It's hardly the website's fault if some of its members continuously post inane gibberish, is it...?

right my laptop just got a coffee shower because of that statement!!! x

hahahahahahahahahaha!!

poor laptop,,,arrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok notts its sturdy stuff this one!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its ok notts its sturdy stuff this one!! x"

Good Good!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

I'll offer...and no kindness will be involved!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

HAS to be a strong contender for Fabswingers "post of the Year".

It's good mate but I saw a post recently that ended with a quote from Harry Hill that just might pip it.

So which post was the best?

There's only one way to find out... ah ffs someone kill me.

one more statement like that and i might just offer to do it out of kindness!! x

I'll offer...and no kindness will be involved!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i have peoples "status" line saying stupid things like:

"going to grans today to help finish that cardigan" lol lol

or "going shopping with my hunky fella to fetch sunday lunch"

its pathetic!

At least on here u got things like:

FANCY A FUCK? OR GOING 4 a spot OF DOGGIN! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "please do a favour to society by not popping out anymore kids"

Sheesh, some people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about "please do a favour to society by not popping out anymore kids"

Sheesh, some people!"

2rite!

u mean like ureself? lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Fucking nanny state has created these zombie-like sub-humans with no drive or independence."

Don't hold back

let it all out I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally i'd send her the link to the offspring song, why dont you get a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"personally i'd send her the link to the offspring song, why dont you get a job

Innit just! here here 100%

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Fucking nanny state has created these zombie-like sub-humans with no drive or independence.

Don't hold back

let it all out I say!

I do apologise, I don't know what came over me.

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

To the op-

Best advice I could give is simply. Block + delete. You have not been friends your whole life and with respect to your history of attending same school, you owe her nothing and best thing to do would be to carry on with out worrying about her as her life is her problem. There could be so many reasons for her predicament, and braking the cycle of benifits can be hard on some especially those with kids. Blame it on internet connection, deleated by mistake or any excuse under the sun, the fact you posted here for advice shows your a good person at least, and don't want to offend her. But seriously just let her problems be here's and if she is too busy posting everything about her life, make a discreet exit of her friends list. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yeah! thats it.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

family... work.... then tinternet.

family .... tinternet if you don't work.

in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

family should always come first

but some dont see it like that xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

remind her that, according to the sixth form boys, she had excellent "O" and "A" levels and ask "whatever have you done with yourself in the intervening years"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

On the wider topic of facebook regrets.

Signing up for it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

On the wider topic of facebook regrets.

Signing up for it?"

Amen to that!

Although I do take a morbid curiosity and pleasure in seeing how badly people have aged since school/uni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the wider topic of facebook regrets.

Signing up for it?

Amen to that!

Although I do take a morbid curiosity and pleasure in seeing how badly people have aged since school/uni."

me too!! and seein that someone has aged terribly gives me great enjoyment!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook its rubbish!!

full of folk that write "going shopping today" lol lol

FFS mate you get that on here as well.

Your current status: Away for a shite....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the wider topic of facebook regrets.

Signing up for it?

Amen to that!

Although I do take a morbid curiosity and pleasure in seeing how badly people have aged since school/uni."

Out of morbid curiosity I searched an exboyfriends name and OMG Im glad I got away when I did!!

He used to think he was Gods gift to women treated me and others like something scrapped off his shoes - now he is whinging about never getting a "date never mind laid" seems his past has bit him on the bum

So in a way signing up for facebook was a good thing cos that made my day after all the things he did to me when I was young and innocent.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Although I do take a morbid curiosity and pleasure in seeing how badly people have aged since school/uni.

Out of morbid curiosity I searched an exboyfriends name and OMG Im glad I got away when I did!!

So in a way signing up for facebook was a good thing cos that made my day after all the things he did to me when I was young and innocent.

Shona

x x x "

i had but two objects of desire at my school....one, the head prefect, 6ft2 and amazing in tennis whites now has on his information 'looking for: men'...the other, send me a message saying; "you added me, but i dont recognise you"....sigh, no change there then!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On the wider topic of facebook regrets.

Signing up for it?"

That it exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy facebook. It has brought many a parted friend back into my life and I'm grateful for that.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"I enjoy facebook. It has brought many a parted friend back into my life and I'm grateful for that."

Did they suffer when they got parted? Was it in halves, thirds or quarters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook has saved me a fortune on my mobile phone bill. Very rarely i text or call as i contact my mates through it.

I also use it for the Poker and the fantasy football.

Oh and perving on female mates and their pals etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Facebook has saved me a fortune on my mobile phone bill. Very rarely i text or call as i contact my mates through it.

I also use it for the Poker and the fantasy football.

Oh and perving on female mates and their pals etc etc

donald! where's yer troosers?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day i join "facebook" i know im gonna regret it! lol lol

the day i joined fabswingers i was overjoyed!

thanks everyone!@admin 4 ya marvellous work.x

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