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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

Never Make Eye Contact while Eating A Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way. You'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try telling a little.white mouse a black cat is lucky

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

People in glass houses shouldn't...undress with the light on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never suck dick like you've got a hot chip in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mix concrete with cold hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write everything down what cant speak cant lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask for extra chillie sauce

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum rarely forgets and never forgives. Post in haste, repent at leisure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to be rainbow in someone's cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wipe your arse on broken bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going it piss in someone's fuel tank, make sure it's not your own car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never suck dick like you've got a hot chip in your mouth."

My daily affirmation

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you dont fancy them, shag em doggy... that way you can have text sex with a hottie......

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

a chicken phal on top of 6 pints of guinness is not a good night out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont piss in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum died a few weeks back. Every generation has there good and bad points about doing things. Some are expressed in your parents love of their children. I think remembering some ideas that they have even though going against the present _iew is beneficial. Learn and then express for neither generation knows. We are always blind

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When asked by a chap in a Leeds pub if you are a lesbian, confirm you are. That way they just compliment you without trying it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When asked by a chap in a Leeds pub if you are a lesbian, confirm you are. That way they just compliment you without trying it on "

Never talk to thick blokes in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use `Deep heat` as a lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True wisdom is recognising and accepting ones own stupidity, and then successfully hiding it from the rest of the world!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"When asked by a chap in a Leeds pub if you are a lesbian, confirm you are. That way they just compliment you without trying it on

Never talk to thick blokes in the pub. "

I think I was having a good night, as Goldi and I were chatting to a guy in the yard next to Fibre and she swears blind he never clocked I was TG

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Look before you leap...saves calling out emergency services

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'Age is Something that Doesn't Matter, unless You are a Cheese.' L. Bunuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strongest women are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that no one knows about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if there ever comes a day that we can't be together, keep me in your heart and I'll stay there forever. Sir Winnie the Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you won't do something properly. Then, don't do it at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if there ever comes a day that we can't be together, keep me in your heart and I'll stay there forever. Sir Winnie the Pooh "

Winnie the Pooh rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if there ever comes a day that we can't be together, keep me in your heart and I'll stay there forever. Sir Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh rules "

Hehehehe I actually have this quote on a plaque in my house lol it's surrounded by photos of family who have passed away... A little morbid for some, but I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if there ever comes a day that we can't be together, keep me in your heart and I'll stay there forever. Sir Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh rules

Hehehehe I actually have this quote on a plaque in my house lol it's surrounded by photos of family who have passed away... A little morbid for some, but I love it "

I don't think its morbid. Actually is quite thoughtful. Lovely way to remember

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"if there ever comes a day that we can't be together, keep me in your heart and I'll stay there forever. Sir Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh rules

Hehehehe I actually have this quote on a plaque in my house lol it's surrounded by photos of family who have passed away... A little morbid for some, but I love it "

That's so sweet

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Experience isn't a matter of age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't waste your time on jealousy.

Sometimes your ahead

sometimes your behind

the race is long

but in the end it's only with yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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