FabSwingers.com forum: 50 Shades

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who all is going to see 50 Shades of Grey?

Oooohhhh Jamie Dornan whose playing Christain Grey, certainly wldn't mind a round with him. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm seeing it Wednesday after it comes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going Fri with the girls. So can't wait. What do you think of Jamie Dornan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going Fri with the girls. So can't wait. What do you think of Jamie Dornan? "

Going to be sooo busy on Friday!

Yea not bad but he is nothing like I imagined when I read the books... They could have chose someone older.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Is this a girl thing, because i will be avoiding this film like the plague, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a girl thing, because i will be avoiding this film like the plague, lol. "

No I'm being taken with a guy

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By *yintotryCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Saturday night, out at your neck of the woods too. (Glengormley ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to wait ages before I get a chance to see it. I'm mega jealous.

Been waiting for this to come out for aaaaaages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm refusing to watch it.

I was made to read it by the other half, which was bad enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No interest in it to be honest, he is gorgeous but no, would prefer to watch paint dry!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Absolutely no interest in it, it's utter crap

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

A friend of mine asked me to go with her to see it, being a good friend that I am I said yes.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Would prefer CG to have been played by someone a bit older (not too much though) bit of grey at the temples and features a bit more chiselled, but that's only imho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a girl thing, because i will be avoiding this film like the plague, lol. "

Lol... awh no fun in you ha!!! You might get jumped if you go.

Wonder how many will hve a wee sneaky shag in the cinema? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm seeing it Wednesday after it comes out"
its released on Friday

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend of mine asked me to go with her to see it, being a good friend that I am I said yes."

I'm sure you'll love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just gonna wait for the DVD release..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The book is absolute drivel....badly written and I just couldn't face reading it through....so that's put me off the film to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going

like always want to see how it goes book vs movie.

I have two tickets.. One for me..second.. Anyone want to join on saturday ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely no interest in it, it's utter crap"

utter crap yet you havent seen it? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel booked on the 21st .first 50 shades then dinner then he said he is gonna show me real 50 shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotel booked on the 21st .first 50 shades then dinner then he said he is gonna show me real 50 shades"

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Absolutely no interest in it, it's utter crap

utter crap yet you havent seen it? lol "

The book is utter crap and in no way depicts a BDSM relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Critics haven't been allowed to view it before the release, what does that tell you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested at all,never read the books.won't be seeing the film unless I'm tied up n forced to watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I might pop along to see this, can't remember the last time, I went, I cant sit still long enough!

Am I the only one who hasn't read these books?

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Watch how many guys go an watch the film an then THINK they are master of dom

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've not read the book, but I'm going along to see the film with some of my girlfriends on Friday...attempted to read The Story of O this week as most BDSMers I know recommend that over 50 Shades and I couldn't get away with it at all, which is unusual for me as I've been known to read a cornflakes packet if there's nowt else available - I truly don't get full submission (with extra pain); whenever i play a bit sub, it's purely a role play for me, so I'll just watch the film as a bit of eye candy and escapism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I might pop along to see this, can't remember the last time, I went, I cant sit still long enough!

Am I the only one who hasn't read these books? "

I haven't read the books either. Going to see the film though. I was disappointed by The Secretary even though people loved it. So just going with an open mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch how many guys go an watch the film an then THINK they are master of dom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to see it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch how many guys go an watch the film an then THINK they are master of dom"

Ha ha ha!

So true - bdsm is an actual craft

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going

like always want to see how it goes book vs movie.

I have two tickets.. One for me..second.. Anyone want to join on saturday ?

If you lived near me i wld. Ive been let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't wait to see it...

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I've read the books three times..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not interested in the BDSM side of it. Just like the vague "Pretty Woman" storyline. Broke bird gets together with rich, good looking guy. And they live happily ever after. Eventually.

I like a nice, predictable romantic storyline. It's relaxing for my tiny little mind.

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I'm not particularly interested in 50 Shades, I read the first 3 chapters and couldn't get over how poorly it was written.

Anyway.

Will this be the first of 3 films?

Or have all 3 books been compressed into one film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not particularly interested in 50 Shades, I read the first 3 chapters and couldn't get over how poorly it was written.

Anyway.

Will this be the first of 3 films?

Or have all 3 books been compressed into one film?"

Yeah it's very badly written. I kinda like it.

I think the first film is just the first book.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Besides being poorly written, I felt it was quite tame considering all the hype it generated. But I guess that is the vanilla world after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP got so excited they deleted their profile. That's what can happen if you watch crap films. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a girl thing, because i will be avoiding this film like the plague, lol. "

I'd rather watch paint dry Or sleep or be in work for 24hrs non stop or stick needles in my eyes.

(her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl meets man, girl gets all a fluster, man fucks girl, man spanks girl.

Man spends loadsa money, man fucks and spanks girl some more.

Man goes in a mood, man spanks and fucks woman yet more.

Job done, movie synopsis written

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who all is going to see 50 Shades of Grey?

Jesus actually Wept....

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

If any women ask me to take them to the cinema to watch this movie, i will mumble something about having a headache and go to sleep.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I will also be avoiding this film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any women ask me to take them to the cinema to watch this movie, i will mumble something about having a headache and go to sleep."
agree to go for brownie points then as the lights dim, sneak off and watch American sniper instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't read the book...Liz has n said it was very tame...don't think we will be going to see the film tbh

I expect there will be lots of new signups on Thursday, especially on Fet lol

Plus Anne Summers selling lots of plastic fluffy handcuffs and bondage "kits" at excessive prices for tat.

Still, may unleash an inner kink in some and that's always a great thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film is often not as good as the book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got visions of cinema full of Hen Party type women

..laughing ...screaming..

Giggling

Big swerve from me..I have.better things to do

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd probably rather die by any means than see this tripe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie doman is lush L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. Books were really badly written, I might grt it on dvd.

I'm looking forward to Magic Mike XXL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 Shades, Magic Mike.

Catnip for girls.

The male equivalent of them would do fuck all for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch how many guys go an watch the film an then THINK they are master of dom

Ha ha ha!

So true - bdsm is an actual craft

S x"

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;...

T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My God what had I done!

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;

Of what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;...

T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My God what had I done!

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;

Of what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey!!

"
i just woke up at this silly oclock. Read this and im actually chuckling away. This is brilliant. Thanks for starting my day with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Being forced to watch it with a friend. She bought the tickets n said were going.. never had a chance to say FO.. worse thing is, found out my mum n sister are goin to watch it too on the same night.. please come n shoot me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought my ticket last week

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"50 Shades, Magic Mike.

Catnip for girls.

The male equivalent of them would do fuck all for me."

Ah...you've a point there.

If Matt Bomer had got the part (like he should have) of CG then I would have been first in the queue to see it...

Books were terrible but seeing him in sex scenes would have got my attention pretty quickly! *drools*

Shame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my family going to a private showing as friends with the person who own cinema .. I think 30/40 in a place that holds 100s ... lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is this a girl thing, because i will be avoiding this film like the plague, lol. "

No, as I avoided the books and have no intention of watching the film.

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