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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You start using both hands to clean your teeth

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yur klacker bag tickles your kneecaps when you walk naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would rather have a hot meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start hanging around with the pussy posse xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think your old Clothes look good

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You make a groaning noise every time you bend over.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you only get down on all 4s to clean the floor

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Your children drive better and more expensive cars than you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or you don't fancy your Mates Mum anymore

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you use your vibe as a neck massager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a groaning noise every time you bend over."

Oh God...and when you get up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you start sentences with 'i remember when....', or you say 'kids were never like that in my day!'

worrying thing is i'm only 33 but have said both recently lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you use your vibe as a neck massager"

or to help you put your Shoes on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you'd rather wear your slippers than stilletoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd rather watch "Dating in the Dark" than mating in the dark!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

when someone mentions a shag, you automatically think about carpets

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the stuff in the tuperware catalogue,starts to look appealing.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you'd rather have a cocoa than another gin

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

You sit in front of the telly on a saturday night instead of hitting the town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you couldnt possibly go out two nights in a row!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when you start asking for music,to be turned down,and the tv to be turned up.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You sit in front of the telly on a saturday night instead of hitting the town

you watch X-factor cos you quite fancy that Cowell chap

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You body pop at weddings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you start asking for music,to be turned down,and the tv to be turned up."

I do that

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"when you start asking for music,to be turned down,and the tv to be turned up.

I do that

good morning old yin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

son we didn't have computers or calculators to help us with homework!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you worry more about your parents than they do for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your watching porn and thinking fk me that bed look comfy lol

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

A cup of tea sounds like a nice idea.

Where’s the kettle.

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

A classic – police men look sooo young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I remember when....' Only I can't remember!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you stop buying shoes,for looks,and start buying them,for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your wii fit age says your 50 when your only 44!!!

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

When you struggle to come up with a witty comment.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when you start going to less weddings,and going to more funerals.

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

When someone in their thirties starts a thread like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

For the men..........When ear and nose hair is thicker than the hair on your head

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

"For the men..........When ear and nose hair is thicker than the hair on your head

When you come up with a brilliant witty comment, and by the time you get to enter it, you’ve forgotten it.

And then you see some-one has already done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you stop buying shoes,for looks,and start buying them,for comfort."

I don't know what you mean!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"when you start asking for music,to be turned down,and the tv to be turned up.

I do that

when you put the subtitles on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Tena lady is part of your weekly shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

When the people at the chemist know you by name and the people at your local pub hav'nt a clue who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you think your back has went when you gettin out of bath and then you realise your standing on your nipple!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

When you look like you need to iron your skin as well as your clothes before a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love this thread! I am officially NO OLD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go into a department store and head for the soft furnishings instead of the party dresses!

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

For men, when they start looking same age as there balls. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"For men, when they start looking same age as there balls. Lol"

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you go past a group of girls and tut about how short their skirts are and the amount of make up they have on!!

and when you find yourself sounding like your mother and look in the mirror and you resemble your mother!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans."

pmsl yep ticked most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its 10.40 am and i need a nap already snzzzz

laters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans."

someones googled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the loo and forget to unzip your fly. messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someones googled

thought that was the norm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids hold YOUR hand to walk across the road!

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

' During the war.....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your kids hold YOUR hand to walk across the road!

hahaha classic one that sassy

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

'Well my hair is gone and my friends are grey...I ache in the places where I used to play' Leonard Cohen.I paraphrase

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When you need to put KY jelly on the cap of your KY jelly just to prize it open.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

When you stop getting out of bed for a piss

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

When the "stuff" in the newspapers free mags starts to look good.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When you get to another room and forgotten why you went there.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When you click on 'reply in forum' and during the split second it takes for the input field to appear you have forgotten what you were going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you click on 'reply in forum' and during the split second it takes for the input field to appear you have forgotten what you were going to say."

that's because u should be working funky! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"When you click on 'reply in forum' and during the split second it takes for the input field to appear you have forgotten what you were going to say.

that's because u should be working funky! lol"

Shush you! That was our secret!

Yes that's right everyone I'm on the job right now, I'm a forum cop! Someone keeps murdering threads in here and I'm on their trail...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start getting personally addressed letters from SAGA!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when you're kids start giving you advice.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Err what was the question again ?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

As a bloke, the morning wash and brush now involves.. Flossing, toothpaste, mouthwash, Defuzzing nasal and ear hair, the odd eyebrow pluck to stop the monobrow, face scrub, shaving oil, body wash, toner, moisturisers, eye moisturiser, hair wax, anti persp, cologne

At what point did imperial leather and signal stop being enough?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what did I come in here for????? oh yes, I remember now............ shit, forgot again

back in a bit

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when you start buying stuff,because its cheap.not because its usefull.

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By *ertngladCouple
over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

You ask the doctor for some Viagre to stop you from pissing in your slippers!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you need a bedbath cos you can't get IN the bath...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of buying my Chanel body wash to match my perfume I'm buying Radox bath salts to soak my muscles in!

I'm not playing any more: time for my bed bath and Horlicks!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when you see the doctor,more than you see you'r family.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

when yoy nolonger get excited about getting on an aeroplane and staying in a hotel........... yeah you guessed I'm away yet again!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

[Removed by poster at 08/09/10 21:24:07]

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"when yoy nolonger get excited about getting on an aeroplane and staying in a hotel........... yeah you guessed I'm away yet again!!!"

But I'm getting excited about getting on an aeroplane and staying in a hotel ... IN TWO WEEKS TIME ...YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you make that noise which sounds like .... urghhhhhhhhhhhh as you ebnd over lmao.... no reason for doing it , you just do lol xxxx

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By *eordietartWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

The calculator you used at school shows up on antiques roadshow, and the kids start laughing cos you describe how to use it.

oh i did that

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

When your favorite child hood movie is digitally remastered , re released then restored before being re re released on DVD and billed as a classic .

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

When your favorite child hood movie is digitally remastered , re released then restored before being re re released on DVD and billed as a classic .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You repeat yourself without realising

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"You repeat yourself without realising"
ops

damn mobile . Said it wasn't posted grrr

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

when you ask if Ghita and Ali are still in Eastenders and people laugh at you.

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