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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone let one go during a meet or been subjected to one ?. Do you do the british thing and ignore it or roar with laughter like I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farting is funny

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I am guessing not many will admit to it but have probably rattled some balls at some point or other

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

It's a compliment, you are making front hole so happy, back hole blows you a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It pays to bring along the dog! Ö~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It pays to bring along the dog! Ö~"

OI! thats my mother in law your talking about you Cad sir

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forrest Trump! Run, Forrest, run! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a fart on a meet down to nerves..

Still funny.. It's just a arse burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It pays to bring along the dog! Ö~

OI! thats my mother in law your talking about you Cad sir

Gimp"

No offence meant ..

...... or peed on!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!! "

But was she right and did you need to fart?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I fart at the most inopportune moments sometimes, including during sex.

I have a temperamental stomach and if I get gassy, at some point it's going to come out! It's more likely to happen if there are things going on that mess with my muscle control and concentration, and certain acts/positions don't help either!

I try not to eat anything that will cause botty burps when I know I have a meet lined up but even then sometimes I can get gassy for no apparent reason. Stress affects it, along with various other factors.

Sometimes it's embarrassing, sometimes I laugh, sometimes I apologise. It depends on the situation and the person/people I'm with.

If the occasional errant fart would be a problem for you, cross me off your 'would like to meet' list!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"lol I am guessing not many will admit to it but have probably rattled some balls at some point or other "

It's a natural function and sometimes can't be helped. I do things far worse than fart sometimes!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!!

But was she right and did you need to fart?

"

A fart would have appeared eventually, but it wasn't ready to go just yet. And she didn't have to say it infront of the guy I was shagging xD he looked so uncomfortable

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather fart than pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left"

What was your excuse?

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left

What was your excuse? "

I just said this ain't right got dressed and left quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though

It's all very funny until someone follows through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she blame it on the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though

It's all very funny until someone follows through! "

I was once walking home with a date id met at a nightclub and I tried to let out a sneaky silent one but followed through into my kecks..it ended up ok though because we stayed together for 2 years after my little crude lavatorial mishap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though

It's all very funny until someone follows through!

I was once walking home with a date id met at a nightclub and I tried to let out a sneaky silent one but followed through into my kecks..it ended up ok though because we stayed together for 2 years after my little crude lavatorial mishap.. "

Ahhh how romantic,and a great story for the grandkids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left"

Haha that's just gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bad breath is far worse than anal halitosis any day in my opinion.

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left

Haha that's just gross "

It was not nice st all lol

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