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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mum's so fat, when she was at school, she sat next to everybody!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum's so fat, when she was at school, she sat next to everybody!!!!!"

You've met her then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so fat she's at an increased risk of cardiovascular disease and diabetes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/02/15 23:47:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been on a diet and lost weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo moma's so fat when she stepped on the scales the doctor said ....holy crap that's my phone number

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"[Removed by your mum at 06/02/15 23:52:50]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!"

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Your mum so fat that when she rolls over in bed the Mayans start another calendar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so fat she masturbates too the food channel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mummas so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the 'cookies' from the computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo' mommas so fat she sat beside the whole class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mamas so fat she ate the rest of my joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the 'cookies' from the computer"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!

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over a year ago

Yo mommas so fat she sat on an ipod and turned it into an ipad

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not as well known as ErectJims

Nathan Caton is the king of YoMomma jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as well known as ErectJims )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the 'cookies' from the computer "

Being an IT Tech, this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mammas so fat her arse has its own postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mommas so fat - she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Yo mam so fat, she needs sat nav to wipe her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mom's so fat that when she visited Blackpool pleasure beach someone called in greenpeace to rescue the stranded whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maw's so fat her gravitational force has attracted a small moon........

And her belt's made out of asteroids!

Makes a shit hot breakfast though!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Yo mommas so fat when you're done and roll over you're still on top of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mommas the reason all the boys are so fat as she gave out cookies afterwards

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By *inky_cockMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in Staffs

Yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums so fat (I don't like criticising others lol) she has her own satellite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yah Moms so fat that when a guy tried to give lick her pussy I heard him say For fucks sake fart and give me a clue

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Your momma so fat so doesnt need the internet shes world wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yah Moms so fat that when a guy tried to give lick her pussy I heard him say For fucks sake fart and give me a clue "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To mamas so fat when she took a selfie Instagram crashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Moms so fat I saw all four seasons when I tried to walk around her

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Si your mami is so fat because shes British lol and eat too much mash n bangers lol

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ahhhh, your momma jokes....

Reminds me of playing World of Warcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?"

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then.

You're momma is so hairy, when she speaks it's wookie.

MmAaahhhgggaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves"

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember on mtv a few years back..Nick cannon had a program called Nick cannons wiling out show...and they had a whole section dedicated to yo mamma jokes?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out "

Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that

A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As others have said why fat?

Your moms so smelly even skunks run away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As others have said why fat?

Your moms so smelly even skunks run away!"

Because Its Saturday and today is Fat Mom joke day, your a day early Smelly Moms are tomorrows topic,

Sheesh we really need to get a joke rota set up hate people going out of sequence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your moms nose is so big she started her own heard of elephants!,

yeah she's fat too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out

Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that

A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere "

What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?

Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves

BaBa Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As others have said why fat?

Your moms so smelly even skunks run away!

Because Its Saturday and today is Fat Mom joke day, your a day early Smelly Moms are tomorrows topic,

Sheesh we really need to get a joke rota set up hate people going out of sequence!!"

Didn't read that bit lol I've made ammends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mom is so fat she blocks the wifi signal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your moms nose is so big she started her own heard of elephants!,

yeah she's fat too."
ya momma is that fat she beeps when walking backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out

Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that

A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere

What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?

Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves

BaBa Gimp"

No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire.

I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum's so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats far too many things that are bad for her

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over a year ago

Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the beginning of eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the beginning of eastenders"
hahahahahahahahahaha.... pissing ourselves laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the beginning of eastenders"

Never realised Eastenders started with Shit , ouch, Hell, Fuck Bang, crash Wallop, thought that was after 5 minutes, I must pay more attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out

Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that

A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere

What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?

Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves

BaBa Gimp

No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire.

I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol"

I think that Wednesdays are not appreciated enough, They are as good as any other day of the week and should be treated with equal respect and given the same opportunities

PC Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mamas so stupid I caughty her staring at a carton of orange juice for half an hour today. What are you doing I asked. Well it says concentrate she replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mammas so ugly she scared the crap out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves

Yer what these said

Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out

Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that

A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere

What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?

Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves

BaBa Gimp

No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire.

I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol

I think that Wednesdays are not appreciated enough, They are as good as any other day of the week and should be treated with equal respect and given the same opportunities

PC Gimp"

Perhaps we should join the pc people, dont single wednesdays out for ridicule it may have feelings and feel persecuted i was going to suggest weekdays but then thought weekends would feel left out such a dillema to get it right to satisfy the pc police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

"

Here comes the mood hoover..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

Here comes the mood hoover.."
that comment really made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your Mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town

You moma so fat even Dora won't explore her!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yo mama so fat.... she got on a "speak your weight" machine and it said "one at a time please!"

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over a year ago


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh."

Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yo mama so dumb... she went to a nightclub, it said "over 21 only" so she went and got 20 of her friends.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

"

is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well! "

Wait for tomorrows, thats a beauty, i can forsee the future and it doesn't bode well for us..... Beware the ides of March, oops but tomorrow is still February ah well needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well! "

That's your interpretation. That's not a fact.

U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum is so fat I need a train, a bus and a cab just to get to her good side

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference....

"

I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity".......

I............don't think that is quite what is happening here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference....

I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity".......

I............don't think that is quite what is happening here! "

U make the mistake of judging me. U have abandoned reason of what I wrote because it conflicted with your understanding. Put your money where your mouth is. Prove what I said was false. Any fool can say u are wrong. Give me your reason behind your adamant and certain dismissal. U love your mum but once she is dead she meant nothing. Emotions are delusional. Ask yourself what u truly believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference....

I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity".......

I............don't think that is quite what is happening here! "

U make the assumption I trust ops judgement to be always right. Bob Dylan said, trust yourself. I am, u trust yourself that your lifestyle is right

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh.

Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha"

Cymprim so odd he think I understand what he saying and actually care even if he was calling me

(Oh help I don't even understand what I wrote.. It's rubbing off!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mam's so far you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean)

Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something

God is love

Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh.

Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha

Cymprim so odd he think I understand what he saying and actually care even if he was calling me

(Oh help I don't even understand what I wrote.. It's rubbing off!)"

I'll help u out then. U complain that my words upset u. But what is really upsetting u, that u can't deal with it after I have said it. U can not forget it. Hence turn the other cheek for situation like this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves"
PC bandwagon ? Not the case, whatever that bandwagon is, ( where the massed ranks of the PC brigade ride ) ? However my right wing credentials are impeccable; shop at John Lewis, support free speech, believe both you and I have a right to offend others. So......go go boil your head in a vat full of fat, rendered down from the bodies of overweight people why dontcha ? See if it helps improve your spelling, punctuation or thought processes. Just joking, obvs!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?

Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves PC bandwagon ? Not the case, whatever that bandwagon is, ( where the massed ranks of the PC brigade ride ) ? However my right wing credentials are impeccable; shop at John Lewis, support free speech, believe both you and I have a right to offend others. So......go go boil your head in a vat full of fat, rendered down from the bodies of overweight people why dontcha ? See if it helps improve your spelling, punctuation or thought processes. Just joking, obvs! "

Poor spelling and puncuation are as a result of laziness and fat fingers which continually strike the wrong letters on my phone, the fat fingers are a direct result of an intake of too many calories and not burning enough off, this, combined with the fact i couldnt be arsed to proof read things i write as most people with even a basic intellect can understand what im stating, and those that cant are probably too busy eating......joking of course. Take care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mum's so fat, she was arrested for carrying 10kg of Crack!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Your mum is so fat that the road hauliers association advise all road users to treat her like a roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your d*unken mum is in the gents again!

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Your mommas so fat they painted chevrons on her arse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Your momma is so fat if she let everyone eat her pussy she could solve world hunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow.

I didnt realise there were so many fat mommas around.

And they said there was a shortage of bbw milf on fab.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Yo Mommas fingers are so fat she sent me an E Birthday card saying happy birthday and it read like this:

hfsay vdisrhsay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma's so fat she causes less dense objects to enter into a geosynchronous orbit around her ass.

Your momma's so fat it took Phineas Fogg more than 80 days to circumnavigate her rotundity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mumma's so fat you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Your mommas so fat she would put an all you can eat restaurant out of business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small minds.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your Mum's so fat, she makes her mind look small......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mommas so nasty, she puts ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh

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