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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys just after advice, I'm not new to here but no matter what I do I can't get replies or anything, I'm not a horrid predator, I do have one verification but that still doesn't work, anyone suggest anything because I'm thinking of throwing in the towel...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Your age on profile and text vary - makes me wonder what else you are not upfront about.

Your pictures don't do you any favours.

Theres not a whole lot in your text about what you offer.

Check all the other threads about profile help.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

whilst it doesnt matter to me, i thought i'd say this before the others....punctuation is severely lacking on your profile, making it difficult to follow.

that is your 'shop window', make it as inviting as you can. take out the negative things.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Getting some better pics and losing the negativity in the text would be a good start.

A

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

21 or 23?

Dress like a sheep.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Getting some better pics and losing the negativity in the text would be a good start.

A"

Where's your sheep one then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys I'll go through it, pictures are hard I'm not good with a camera but what sort of pictures would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more positive, and don't say "if i wink it's because I'm too shy to message" it sounds lame.

Change your age in the profile text to 23 and be more positive!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Getting some better pics and losing the negativity in the text would be a good start.

A

Where's your sheep one then? "

I refuse to dress up as an animal Steve!

*again!

A

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Getting some better pics and losing the negativity in the text would be a good start.

A

Where's your sheep one then?

I refuse to dress up as an animal Steve!

*again!

A"

Do ya think I wanted to?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys started my new write up with punctuation and more positive now any better ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It needs more work. Take your time. Capital letters....full stops....commas. It makes a difference. Do a search in the forum for 'profile advice' and write about yourself. What do you like doing? What sort of person are you? What can you offer a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've jazzed up your profile. Tiny bit of advice. Buy yourself a stick as you'll be beating the women off once they browse this bad boy.

Hey fellow fabber. Thanks for popping in. Grab yourself a cuppa and settle down for reading all about me. Take it easy, put your feet up and enjoy the words.

I live just outside Chester but if you wish to meet me I can meet you in Chester or Manchester or Mansfield or Huddersfield. You get the idea, I’ll meet you anywhere as long as you’re willing to show me your minge.

Have you recently had an accident and need your car fixed? I’m your man! I work as a mechanic, thus, come with an impressive toolset and a well oiled dipstick.

I’m easy going but then again I would say that. It would be a less inviting profile if I honestly stated that I was a highly strung jealous lunatic. The court paper may have said I was but I’m not.

As you can see from my pictures I like wearing sunglasses and collecting shower gels.

I’d love to try a threesome but will currently settle for fingering you in the back of Ford Escort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've jazzed up your profile. Tiny bit of advice. Buy yourself a stick as you'll be beating the women off once they browse this bad boy.

Hey fellow fabber. Thanks for popping in. Grab yourself a cuppa and settle down for reading all about me. Take it easy, put your feet up and enjoy the words.

I live just outside Chester but if you wish to meet me I can meet you in Chester or Manchester or Mansfield or Huddersfield. You get the idea, I’ll meet you anywhere as long as you’re willing to show me your minge.

Have you recently had an accident and need your car fixed? I’m your man! I work as a mechanic, thus, come with an impressive toolset and a well oiled dipstick.

I’m easy going but then again I would say that. It would be a less inviting profile if I honestly stated that I was a highly strung jealous lunatic. The court paper may have said I was but I’m not.

As you can see from my pictures I like wearing sunglasses and collecting shower gels.

I’d love to try a threesome but will currently settle for fingering you in the back of Ford Escort."

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Haha cheers ace

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