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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hope not, it has a lot of people living there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

Look at BBC news. The zombie acopalypse has started. On no account go out of your front door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's just having a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient and give it a few years, once it's all developed to cope with the surging population, you won't but be able to meet people. Some may have the same preferences as you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, it has a lot of people living there.

Oh well I must be part of the living dead,at least then I could just sit in the corner and watch without being seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

Look at BBC news. The zombie acopalypse has started. On no account go out of your front door."

Oh shit. There's a surge of them coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays."

Damn I missed opening hours again.

I need to find a better job.

On the us side I don't get caught up in rush hour!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal..

btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You awake, dazed and confused. You find yourself in the middle of a large field. Naked, lying on your back on a cold, unforgiving surface, you sense a great pressure around your body. You try to move, but you can't. You've been fastened tight to a metal feeding trough.

There is movement behind you. A large figure lurks at the edge of your vision. The figure walks slowly and heavily around to your front. You gasp at the terrifying sight before you. A man, a thing, seven, maybe eight feet tall. Not a man - a monster. Foul, threatening. A terrible clown, or a scarecrow, or something between the two, confronts you. Human in shape, but not a man. Not of this world.

The hideous giant scarecrow-clown approaches. You tremble uncontrollably, overcome with fear. Drooling grinning, the awful beast looms over you. It's grotesque face meets yours. You turn your head in fear and disgust, desperate to avoid meeting its gaze. In the distance a huge pall of smoke rises over a nearby town. Loud booms carry on the wind. Unusual craft thunder across the evening sky. The horizon is lit by sinister light.

The beast nears further still. You sense this is the end. It locks you into a sickening embrace, and utters, in a dreadful, rasping whisper, the last words you will ever hear: "Welcome to Guildford."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal..

btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..?"

It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Surrey right now, send me a message, promise I'll reply

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal..

btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..?

It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight! "

not much nicer in daytime too..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal..

btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..?

It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight!

not much nicer in daytime too..

Depends which part

I'm out of the town more charlwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You awake, dazed and confused. You find yourself in the middle of a large field. Naked, lying on your back on a cold, unforgiving surface, you sense a great pressure around your body. You try to move, but you can't. You've been fastened tight to a metal feeding trough.

The beast nears further still. You sense this is the end. It locks you into a sickening embrace, and utters, in a dreadful, rasping whisper, the last words you will ever hear: "Welcome to Guildford.""

Was that really in a large field? Or in McDonalds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of fun to be had when I lived there, can't believe it's changed that much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of fun to be had when I lived there, can't believe it's changed that much."

I think it's that scenario again of being a single male... 70000/1 chances on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?."

I'm not sure but I haven't been that way in a while. What a beard it was too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?."

I saw her in Marks and Spencer! ! I got a little bit of sick in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?.

I saw her in Marks and Spencer! ! I got a little bit of sick in my mouth

It's amazing as she was in complete denial or wanted to audition a few years too early for eurovision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?."
isnt she on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?.isnt she on fab?"

Possibly maybe she's on.the thread about the hot towels shave?

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Had me worried this, so I managed to get hold of a telephone directory for Surrey and I have started ringing numbers starting off alphabetically. I am still ringing A's but so far it is good news as around 80% of the people I have called have answered, they have confirmed the are alive and have not turned in to zombies, we can only pray for the other 20%.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I live in Surrey but to be honest, with the bit I'm in it's rather tricky to tell whether the locals are undead or not.

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I'm alive I fought off all the zombies and now hope we are all able to chat x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I hope not!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I hope not!

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well it looks like three of us have made it be careful out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here, penge is very quite as well lol

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Reporting in. All clear on the northern front

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Well chip that's only a cpl of towns between us so looking good

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hmm, the roads were quite quiet when I got back to Surrey....not a lot stirring on a Sunday afternoon here, perhaps they'll be out again after dark?

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Well I know where I'd like to be after dark x

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Alive and kicking in our bit of Surrey

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm alive! Not so much of the kicking though

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"I'm alive! Not so much of the kicking though

Aw get well soon X

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!"

What makes you think that?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!

What makes you think that?"

Only joking...we tend to think of you lot as a little uptight and a bit dull. Obviously not true I know.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!"

Feed him to the walkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!

Feed him to the walkers"

If he's north of the wall they will find him

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Well I've made it through the night again and still here

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I'm still in Surrey and I'm definitely alone!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I'm still in Surrey and I'm definitely alone! "
must be fighting them off though

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"I'm still in Surrey and I'm definitely alone! "

*not alone!!!!!!

Who are you calling uptight and dull??!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I've just passed some one in Surrey things are looking up

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I'd love a meet near adddlestone now if anyone is here

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there.

Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays."

Hahaha dead right.

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

It closes at 1pm on Wednesday x

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

That's handy lots of meets then after 1pm today lol

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

No I'm alive and looking to meet a local in the daytime this week

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Wake up Surrey

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dont know if Shags replied but little milking happens in Penge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont know if Shags replied but little milking happens in Penge. "
Yes I did and 10 weeks after penge is still very quite lol yes the only milking that is going on is at the farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there

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what part did you live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there

what part did you live in"

Addlestone and Byfleet

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there

what part did you live in

Addlestone and Byfleet"
i was a byfleet boy lol and lived in addlestone for a bit now chertsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live in chert set on fordwater road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live in chert set on fordwater road"

Chertsey even

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Small world so you was a Scotter boy then virgin soldier or last resort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenham

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenham"
i bet we know of the same people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenhami bet we know of the same people lol "

I bet we do bud

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenhami bet we know of the same people lol

I bet we do bud "
where did you used to drink around this way then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagon and horses mainly

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"Wagon and horses mainly"
i was the Woburn back in the day before it became a nursery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wagon and horses mainlyi was the Woburn back in the day before it became a nursery "

Kings head in Byfleet before it closed as well

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The blue anchor and black prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blue anchor and black prince "

Nearly got barred from the blue anchor upset the land lord lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has Surrey been given life support then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has Surrey been given life support then?

It's alive and kicking

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Needed a jump start that was all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just a jump ha ha ha

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Surreys alive just needed a tickle

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

It's had a jump start and a tickle now time for every one to shake off the dust and cobwebs and put Surrey back on the map

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Suns out and it looks like Surrey is sunbathing and no one is playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just needs a little tickle to wake it up mate

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By *ornybi1965Couple
over a year ago

Guildford

Shall be giving my slut more than a little tickle there on Sunday ...

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"Shall be giving my slut more than a little tickle there on Sunday ...

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where you taking her then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Everyone moved to Kent

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"Yes.

Everyone moved to Kent "
only to be closer to Essex lol

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