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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody starving so cooked a pizza baguette only to add a bit of sauce and hold the plate to move off into front room. Splat......

Its like butter toast. Always lands face down.

Now im still bloody starving....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well you lost the 3 second rule by telling us so you'll have to bin it.

Hope it was on tiles rather than carpet/rug

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I don't think the 3 second rule works with freshly cooked pizza...lol It sticks to everything it touches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cooked a pizza then put it in a baguette and then put sauce on it? why didn't you just eat the pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was on the tiles but next to the cat bowl.

So thats the 3,2,1 rule out the window.

I suppose it was a pizza bageutte or more of a pizza bag it up and throw it away.

Im going to try so hard now not to drop me toast.

(moving cats bowl just incase. )

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

But is there any evidence if you believe in God the irony of this temporal belief is a wardrobe....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't think the 3 second rule works with freshly cooked pizza...lol It sticks to everything it touches!"

To some people 33 seconds work, regardless of what it is.

I dont have the 3 second rule, I hate eating hair, dust, and whatever else is down on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evidence is on the floor.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Evidence is on the floor. "

Did the food move in a mysterious way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evidence is on the floor.

Did the food move in a mysterious way? "

No but his arse did as he shouted "OH F*CK........"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At last someone else believes me.

It just sat up on my jump and said "your not eating me you git" "id rather die"

Then that was it. Off he flew.

I miss it already. We had a special understanding.

I cook it. I eat it.

But nooooo

Mr Pizza wanted to be a dick about it.

What a way to go....

So sad.

Rip pizza pie.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This could turn into a look at mo thread - see how clean my floors are - if you get down and gobble the load down.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bloody starving so cooked a pizza baguette only to add a bit of sauce and hold the plate to move off into front room. Splat......

Its like butter toast. Always lands face down.

Now im still bloody starving.... "

I think it's called sploshing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But is there any evidence if you believe in God the irony of this temporal belief is a wardrobe.... "

Now, stop it! There is quite enough of that elsewhere, as you well know. Behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But is there any evidence if you believe in God the irony of this temporal belief is a wardrobe....

Now, stop it! There is quite enough of that elsewhere, as you well know. Behave!"

At least it wasn't stolen

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Bloody starving so cooked a pizza baguette only to add a bit of sauce and hold the plate to move off into front room. Splat......

Its like butter toast. Always lands face down.

Now im still bloody starving.... "

Did you not run it under the cold tap, and then just pat it over with a towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was on the tiles but next to the cat bowl.

So thats the 3,2,1 rule out the window.

I suppose it was a pizza bageutte or more of a pizza bag it up and throw it away.

Im going to try so hard now not to drop me toast.

(moving cats bowl just incase. )"

Just give the cat bowl a nice big lick

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