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By *-and-K OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

As a person who used to support the sex offenders register I really do think it is being abused by those in power, take a look at this story.... http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/8371591.Woman_admits__outraging_public_decency__while_driving/?ref=mr

So the poor lady is going on the register for doing it in her car. Forget that she was driving for a moment, its the fact that she is being put on the register. Anyone dogging, masturbating etc and you are seen doing it risks being placed on the register with real offenders.

Once you are on there it is synonymous with peadophiles and rapists. And you never get off of it. Future employers will not consider you, the list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a time and a place for things of a sexual nature!!

up here if you caught pissing in the street your on the register x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"there is a time and a place for things of a sexual nature!!

up here if you caught pissing in the street your on the register x"

You are both old enough and smart enough to not be pissing in the street. Again.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think the sex register can be misused but in principle I still believe in it.

As a usage case, the other day I found a large dog turd on the ground and with a quick couple of presses of my iPhone I found the nearest offender and posted it through his letter box.

How am I supposed to do this without the register? Always think of the big picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah why piss in the street when your shoes are available to piss in! x

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I have absolutely no sympathy at all for this woman - there is a time and a place for everything and driving on the motorway isn't the place for that! The stupid bint could have caused a massive pile up and killed innocent people. We've all had bad news and I'm sorry, I think that was just an excuse to look for sympathy. I'd have rung the police as well if I'd have seen the idiot! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it maybe her that had the vibrator that plugged into the cigarette lighter that posted it on here and went in huff when i said it was stupid and wrong???

please tell me it is!!!! x

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"is it maybe her that had the vibrator that plugged into the cigarette lighter that posted it on here and went in huff when i said it was stupid and wrong???

please tell me it is!!!! x "

Yes, totally stupid, wrong, inconsiderate, idiotic, etc etc - should be banned from driving to be so irresponsible. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a person who used to support the sex offenders register I really do think it is being abused by those in power, take a look at this story.... http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/8371591.Woman_admits__outraging_public_decency__while_driving/?ref=mr

So the poor lady is going on the register for doing it in her car. Forget that she was driving for a moment, its the fact that she is being put on the register. Anyone dogging, masturbating etc and you are seen doing it risks being placed on the register with real offenders.

Once you are on there it is synonymous with peadophiles and rapists. And you never get off of it. Future employers will not consider you, the list goes on."

Putting her on the sex offenders register may seem a little harsh, but everything else that happened to her: too right!

Her mentally ill daughter pregnant, her son being deployed, her sick father...so she endangers herself and other road users by getting her jollies whilst whizzing down the motorway?!!

There was a poster a few months back who wrote saying she did something similar and got annoyed when people didn't find what she did amusing. Naturally there were those that thought what she did was fine and we were overacting.

Looks like the courts took a pretty dim view here too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it a canary yellow bmw?? i remember that arguement very well!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it maybe her that had the vibrator that plugged into the cigarette lighter that posted it on here and went in huff when i said it was stupid and wrong???

please tell me it is!!!! x "

Snap!!! Didn't see your post before I did mine as I quoted the same woman who posted on here too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god how ironic would it be if it was her!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god how ironic would it be if it was her!!! x "

Can't be two off their rocker surely?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god how ironic would it be if it was her!!! x

Can't be two off their rocker surely?!! "

there times sassy i wonder!!! but right now i got a big smile in case it has been her and her canary yellow bmw!! you know that one did i mention it the canary yellow bmw?? bright yellow?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..............

Once you are on there it is synonymous with peadophiles and rapists. And you never get off of it. Future employers will not consider you, the list goes on."

How long you stay on the SOR depends on the length of the sentence you receive for your crime.

I don't believe employers have access to the Register but others, such as housing authorities, do.

Should she be on the Register? She's admitted a public indecency offence. That sounds like good enough reason. You can end up on the register for mooning out of a football supporters bus (or any bus for that matter).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god how ironic would it be if it was her!!! x

Can't be two off their rocker surely?!!

there times sassy i wonder!!! but right now i got a big smile in case it has been her and her canary yellow bmw!! you know that one did i mention it the canary yellow bmw?? bright yellow?? x"

LOL...I remember indeed, her husband bought it for her birthday i think she told us a couple of times!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hmmmm I could be put on the sexual offenders register for pissing through a sexual offenders letterbox.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wht are the posts chopped in half??

i'm getting the equivalent of a phone conversation in a tunnel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..............

Once you are on there it is synonymous with peadophiles and rapists. And you never get off of it. Future employers will not consider you, the list goes on.

How long you stay on the SOR depends on the length of the sentence you receive for your crime.

I don't believe employers have access to the Register but others, such as housing authorities, do.

Should she be on the Register? She's admitted a public indecency offence. That sounds like good enough reason. You can end up on the register for mooning out of a football supporters bus (or any bus for that matter)."

there's a guy on the register for pinching a girls butt in a nightclub (it seems they knew each other and were in the same social circle, not a random nipper, not that it would have been more acceptable)...she actually went to the police for that. i know it pisses us all of sometimes (strangely not if it's someone drop dead gorgeous, we're never offended by that apparently!)..i still think it was extreme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm I could be put on the sexual offenders register for pissing through a sexual offenders letterbox.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."

Only if you get your willy out in public. Pee into a bottle and empty the bottle through the letterbox and you're OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god how ironic would it be if it was her!!! x

Can't be two off their rocker surely?!!

there times sassy i wonder!!! but right now i got a big smile in case it has been her and her canary yellow bmw!! you know that one did i mention it the canary yellow bmw?? bright yellow?? x

LOL...I remember indeed, her husband bought it for her birthday i think she told us a couple of times!! "

yes i have a faint memory of the canary yellow bmw zooming through the traffic with a vibrator plugged in but it was ok becuase it was a canary yellow bmw and it didnt matter if she wiped out a few people whilst doin it as it was a canary yellow bmw!! x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hmmmm I could be put on the sexual offenders register for pissing through a sexual offenders letterbox.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."

Irony has a nasty habit of doing that.

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By *-and-K OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Employers do have access to the register simply by asking for a police background check. as long as they pay the police for the check it will show up anything and everything.

But as i said in my first post, ignore that she was driving. Is masturbating serious enough to be placed on the register, especially if you are sat in a car where you think you can't be seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Employers do have access to the register simply by asking for a police background check. as long as they pay the police for the check it will show up anything and everything.

But as i said in my first post, ignore that she was driving. Is masturbating serious enough to be placed on the register, especially if you are sat in a car where you think you can't be seen?"

in my opinion yes!! every flasher could use the excuse oh i didnt think i could be seen whilst parked next to a school nunnery or whatever!

there a time and a place for these kind of things x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"..............

Once you are on there it is synonymous with peadophiles and rapists. And you never get off of it. Future employers will not consider you, the list goes on.

How long you stay on the SOR depends on the length of the sentence you receive for your crime.

I don't believe employers have access to the Register but others, such as housing authorities, do.

Should she be on the Register? She's admitted a public indecency offence. That sounds like good enough reason. You can end up on the register for mooning out of a football supporters bus (or any bus for that matter)."

Can't help thinking there needs to be a Sex offenders register for Sex offenders and public indecency should be a totally separate matter.

Surely the idea of the Register is to make it easier to track people who could be a danger to others, not to shame d*unks into better behaviour??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched one of them cop shows on tv once where they run around in city centres with cameras, sure it was filmed in Newcastle at pub closing time, and a young lad, say maybe 21 and a bit on the tipsy side dropped his trousers and proceeded to cross at a pelican crossing in full few of the police and cameras, he was wearing boxer shorts and they stayed up, it was only his trousers he had pulled down, so was quite shocked to hear afterwards he was charged with public indecency and put on the register for 6 months.

What’s ever worse is if a maid walks into your hotel room while your hard at it or having a little play with yourself and gets offended by it you’ll end up on said register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want there to be two levels of sex offender. The threat of being placed on the SOR is a powerful deterrent.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wouldn't want there to be two levels of sex offender. The threat of being placed on the SOR is a powerful deterrent."

I would.

I want to know if the new neighbour next door is going to try and hurdle his garden furniture naked when he's a bit pissed.

Or try and fuck my kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watched one of them cop shows on tv once where they run around in city centres with cameras, sure it was filmed in Newcastle at pub closing time, and a young lad, say maybe 21 and a bit on the tipsy side dropped his trousers and proceeded to cross at a pelican crossing in full few of the police and cameras, he was wearing boxer shorts and they stayed up, it was only his trousers he had pulled down, so was quite shocked to hear afterwards he was charged with public indecency and put on the register for 6 months.

...................."

I think the shortest you can be on the Register is 12 months and that equates to being cautioned for a sexual offence while you're under 18 but there might be differences between Scotland and E&W.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"

What’s ever worse is if a maid walks into your hotel room while your hard at it or having a little play with yourself and gets offended by it you’ll end up on said register "

Sorry but that bit of your post just isn't true.

By booking your hotel room you are entering into a contract that will afford you a degree of privacy, if any person should let themselves into your room uninvited they will be breaking that contract, you would not end up on the sexual offenders register unless you enticed them in by deception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What’s ever worse is if a maid walks into your hotel room while your hard at it or having a little play with yourself and gets offended by it you’ll end up on said register

Sorry but that bit of your post just isn't true.

By booking your hotel room you are entering into a contract that will afford you a degree of privacy, if any person should let themselves into your room uninvited they will be breaking that contract, you would not end up on the sexual offenders register unless you enticed them in by deception."

It's the deception bit that counts. A guy in a hostel in Ayr didn't reply when the cleaner knocked on his door before entering. She assumed there was nobody in the room It transpires he was having sex with a bicycle (don't ask, I don't know how).

He got 3 years probation and 3 years on the SOR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he was having sex with a bicycle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he was having sex with a bicycle

"

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You need to look more closely at the Two laws involved here, the first is Outraging Public Decency which specifically involves exposing one's gentitals or performing a sexual act in "public", a hotel room by way of contract is not a public place.

The second law is Indecent Exposure, this is the reading of that particular law; The exposure must be intentional and the culprit must intend that some one will see “and be caused alarm or distress”.

That is exactly why having a member of staff entering your hotel room uninvited would mean there is little chance of conviction.

Otherwise you would have hotel staff bursting into rooms at all times of the night and claiming compensation for distress.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx"

Took a moment or two to find.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx"

You HAVE to tell us!!

You MUST!

PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to look more closely at the Two laws involved here, the first is Outraging Public Decency which specifically involves exposing one's gentitals or performing a sexual act in "public", a hotel room by way of contract is not a public place.

The second law is Indecent Exposure, this is the reading of that particular law; The exposure must be intentional and the culprit must intend that some one will see “and be caused alarm or distress”.

That is exactly why having a member of staff entering your hotel room uninvited would mean there is little chance of conviction.

Otherwise you would have hotel staff bursting into rooms at all times of the night and claiming compensation for distress.....

"

The test should be whether the hotel worked believed the bedroom to be a public place where s/he could carry on their employment without being 'alarmed or dstressed'.

By knocking on the door s/he'd taken resonable precautions to ensure that. As I recall hotel cleaners tend not only to knock but, having opened the door, they shout out asking if the room is empty. S/he has a reasonable expectation after that that the room is empty.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The crime of Sexual Breach of the Peace is thank god unique to Scotland and New Zealand, but then again you do have lots of livestock up that way, the law probably originated from instances of 'relations' between man and beast.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."

Donald Findlay (well known defence council in scotland) would have got him off on that charge.

"i have here, your honour, these ten men from my clients erstwhile Golf Club who will happily confirm that the accused ex-wife is, in fact, a fucking bike..."

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


""Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."

Donald Findlay (well known defence council in scotland) would have got him off on that charge.

"i have here, your honour, these ten men from my clients erstwhile Golf Club who will happily confirm that the accused ex-wife is, in fact, a fucking bike..."

"

Now that is funny......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx

Took a moment or two to find.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm"

Why was I even surprised as I watched a programme some time back about people falling "in love" with inanimate objects.

A woman was in love with the Eifel Tower, a man had sex with some blokes car in the car park...strange, strange folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx

You HAVE to tell us!!

You MUST!

PLEASE!"

Agree...you can't leave us hanging!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx"

We are BEGGING YOU!!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"he was having sex with a bicycle

its a true story lol!!! xx

but the one with the guy and frozen chicken is even better....xx

Took a moment or two to find.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Why was I even surprised as I watched a programme some time back about people falling "in love" with inanimate objects.

A woman was in love with the Eifel Tower, a man had sex with some blokes car in the car park...strange, strange folk! "

And don't forget the woman who married the Berlin Wall and then fooled around behind his back with a fence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google it ya lazy buggers!!! i cant remember all the details ! x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Found it!

And hysterical it is too.

Who wants a snippet???

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Begs the question.....is taking a bicycle into a hotel room a Scottish tradition?

Does that mean having to book twin beds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Begs the question.....is taking a bicycle into a hotel room a Scottish tradition?

Does that mean having to book twin beds?"

it was a hostel lol!!! he was an alcoholic or some other problem and was in hostel xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Begs the question.....is taking a bicycle into a hotel room a Scottish tradition?

Does that mean having to book twin beds?"

No, but if you do it with a Tandem it counts as a threesome!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Begs the question.....is taking a bicycle into a hotel room a Scottish tradition?

Does that mean having to book twin beds?

it was a hostel lol!!! he was an alcoholic or some other problem and was in hostel xx"

They have maids in hostels up there?

Knew you lot were feckin posh!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Begs the question.....is taking a bicycle into a hotel room a Scottish tradition?

Does that mean having to book twin beds?

No, but if you do it with a Tandem it counts as a threesome!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"google it ya lazy buggers!!! i cant remember all the details ! x"

Google?!! What's that?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found it!

And hysterical it is too.

Who wants a snippet???

"

He looked deranged, not kinky!!

Personally, I wouldn't have told the papers would have kept stumph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found it!

And hysterical it is too.

Who wants a snippet???

He looked deranged, not kinky!!

Personally, I wouldn't have told the papers would have kept stumph! "

it put me off chicken for a while!!! x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“My jaw just dropped. I said, ?You dirty b*****, that’s my Sunday lunch’. He was calm as you like and said, ?It’s all right ? we can still eat it’. I kicked him out.”

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Brings a whole new meaning to stuffing the bird.....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Furious Jean, from Gtr Manchester, is citing the depraved incident in divorce papers along with other examples of His unreasonable behaviour, including:

BEGGING her to romp with other women for home-made blue movies.

BLOWING their benefit money on saucy Ann Summers gear ... for himself.

STOPPING her watching Coronation Street by smashing up their TV.

They had been married only six months and had moved to a flat in Glasgow when Jean found kinky Curtis, 42, with the chicken.

The thrice-wed mum of five said: “I went into the lounge and he was lying on the couch. He was wearing my silk blouse, the stockings and was there with the chicken out the freezer.”

Oh my Giddy Aunt!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder what his username is on here

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Brings a whole new meaning to stuffing the bird....."

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"wonder what his username is on here "

Bernard Matthews??

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