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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. " lol its rear we ever do ... its not lady like is it . | |||
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. lol its rear we ever do ... its not lady like is it . " That typo was so apt Jo | |||
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"You know what too,I can't recall any of my regular partners farting in my presence. Have men stopped farting? " Next time feed him beans . lol Beans beans good for your heart . Beans beans make you fart . | |||
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. " If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone | |||
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"If you don't fart in front of your partner how the hell are you going to manage to push a baby out in front of him? Most women empty anything in their bowel when pushing, wind poo or whatever else is there, maybe that butt plug you lost months ago!! " I had 4 , lol I cant remember that bit I was high on gas and air , lol | |||
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone " Well that's shattered the illusion. I'll have to apologise to the dog. | |||
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone Well that's shattered the illusion. I'll have to apologise to the dog. " | |||
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"Never,ever,ever be on farting terms with a man." | |||
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"Never,ever,ever be on farting terms with a man." exactly! | |||
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"If you don't fart in front of your partner how the hell are you going to manage to push a baby out in front of him? Most women empty anything in their bowel when pushing, wind poo or whatever else is there, maybe that butt plug you lost months ago!! " oh fuck..ill stick with condoms now for evermore.. | |||
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"How many dates does it take you to be on farting terms ? " Half a packet. | |||
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