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Darwin Awards and Misadventure

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By *sar OP   Man
over a year ago

Ferndown

I often hear some strange stories of sexual misadventures and those worthy of a Darwin Award. Some are pretty strange, others can be funny, and a few quite disturbing.

Many will remember the story of the A66 being shut so the police could search for a dismembered penis. Maybe you heard the story about the woman who had an epileptic fit while giving her husband a blowjob in the kitchen. She clenched her teeth as often happens when someone has a fit. Her husband used the nearest object (a frying pan) to beat her off to save his manhood.

Anyone else got any interesting stories to tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with epilepsy deserve a Darwin Award?

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By *sar OP   Man
over a year ago

Ferndown

No I had no intention of suggesting that. As the title says 'misadventure' i.e. incidents that happen due to events getting out of hand or not going as intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with epilepsy deserve a Darwin Award?"

No. But they have equal rights to try for one.

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By *sar OP   Man
over a year ago

Ferndown

Maybe for Darwin Awards you prefer the story of a man who was arrested after a lengthy foot chase. He lead the police across fields vaulting fences and crashing through hedges. Police later caught up with him in hospital where he had presented himself holding his detached testicles that had be ripped off on a barbed wire fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do remember a guy a couple of years back who wanted to turn a 205L barrel into a barbecue, set to work with an angle grinder but unfortunately for him he hadn't evacuated the fumes (petrol vapour is heavier than air), so anyway once a spark off the disc hit the fuel he set himself alight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the Darwin awards were for someone who had killed themselves in a stupid manner. Not just stupid people.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I thought the Darwin awards were for someone who had killed themselves in a stupid manner. Not just stupid people. "

Yep and therefore taking themselves out of the gene pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with epilepsy deserve a Darwin Award?

No. But they have equal rights to try for one."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the Darwin awards were for someone who had killed themselves in a stupid manner. Not just stupid people.

Yep and therefore taking themselves out of the gene pool"

So the above examples are not examples of Darwin Awards.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I thought the Darwin awards were for someone who had killed themselves in a stupid manner. Not just stupid people.

Yep and therefore taking themselves out of the gene pool

So the above examples are not examples of Darwin Awards. "

Nope. Just amusing anecdotes. A Darwin awards is the guy who tied hundreds of balloons to his deck chair to see if the would lift off the ground then died as they took him so high he froze to death because he couldn't get down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the Darwin awards were for someone who had killed themselves in a stupid manner. Not just stupid people. "

He did die the silly cunt/poor sod

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-19035426

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's Darwin Day today (12th Feb).

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It's Darwin Day today (12th Feb).

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or as its sometimes referred to;

cupid stunt day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I remember correctly, it's about this time of year that the Darwin Awards are announced.

I'll have a look....

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