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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Or do you take the car through the automated car wash?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Poles for a fiver

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Prefer to work up a lather myself.

*checks coin*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Poles for a fiver"

They'll be riddled with STD's at that money.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Poles for a fiver"

What the chuff is that???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Handwash and wax £4.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have a guy who comes to our workplace and uses that waterless cleaning system.

It's £15 for a complete job... inside, outside, windows, tyres blacked etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go for the full works...total valet for a meager £45. gives it that 'brand new' feeling

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Poles for a fiver

What the chuff is that??? "

Polish youngsters who reside in most disused garages around these parts will do a full wash and scrub for a fiver

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Poles for a fiver

What the chuff is that???

Polish youngsters who reside in most disused garages around these parts will do a full wash and scrub for a fiver"

Ahhh they are polish. To be honest i haven't used them as the only ones near me look well dodgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The closest Polish hand wash to us always has a queue out of the garage so it must be good

I prefer to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it to the garage when something goes wrong, or MOT, or service, and get a car wash at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it myself, usually both cars whenever i feel the need & i`ve had enough of the bloody fox paw prints all over the roof. Dont get it done elsewhere as im a bit fussy & like the job done properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poles for a fiver

What the chuff is that???

Polish youngsters who reside in most disused garages around these parts will do a full wash and scrub for a fiver"

Nice to see Peterborough has the same issues as cambridge Do your banks have signs in polish also?

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By *ick and tockCouple
over a year ago

wigan

i use the 2 bucket method and then clay bar our cars. after that and the use a nice hd wax takes 6 hours each car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some times I do it and other times I take it to the Car wash

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By *ilthythanetCouple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Linds used the unusual method of driving into the back of a BMW, then when the insurance takes the car away for repair, it gets a full valet.

Although she has only tried this once.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Poles for a fiver

What the chuff is that???

Polish youngsters who reside in most disused garages around these parts will do a full wash and scrub for a fiver

Nice to see Peterborough has the same issues as cambridge Do your banks have signs in polish also?"

Issues? We see the extension to the Gene pool around these parts as a good thing..

Hopefully in a generation or two the web fingers will be bred out

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By *ick and tockCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"Linds used the unusual method of driving into the back of a BMW, then when the insurance takes the car away for repair, it gets a full valet.

Although she has only tried this once."
lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"i use the 2 bucket method and then clay bar our cars. after that and the use a nice hd wax takes 6 hours each car"

What's the clay bar thing? And 3 hrs a car! Ooooer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the mo it's the wonderfull Poles but I ordered a new car from the garage next door today, so I will just keep parking it in thier forecourt and their car washer will do it everyday thinking its one of thiers still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i use the 2 bucket method and then clay bar our cars. after that and the use a nice hd wax takes 6 hours each car"

a tip from someone who has cleaned alot of cars, wash with mild washing up liquid and water mix, then while still wet use auti glym super resin polish leave on for 10 mins then buff takes about 20 mins and looks as good as any other clean and lasts well

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"i use the 2 bucket method and then clay bar our cars. after that and the use a nice hd wax takes 6 hours each car

a tip from someone who has cleaned alot of cars, wash with mild washing up liquid and water mix, then while still wet use auti glym super resin polish leave on for 10 mins then buff takes about 20 mins and looks as good as any other clean and lasts well"

I use some wax wash stuff and a long handled car brush as i dont have hours spare to wash them. Polish is only applied on a nice warm day when i want to top up my tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh never polish in the sun, makes it 10 times harder to buff up, bloody men know nothing

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"oh never polish in the sun, makes it 10 times harder to buff up, bloody men know nothing "

I know its a right pain I end up with white bits in places i missed

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

its the iranians up our way who get the job of cleaning our cars....bloody good job they do as well for a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh never polish in the sun, makes it 10 times harder to buff up, bloody men know nothing

I know its a right pain I end up with white bits in places i missed "

the trick is just like a woman keep it wet and things will go your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait for it to rain then go and chuck a bucket load of Daz over it. Sorted.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wait for it to rain then go and chuck a bucket load of Daz over it. Sorted."
Daz a heavy cummer then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the bast thing for flies, petrol on a rag, just make sure you polish after

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"i use the 2 bucket method and then clay bar our cars. after that and the use a nice hd wax takes 6 hours each car"

Same here, a spot of "detailing" is a nice relaxing way to spend a Sunday, it really makes the car stand out when done properly. I wouldn't let anyone else ruin my paintwork with their gritty sponges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car is a functional thing. As long as it functions it can be driven to the fookin car wash. Bugger cleaning it myself, I'd much rather pay some Polak £4.50 to slobber all over it with his bucket of rat's piss.

(Yes, it's a company vehicle)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I use special "buffers"

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