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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ok, we've done this before so I thought I'd resurrect it again...

If you'd like to send a Valentine message to a poster or lurker, PM me with your poem/prose/carefully crafted "Fancy a fuk? and tell me who it's for and I will post them all in a thread next Saturday...if you want to remain anonymous, then don't tag your name on the end

I promise on my honour (yes, I do have some, just not sure where I've put it) that offers of sexual favours, chocolate, wine and Haribo will not make me reveal the identities of those who message me

All my filters are off so come on everyone, fill my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oooh... i will need to have a good perv

Can we send you more than one??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Great idea Caz me lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun fun fun, i'll get work on my prose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a think.

Is there by any chance a stock supply of romantic poetry that we could err peruse and nick, in order to assist us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea Caz me lovely "

roses are red

Knickers are torn

Id do you up the arse

But i dont like sweetcorn

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ooh brilliant idea.

Now, where's my Ladybird rhyming dictionary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea Caz me lovely

roses are red

Knickers are torn

Id do you up the arse

But i dont like sweetcorn "

Iv read it all now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Great idea Caz me lovely

roses are red

Knickers are torn

Id do you up the arse

But i dont like sweetcorn "

*snortchokepmsl*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Roses are red,

I don't like tripe,

But I'd love your cocksnot

Up my fart pipe

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Oooh... i will need to have a good perv

Can we send you more than one?? "

As many as you like MissB

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Roses are red,

I don't like tripe,

But I'd love your cocksnot

Up my fart pipe"

This could be a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1! "

Me to

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Great idea Caz me lovely

roses are red

Knickers are torn

Id do you up the arse

But i dont like sweetcorn "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww I want a real one! If I only get one on fab I'll be devastated lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't hold out much hope of getting one but I might send a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1!

Me to "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo best get looking.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Ooh exciting I'll see what I can come up with

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Neither cock snot or fart pipe are in my rhyming dictionary

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oooooh I'm in on this one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Flange isn't in my dictionary either.

This dictionary is pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gonna prawl through the forums n see who takes my fancy

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm in. Just need to see my victim....sorry valentine is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha just tried to send a second one and it's told me to stop as you haven't replied hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh such fun , now let me see x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither cock snot or fart pipe are in my rhyming dictionary "

online scrabble wouldn't allow me fartpipe on a triple word score. Devious feckers

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How many are we allowed Caz? My list is up to 34 already...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Neither cock snot or fart pipe are in my rhyming dictionary

online scrabble wouldn't allow me fartpipe on a triple word score. Devious feckers "

Bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decisions decisions who can I choose

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"How many are we allowed Caz? My list is up to 34 already... "

As many as you like, but you'll get a warning like MissB if I don't send an answer lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"How many are we allowed Caz? My list is up to 34 already...

As many as you like, but you'll get a warning like MissB if I don't send an answer lol "

Then I'll put 'em all in one message.

I may, of course, break the server.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"How many are we allowed Caz? My list is up to 34 already...

As many as you like, but you'll get a warning like MissB if I don't send an answer lol

Then I'll put 'em all in one message.

I may, of course, break the server."

The warning doesn't stop you sending multiples though

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

2 sent already

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

This sounds good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo now who to send one to, decisions decisions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck I get tons every day,,does this mean they actually love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok might not get any but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get my thinking pants on

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"fuck I get tons every day,,does this mean they actually love me"

No they are just clowning around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flange isn't in my dictionary either.

This dictionary is pants."

Take the plunge... Try clunge

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I think I know who I want to send one to, but I'm too shy to tell you who even in PM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat peach pear or plum. Stick your finger up my bum.

My valentine love to you all!

...hope i get one in return. I need some lovin', a good old cock tuggin' and maybe even a little huggin'. Well, you could always add a bit of fuckin' and suckin'

(Okay. I'd stop now)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think I know who I want to send one to, but I'm too shy to tell you who even in PM!! "

Send it to someone you trust and get them to send it to Caz?

Would that be ok Caz, for the very shy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt very much I will get a Valentine's in real life or in here lol

The man can live in hope I guess

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Am not a photographer, but I can picture us together

Just not on anyday but on the 14th of February

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea Caz me lovely "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

good idea but im wondering if cupid can keep up this time

as i remember cupid sent a message to slow down and some got a right shock as they was true enough to them

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm hopeful, last year I'm sure my postman nicked all of my cards, i didn't get one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This always works so well. I'll have to cast my eye about and see who gets a message this year.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'll have a think.

Is there by any chance a stock supply of romantic poetry that we could err peruse and nick, in order to assist us? "

Look up the threads from previous years - call it recycling.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Sounds like fun. I hope someone gives me one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like fun. I hope someone gives me one. "

But do you want a Valentine's message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the message go to anyone you have seen a picture/profile of regardless of their location or someone off the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this idea, I will have to try and get my writing skills warmed up (I may fail and make some shit up anyway)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I shall have a gander and a ponder. Love this idea! Now to find a potential victim (sorry, recipient). I have my eye on a few but feel they may prove popular and I am an equal opportunities pervert.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I think I know who I want to send one to, but I'm too shy to tell you who even in PM!!

Send it to someone you trust and get them to send it to Caz?

Would that be ok Caz, for the very shy?"

Of course it would be

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Can the message go to anyone you have seen a picture/profile of regardless of their location or someone off the thread? "

Indeed you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flange isn't in my dictionary either.

This dictionary is pants."

Have you checked the urban one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


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crikey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/02/15 06:32:45]"

You don't say.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm really looking forward to this

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Here is my inappropriate one

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like it the shiter

I hope you do to

But I do have a more erotic one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This valentines thread is a very sweet thread

I wonder who I can entice into my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea just need to have a good think who and what to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1! "

Rose are crap

Violets are shit

Sit on my face

And wriggle a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

Quiet applause from the back of the room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to worth watching, just for the poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea lets get writing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't sent any yet but will keep looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

Are you really Pam Ayres?

Oh, I wished I looked after me tits

As they foamed in the washing machine...

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By *ashes83Couple
over a year ago

wirral

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By *ashes83Couple
over a year ago

wirral


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?

Are you really Pam Ayres?

Oh, I wished I looked after me tits

As they foamed in the washing machine..."

I just read that to myself on a West Country accent and the resemblance is uncanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1!

Rose are crap

Violets are shit

Sit on my face

And wriggle a bit

"

Roses are pink

Violets are violet

Get out you're willy

Let's get silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh exciting!

Hope I get at least 1!

Rose are crap

Violets are shit

Sit on my face

And wriggle a bit

Roses are pink

Violets are violet

Get out you're willy

Let's get silly

"

I love your arse

I love your pubes

Bend over baby

Ive got the lube

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You make me hot

My knickers are soggy

But I'm a bit of a minger

So do me doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't no poet, I ain't no bard, your pictures make my willy hard.

I cannot clean, I cannot cook,

Your gaping minge I'd love to fuck.

In your kitchen, In your bed,

I'm hoping that you give good head.

Tie and tease and spanking too,

we could try pee, I won't do poo.

We could go dogging in my car,

or is that taking things to far?

I hope this rhyme brings me some luck, if all else fails?

Fancy a fuk?"

haha brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't see this thread last night; just reading it all now.

Hats off to the forum poets! Very good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You make me hot

My knickers are soggy

But I'm a bit of a minger

So do me doggy"

Very funny. Here is one weall know

Hidden meanings

The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

In a beautiful pea green boat

They took some honey and plenty of money

Wrapped up in a five pound note

The owl looked up to the stars above

And sang to a small guitar

O lovely pussy! O pussy my love

What a beautiful pussy you are

You are

You are!

What a beautiful pussy you are !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, well I've been inspired. I've a bit of time to kill, so I am going to set out to write some beautiful poetry

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bumped for the afternoon crowd

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will have to start thinking.

I got one last year and still have no idea who it was from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a good idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pointless me writing one.. he has a gf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time to have a browse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i would get one.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

is in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting my thinking cap on tonight for a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you manage this many valentines ??

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Can you manage this many valentines ??"

They'll be the only ones I get so I'm sure I'll cope

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm stuck with the third line of a haiku for a future meet...must get my thinking cap on, it's only 5 syllables ffs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

First to arrive at the next social meet

I'll run outside to get a seat

The biggest thing that thought provokes

Will Blonde Caz finally bring some smokes

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Awwww ur all so romantic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stuck with the third line of a haiku for a future meet...must get my thinking cap on, it's only 5 syllables ffs "

You got one yet?

Give us a clue about the first two lines and we can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes this is so gunna keep me awake tonight thinking of a rhyme xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it. Dont look like the postman is gonna be busy at my house. So im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting my thinking cap on tonight for a few "

I like the chase

I want a badge

Just to tell all

Ive been up ya vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get thinking, who will make it on my list anyone? A select one? Fancy few?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw this is such a lovely thing to do!

I'm not much of a poet but i will try and put a few together

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've composed my first but it's too x-rated for the thread......

I'll have to think up some more!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've composed my first but it's too x-rated for the thread......

I'll have to think up some more!

"

Send it to me and I'll post it anonymously for you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've composed my first but it's too x-rated for the thread......

I'll have to think up some more!

Send it to me and I'll post it anonymously for you "

It's too rude even for that, lol!!

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Mmmmmm let me think

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I may give this a whirl.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've composed my first but it's too x-rated for the thread......

I'll have to think up some more!

Send it to me and I'll post it anonymously for you

It's too rude even for that, lol!!

"

Victor Meldrew voice...."I don't believe it"....send it to me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great idea! Will have to create something.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting my thinking cap on tonight for a few

I like the chase

I want a badge

Just to tell all

Ive been up ya vag

"

Yours are just as rubbish as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv done 3 so far

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bumped for the late nighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now whether to go all out soppy or just try and be funny...

Think I will go with funny and then I can pretend I was only joking if it goes a bit pete tong xxx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You're posting them on the 14th Caz, is that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have an STD

Now so do you

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You're posting them on the 14th Caz, is that right?"

I am indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have an STD

Now so do you "

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I can't rhyme,

Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant original post I'll def be in

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've composed my first but it's too x-rated for the thread......

I'll have to think up some more!

Send it to me and I'll post it anonymously for you

It's too rude even for that, lol!!

Victor Meldrew voice...."I don't believe it"....send it to me anyway "

More'n my job's worth misses. .... will have to get my thinking cap on - I've seen some of the competition now and its stiff!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Had a good laugh at this one. My minds gonna be poetic all day now.....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates "

We're still scoping the plain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates "

I'm not creative/funny enough. Can they just be nice messages instead?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates "

Give me time, my target list is up to 57!

That's a lot of rhyming!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates

I'm not creative/funny enough. Can they just be nice messages instead? "

Of course they can

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

have fun in the forum

but remember, with decorum

declare your lasting love

but always wear a glove

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is there a limit?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Is there a limit? "

Not at all, I've messaged Admin and asked them to free up more server space 'specially for you

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates

Give me time, my target list is up to 57!

That's a lot of rhyming! "

You may have to outsource some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw, empty inbox when I got in from work...come on all you budding Pervert Laureates "

I sent mine days ago

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bumped for the weekenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to have a dabble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One done, how many more there are to come, who knows

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I can't do mine now, he's left!

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By *mhulloMan
over a year ago

wiltshire

Nice idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Someone wants to fuck you,

Here is a clue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Nuts are round,

Once your pussy is wet,

The knickers are down,

Now we're belly to belly,

And skin to skin,

Now I'm stiff,

I'll stick it in!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bumped for the Saturday night crowd

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Nice tits,

Sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

waffles are blue

That vaginal discharge

is acting like glue

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Nice idea...shall have to get my prosing hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

waffles are blue

That vaginal discharge

is acting like glue"

Don't give up your day job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent idea.

better start looking and kick the brain cell into gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very good idea x

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been submitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Brighton Steve

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over bro,

You're about to get fisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea caz, not got a clue who do do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea caz, not got a clue who do do.

*to*

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bumpity bump...not long now folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh I do hope I get a secret valentine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumpity bump...not long now folk "

When is the cut off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooo it's nearly time, fingers crossed for one of two at the weekend

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bumpity bump...not long now folk

When is the cut off ? "

No real cut off as such (unless Gerard Butler calls, then the lot of you can wait til I get round to posting - probably sometime in October)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awaits with baited breath...not holding it though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently pondering.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Willows are swishy

Id lick ya muff

But its a bit too fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna have a think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Willows are swishy

Id lick ya muff

But its a bit too fishy"

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Fabulous idea Blonde Caz, luckily I am working from home tomorrow so I can dedicate my time to composing lovely prose for many many lovely women,....now let me think, what rhymes with truck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

"

I got your knickers

I had a sniff

I need a wank

Cos my knob is stiff

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

"

Roses are Red

Fucking Bluebells are Blue!

I want to do Potato type

stamps with Rice Pudding and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

Roses are Red

Fucking Bluebells are Blue!

I want to do Potato type

stamps with Rice Pudding and you

"

I find you funny

You seem so deep

Id suck your cock

But you probably prefer sheep

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

Roses are Red

Fucking Bluebells are Blue!

I want to do Potato type

stamps with Rice Pudding and you

I find you funny

You seem so deep

Id suck your cock

But you probably prefer sheep"

Haha class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

I got your knickers

I had a sniff

I need a wank

Cos my knob is stiff

"

Your naughty!!

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