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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Question for the ladies, are women looking to flirt in the supermarkets ? as well as shopping for plums are you also looking for a bit of eye contact from the opposite sex ? maybe leading to a bit more. tell all please. And which is the best supermarket for flirty women and what time. I heard Waitrose about 9.30 am after the Milfs have done the school run. Pity we don't have a Waitrose near me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry, that should have been women not wpmen

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Why Waitrose?

Pick-ups in Marks and Spencer are quality.

Those in Tesco are not what they used to be....

And Lidl flirts - you have to bring your own bag!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I think there's room for flirting in most situations......there are exceptions of course. I have been flirted with in the coffee aisle in Waitrose but never in Marks .

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Morrisons Hunslet between 09.30 and 10.00am weekdays. It could start earlier but I can't travel before 09.30 due to my bus pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S?! It's wall to wall elderly people in my nearest M&S....

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Asda used to do a singles night years ago .... my friend actually met a fella in there

Their eyes met over the frozen peas .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where do you shop Anna ? your lovely. Very much like that poem too, I'm going to search out the poet and read more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asda used to do a singles night years ago .... my friend actually met a fella in there

Their eyes met over the frozen peas ..... "

What a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for a moment, I read the title as women squirting in supermarkets! !

Disappointed to say the least

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I thought it was well established that supermarkets have replaced pubs as the primary pick up joint.

My god if you go around with a push chair and a child as a guy alone they are literally mounting you at the check out. Crazy.

True story.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"M&S?! It's wall to wall elderly people in my nearest M&S...."

That'll make it easier to spot and flirt with you!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Asda used to do a singles night years ago .... my friend actually met a fella in there

Their eyes met over the frozen peas ..... "

Years ago there was a thing about hanging round the cereal aisle in Clifton Down Sainsburys with a copy of the Bristol Evening post under your arm, on a Wednesday evening.

Admittedly the story was in the Bristol Evening Post, but for a while you couldn't buy cornflakes for all the virgin students hanging around getting in the way!

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Virgin students"

Male ones only of course!

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


""Virgin students"

Male ones only of course!"

In my day - going to Uni was a sign you wanted more sex! Own room....no parents etc...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


""Virgin students"

Male ones only of course!

In my day - going to Uni was a sign you wanted more sex! Own room....no parents etc..."

in my day being young with a pulse was a sign you wanted more sex, we ALL wanted more sex but our parents never went anywhere or if they did there were hordes of siblings to contend with and nobody had a car

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Question for the ladies, are women looking to flirt in the supermarkets ? as well as shopping for plums are you also looking for a bit of eye contact from the opposite sex ? maybe leading to a bit more. tell all please. And which is the best supermarket for flirty women and what time. I heard Waitrose about 9.30 am after the Milfs have done the school run. Pity we don't have a Waitrose near me "

You've got Booths - it's close enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping for plums.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shopping for plums. "

So wrong at this time of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shopping for plums.

So wrong at this time of the year."

I'll be holding onto my plums in case they want them out of season

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Just for a moment, I read the title as women squirting in supermarkets! !

Disappointed to say the least

"

Carnage in the aisles. Yellow cones out everywhere.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Just for a moment, I read the title as women squirting in supermarkets! !

Disappointed to say the least

"

Mop Aisle 3 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question for the ladies, are women looking to flirt in the supermarkets ? as well as shopping for plums are you also looking for a bit of eye contact from the opposite sex ? maybe leading to a bit more. tell all please. And which is the best supermarket for flirty women and what time. I heard Waitrose about 9.30 am after the Milfs have done the school run. Pity we don't have a Waitrose near me

You've got Booths - it's close enough."

your right, how did you know that ?. my plums are getting past their sell by date and need using fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitrose over the years had 5 men chat me up .. and Tescos 3 men . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waitrose over the years had 5 men chat me up .. and Tescos 3 men . lol "

no wonder, you look fantastic

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"and Tescos 3 men . lol "

Every Little Helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waitrose over the years had 5 men chat me up .. and Tescos 3 men . lol

no wonder, you look fantastic "

I own holiday homes and put fresh flowers in when rented so when I get loads of flowers I get them saying stuff like You should never have to get your own flowers you need a man like me to get them for you . lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps"

one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol"

Back to squirting in the aisles eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waitrose over the years had 5 men chat me up .. and Tescos 3 men . lol

no wonder, you look fantastic I own holiday homes and put fresh flowers in when rented so when I get loads of flowers I get them saying stuff like You should never have to get your own flowers you need a man like me to get them for you . lolol "

good chat up line, wish I could come up with something witty and quick like that. I think I might just look at you and grin foolishly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol"

no one off here would forget you in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol

no one off here would forget you in a hurry"

He is not the first . its just strange getting mail on here after . Maybe others get this too .. ??

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Wish my technique was good enough, would love to try it....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol"

Oh god I've had this. Shopping at waitrose with a young lad seemingly in every aisle I was in.. Then he started making appointments to see me at my workplace and never showing.. Then a surprise message on fab. Cringe!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and Tescos 3 men . lol

Every Little Helps one helped me to the car a xmas . lol and had a man off here see me and smiled he said hello .. god that was weird getting mail after saying I see you in tescos can we shag , lol

Oh god I've had this. Shopping at waitrose with a young lad seemingly in every aisle I was in.. Then he started making appointments to see me at my workplace and never showing.. Then a surprise message on fab. Cringe!!! "

see theres no telling who and when we may meet people so I make sure I look ok .. lip gloss hair and nails .. may still have my Tight jeans and low cut top on . lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always chat up the checkout ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's seems to be the place I get firted with the most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always chat up the checkout ladies lol"

I'd give Morrisons a miss, they're too busy chatting to each other to serve customers.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I got chatted up coming out of the dentist once after a filling.....had a numb mouth....very embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got chatted up coming out of the dentist once after a filling.....had a numb mouth....very embarrassing"

Would make a blow job last longer. Maybe all of 3 mins in my case.

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Question for the ladies, are women looking to flirt in the supermarkets ? as well as shopping for plums are you also looking for a bit of eye contact from the opposite sex ? maybe leading to a bit more. tell all please. And which is the best supermarket for flirty women and what time. I heard Waitrose about 9.30 am after the Milfs have done the school run. Pity we don't have a Waitrose near me "

Best to hang around the fruit and veg aisle and look out for the woman paying particular attention to the oversized cucumbers and obergines !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Question for the ladies, are women looking to flirt in the supermarkets ? as well as shopping for plums are you also looking for a bit of eye contact from the opposite sex ? maybe leading to a bit more. tell all please. And which is the best supermarket for flirty women and what time. I heard Waitrose about 9.30 am after the Milfs have done the school run. Pity we don't have a Waitrose near me

Best to hang around the fruit and veg aisle and look out for the woman paying particular attention to the oversized cucumbers and obergines ! "

Avoid the women looking longingly at the butternut squash though, you'd probably need to strap a bit of 2x4 across your arse to stop falling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had an upside down pineapple visible at the front of your trolley it meant you were a swinger. Does this still happen ?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"If you had an upside down pineapple visible at the front of your trolley it meant you were a swinger. Does this still happen ? "

Lol - now that's odd symbolism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run over to the pound shop after, the may have gone there for their hair nets.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some subtle eye contact and wee smile is certainly one way of making making a trip to the shops more enjoyable

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