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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wheres the sexy men in suits?!

I love a good suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rang, m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady."

I said sexy...

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Me Me me

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Wheres the sexy men in suits?!

I love a good suit! "

Over your age range it would appear.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Over your age range it appears sadly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A."

Just kidding. Its only banter

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

Don't you know that's not allowed, shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?"

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

Don't you know that's not allowed, shame on you

I know. Ill behave from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness. "

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*"

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye. "

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye. "

Stop making me laugh! I'm gonna wake the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me. "

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity. "

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies. "

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Oh god I so love a hot guy in a suit too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets."

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!"

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard."

Its too cold in the yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard. "

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal"

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!"."

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now "

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning "

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you."

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke."

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now."

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

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Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

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Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt"

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I tap on a thread cause I'm bored and left feeling like a filthy voyeur peeping through the patio doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah just get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah just get a room you two"

But you don't need to lock it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!"

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle."

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle"

Damn bitch, you so black.

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Damn bitch, you so black."

Black independent woman dat dont need no man!

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Damn bitch, you so black.

Black independent woman dat dont need no man!"

I hear ya, sista! Ain't no muvvafukkin' man gon tell dis biatch what to do! Imma take you to church! *wiggles finger like a gutterslut ghetto hoe*.

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Damn bitch, you so black.

Black independent woman dat dont need no man!

I hear ya, sista! Ain't no muvvafukkin' man gon tell dis biatch what to do! Imma take you to church! *wiggles finger like a gutterslut ghetto hoe*."

Get mah bitch shaniqua to show dem mans some manners!

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over a year ago

"Ah just get a room you two

But you don't need to lock it...."

You'd watch too

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Damn bitch, you so black.

Black independent woman dat dont need no man!

I hear ya, sista! Ain't no muvvafukkin' man gon tell dis biatch what to do! Imma take you to church! *wiggles finger like a gutterslut ghetto hoe*.

Get mah bitch shaniqua to show dem mans some manners!"

Shaniqua? Nuh-uh, forget dat hoe, imma get Sharkeisha, gurl! Bitches be cray! *moves head along shoulders like the blackest bitch in the ghetto*.

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over a year ago

I can't even scan the last 7 sentences let alone understand them

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"Ah just get a room you two

But you don't need to lock it....

You'd watch too"

Oh I'd be doing more than watching

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over a year ago

"You rang, m'lady.

I said sexy...

I just got F'd in the A.

Just kidding. Its only banter

So can I go back to being shexy now?

Go. Be free in your sexiness.

*Releases shackles of unsexiness*

*Runs through meadow field of sexiness*

*Finds a sheep and fucks it*

*Realises sheep is diamondsmiles*

*Carries on*

So beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

It brought a tear to my eye... MY JAPSEYE!

I knew you were going to say that. Either im psychic or ive sussed out your crazy mind already. Both options scare the everloving tits off me.

I'd like to scare your everloving tits onto my face!

Giggity.

Thats the most romantic thing anyones ever said to me. You dont half know how to woo the ladies.

Wanna make out? I scraped off the sheets.

Well with all that effort youve gone to how can i say no!

My sheet-scraping brings all the bitches to the yard.

Its too cold in the yard.

Then in the immortal words of Billy Ocean, get outta my dreams and get into my car

Billy ocean makes me want to sex wee. Him and r kelly. Hubba hubba!

Does the car have a sun roof?.if not no deal

It has reclining seats like in Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

"Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!".

Ooo im too young for that! For the film not reclining seats. Ive been working with those for years now

Then in the words of Bob from Rita, Sue And Bob Too - "Lie down"

it would be a pleasure. I feel the otters pocket returning

All riiight, babeh. Imma put me a sexy video on. And imma massage some oil into my body, babeh, 'cause imma get tight wi' you.

my love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk in a bush or a carpark in town!

I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12 from Argos! Elizabeth Duke! Baby you're the Skywalker to my Luke.

The darth to my vader flip over the cross fader ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders

I think I love you a little bit right now.

Standard. Itd be rude not to

Arrogant bitch. Just my type. Let's bump uglies

Yes lets bump and grind my fellow cunt

And to think all I had to do was be an egotistical cunt

Thats what bitchez love!

Bitches be loving dat shizzle.

Ill think youll find bitchez is spelt with a Z.

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Damn bitch, you so black.

Black independent woman dat dont need no man!

I hear ya, sista! Ain't no muvvafukkin' man gon tell dis biatch what to do! Imma take you to church! *wiggles finger like a gutterslut ghetto hoe*.

Get mah bitch shaniqua to show dem mans some manners!

Shaniqua? Nuh-uh, forget dat hoe, imma get Sharkeisha, gurl! Bitches be cray! *moves head along shoulders like the blackest bitch in the ghetto*."

Ima call mah bitch laqueefa and get her to slap the black off you muddafucker! Mmmm hmmmmmm

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over a year ago

Biscotti, I hereby declare you the blackest ghetto hoe gutter slut in this here establishment. You earned it, bitch.

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"Biscotti, I hereby declare you the blackest ghetto hoe gutter slut in this here establishment. You earned it, bitch."

Its truly an honour

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