FabSwingers.com forum: THE LAST MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED ON FAB

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the 'sent' thread, what was the last message (without naming names) you received?

Mine was "I HATE crumpets!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ours was "got anymore pictures?" same shit different day lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are those puppies real?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are those puppies real?"

And now I know. Thanks for telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend asking if I'm ok

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Hixx

I think he meant to write Hi xx

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

'Nice arse Tig luv to see the rest of you.'

About Bugs arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave it would be a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum sit on the big one babes"

That's an opening salvo.

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By *ovinglife5000Woman
over a year ago

London

"i want to jump in the shower with you and bathe in your pee"

im taking a break from messages

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

A fine filly suggesting something can be arranged and looks forward getting to know us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off lol I know the cheek lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

said ...Lol not really

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A really long message from a guy looking to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bollox lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will keep in touch. X...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas "

Bless you!

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By *oy with dragon tattooMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Might be able to sort something out for afternoon if that helps xx

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Don't understand y guys on here do that. Idiots"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas "

and the predictable follow up question ~ what does it mean?!

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

"U cud play wiv my gf if i cud watch"

Can anyone decipher as I'm obviously too old to read it. What's wrong with spelling and punctuation anyway???

Grumble mutter.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have as many as you can before me."

Think i'm in

. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Early night' pity it wasn't anyone inviting me to bed!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas "
that's nice (yes I Googled it

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas

and the predictable follow up question ~ what does it mean?!

"
love loyalty friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the last one I received said I was phenomenal!

I haven't been called that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas

and the predictable follow up question ~ what does it mean?!

haha glad you asked.. was tempted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Contained amongst others the following words or phrases:

Wow

I thought I was easy

No pressure

Hotel

Kiss kiss

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

'You're not on campus? That kind of ruins my fantasy of sneaking a fuck with you in the lecture theatre!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello beautiful - and then some polite chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a chat?

When I went to nosey their profile they had disappeared off site,all within 2 minutes lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wow. Sexy lady. Want to chat?

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I swear. I wish you would. I dont know why.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are those puppies real?"

I font see any puppies on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a friend!"

Yes it's hard to believe I know, but I have lots of friends, some are even real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are those puppies real?

I font see any puppies on your profile

Mr"

me either.. full grown bogs.. or my beach balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours was

"they're not for walking in

They're for fucking in"

Off a tv with who's red platforms are mahoooooosively high

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Mine says something along the lines of 'call me for some filthy phone sex while I wank over your pictures'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas

and the predictable follow up question ~ what does it mean?!

haha glad you asked.. was tempted too

Love Loyalty Friendship

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

""What does your tattoo say?"

About 10 times a day I get it

well... what doe it say?

Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas

and the predictable follow up question ~ what does it mean?!

haha glad you asked.. was tempted too

Love Loyalty Friendship "
lol I put that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me. U r a sensational looking woman. WOW. Can we meet for coffee? It's so hard to find someone decent on here and U R too good to be true"

Errrrr not quite sure what to say to that. Cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I come over tonight, can't have you getting cold"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are those puppies real?

I font see any puppies on your profile

me either.. full grown bogs.. or my beach balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free Tuesday evening, if you fancy meeting for a drink? X

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Why don't you sit on my face and let me guess what you weigh....

blocked instantly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just upped the stakes....

Pussy and Tease were mentioned...

Moi?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Fuck me. U r a sensational looking woman. WOW. Can we meet for coffee? It's so hard to find someone decent on here and U R too good to be true"

Errrrr not quite sure what to say to that. Cringe

Just say "Yes, that'll be lovely", you uptight wench!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got my cock out now :P if u wanna make me cum xxxx"

depressing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about wearing a gimp mask?!?! You could just keep it zipped up!"

(In response to me saying I couldn't be a Dominatrix as I'd be apologising all the time :D)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you !

don't know why Im nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck me. U r a sensational looking woman. WOW. Can we meet for coffee? It's so hard to find someone decent on here and U R too good to be true"

Errrrr not quite sure what to say to that. Cringe

Just say "Yes, that'll be lovely", you uptight wench!

Haha the king of replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you sit on my face and let me guess what you weigh....

blocked instantly lol"

Hahaha 1point for his/her imagination though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how's your week going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how are you, wow you are absolutely beautiful really stunning babe I would love to meet up with you babe xx

What you upto tonight any plans babe xx"

Going to assume it's copy and pasted as I have no public face pics..

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

With a bum like that have you got any black in you !

Usually closely followed by "If not do you want some"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm a professional married guy and I'm playing without her knowledge..

I replied, not for me thanks

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Would be interested in an all expenses trip to Bognor to be the m in our planned mffffffffffff of the cheerleading nymphomaniacs' tour 2015.

On hang on...

No that was the one before the one that said 'can I suck your cock? I'm better than any girl you've had!'

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Last one was 'I'm up for meeting her'.. that was the guys first message to us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God, this thread has just proven how fucking atrocious some of the guys' first messages really are *shakes head*.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I got a forum ban for posting one word someone had sent to me in a private message - how come this thread has survived?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' try them with cheese and marmite '

They were on about crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just received:

"Love your pictures! Made me so hard so I'm having a wank! Care to join me?? Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was

'Would love to stroke and play with your bum all night'

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

'Don't you wish your boyfriend wasn't so high maintenance?'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'Wow... Well hello. How are you? Xxx'

I've just realised that one had correct grammar and punctuation - I really should have replied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"' try them with cheese and marmite '

They were on about crumpets"

Were we messaging the same person? Or even each other?

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

'Just stoped to say hello'

as it was typed, made I laugh, haven't stoped for ages, whatever stoped is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Shush you'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Shush you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Was along the lines of hotel fun right now....I'd be asleep before he got undressed I'm that tired lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asking in great detail to lick me out for a hours then go home to presumably to have a wank?

I think that is seriously boring. Takes me 20 minutes to come a few times and i cant tolerate anymore.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cheers bud, just got a bargain!!

This was from a guy who obviously bought some shoes after I posted that Clarks were having a sale online

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Your attitude stink so u can fuk off sorry to bother ur smelly pussy haha bitch.

Nice huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was along these lines.

Meant in all good fun.

Now you sound like a dirty fucking lady that needs to be bent over and given a good licking out first then a good hard pounding deep in your pussy.

Then maybe your tight fucking arse to.

As you are standing there in killer 6ins heels stockings lingerie long satin gloves.

Begging to be fuck harder and harder xx

All in good harmless fun ok nothing meant by it.

What do you think or something maybe along those lines xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry we prefer bareback -

was glad they told us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't share you've obviously got something to hide and you've been here longer than a year and you can see I've met recently too lol"

Pushy male seeking my pic after a few messages (he messaged me). I was right not to swop. I'm a grammar bitch. Posts lacking punctuation really grind my gears!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Your attitude stink so u can fuk off sorry to bother ur smelly pussy haha bitch.

Nice huh?

Has a kind of oldschool charm coupled with a command of what is finest in our beautiful language...does the heart good to know rejection can be so humbly accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your attitude stink so u can fuk off sorry to bother ur smelly pussy haha bitch.

Nice huh?

Has a kind of oldschool charm coupled with a command of what is finest in our beautiful language...does the heart good to know rejection can be so humbly accepted."

Goodness me. Vile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just says "Ta".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asking for a meet tonight. Four hours after being politely declined a meet tonight.

Bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your attitude stink so u can fuk off sorry to bother ur smelly pussy haha bitch.

Nice huh?

Sounds a charmer, can you tell them I'm interested please?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My face pleases someone allegedly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"working thurs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My face pleases someone allegedly lol "

Damn right. That's some cute face.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Hi how's you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I start meeting again"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Your attitude stink so u can fuk off sorry to bother ur smelly pussy haha bitch.

Nice huh?

Sounds a charmer, can you tell them I'm interested please? "

Next time someone whines about not replying to messages, I'll point them to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What about wearing a gimp mask?!?! You could just keep it zipped up!"

(In response to me saying I couldn't be a Dominatrix as I'd be apologising all the time :D)"
giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got called an attention seeker and asked to stop putting stupid pictures up.

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

Was why are you lighter in some photos than others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "I think you will enjoy it" a comment made in response to my status lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just got this.

Nothing else just

Xxx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Hi honey do you like your ass hole get licked

First message

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Well after being contacted asking if I could send her a face pic, which I did, the reply said, sorry hun your not my type,

I guess she thought nice body shame about the face pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Missed you xx"

aw...

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was ,,,, can I shit in ur mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you let me know when is best for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My backs playing up after that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky xx

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

White 9 inch pierced.

How did I resist that one??

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"I could be your naked slave and wait on you hand and foot"

Very tempted lol

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Is it coming down hard?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Following on from the 'sent' thread, what was the last message (without naming names) you received?

Mine was "I HATE crumpets!"."

The rules are you cant post mails onto the forum, the rules are not that you can post mails as long as you don't name them

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