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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Workmate was reading someone's name at work today which was Francoise,he pronounced it completely different,as frank oys,which got me laughing for quite a while,and then he said well a tortoise isn't pronounced tortwah is it,really creased me up,kept saying tortwah for rest of day hahaha??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I must be on the same wavelength as you as I've got tears running down my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip-flops, - what's that all about?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

In one of my previous jobs I was in the staff room and overheard a woman giving diet tips to a group of women. She was saying how useful fromage frais can be in dieting. She said it frommidge frays.

I still, something like 20 years on, can't see or hear the words fromage frais without thinking about it.

Tortwah is awesome. I expect that's going to stick with me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flip-flops, - what's that all about? "

It's pronounced Phillipe Fellope

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

once telling someone about the actor spencer tracy , but it came out of my mouth.. spacer trency,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was watching tv with an ex and the womans name who was being interviewed came up on the screen...Virginia something or other.

No matter how many times I told her otherwise she was convinced the womans name was......Vagina!

Bless her pretty little daft head,I laughed about that for about a week solid!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"once telling someone about the actor spencer tracy , but it came out of my mouth.. spacer trency,"

Ah! Spencer Tracy in 'Captains Courageous' a fine film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must be on the same wavelength as you as I've got tears running down my face.

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I laugh st the silliest things at times,sometimes I can think of something and just laugh even in public,then people start staring and I laugh more,??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst on a group holiday we sat round and made a shopping list , the mother-in-law at the end read through ...then asked put loud .."pantry liners ..am I missing out "?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister on finding out my brother and his wife were expecting their first child

'if it is a girl will I be an auntie and if it is a boy will I be an uncle?'

She was 18 yrs old at the time

Another of hers - 'Shut the fridge it will go cold'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shybie,that sounds like our receptionist,she wont eat eggs because they are chicken periods,and almost sick every time you say chicken periods,hahaha,yes it is true.

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