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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

There seems to be a lack - c'mon now guys, where's the sweet hum of a perfectly tuned engine firing on all eight cylinders, housed in a classic chassis of elegant lines? Hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men tend to whistle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

M.O.T. failure here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blew my exhaust off with a fart

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"M.O.T. failure here

Aw, you need refit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my bottom end is dragging on the road now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine out of tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I've only got a short stroke, single piston engine and worse still, it's a two stroke

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Aww, are your donuts going gents??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best you could get out of me is a bit of a bum note if you tap in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a fresh wash and polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, are your donuts going gents??

To quote homer! "Aaaaaahhhhhh donuts, chocolate donuts"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Whoosh. Clueless. Goodbye

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Purring like a Dodge Viper a few days off production here..... **struggles to keep a straight face**

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"M.O.T. failure here

Aw, you need refit?

Well I think ma piston still works, but ma bodywork could do with some touching up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purring like a Dodge Viper a few days off production here..... **struggles to keep a straight face**

you must be regularly serviced and waxed

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And buffing, I'm sure you run better after jolly good buffing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And buffing, I'm sure you run better after jolly good buffing!

Ya might need to grease ma nipples as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good buffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Wankel these days to get my motor running

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"And buffing, I'm sure you run better after jolly good buffing!

Ya might need to grease ma nipples as well

Hahaha, I keep telling 'em that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im getting a well tuned car.. Think I may get alot of pleasure from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im getting a well tuned car.. Think I may get alot of pleasure from it

Bet your give lots of R&B's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piston broke

yep, intoxicated and irrepairable,

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

very rare piece of equipment, I blame the EU restrictions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

would Madam like overdrive with that?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

would Madam like overdrive with that?

Hell yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"used to have a straight six now its got a slight bend in it

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

would Madam like overdrive with that?

Hell yeah!!

Would like it front wheel drive or rear?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Can't I have slip diff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time"

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

your mechanical knowledge is rather wonderful

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

your mechanical knowledge is rather wonderful

Haha, sorry showing my age there - Oh Follock! Deep Joy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

your mechanical knowledge is rather wonderful

Haha, sorry showing my age there - Oh Follock! Deep Joy!

desirable future classic you mean

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

your mechanical knowledge is rather wonderful

Haha, sorry showing my age there - Oh Follock! Deep Joy!

desirable future classic you mean

Haha, you've been properly tuned already - it shows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

Four on the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chassis is a bit rough round the edges but still have plenty horsepower under the bonnet and still handle like a dream.........................

Not bad for a robin reliant!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like a twin turbo V8 myself....

Four on the floor?"

Lol, oh I think so, old fashioned girl here, and I like a nice stick shift..

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" My chassis is a bit rough round the edges but still have plenty horsepower under the bonnet and still handle like a dream.........................

Not bad for a robin reliant!

Oh it's the handling that counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

Stanley unwin when he did that tyre commercial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My chassis is a bit rough round the edges but still have plenty horsepower under the bonnet and still handle like a dream.........................

Not bad for a robin reliant!

Oh it's the handling that counts!

Yep,if I'm properly serviced with regular oil changes (oily massages

) then the ride is truly magnificent! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I feel objectivized lol ,

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

Stanley unwin when he did that tyre commercial? "

Absolutely, it suddenly popped into my head! Lol! Some videos on utube but not the commercial that I can see!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lol I feel objectivized lol ,

Gotta keep you in your place! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I feel objectivized lol ,

Gotta keep you in your place! !

The garage?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lol I feel objectivized lol ,

Gotta keep you in your place! !

The garage?

Why not, all the constant retuning would be facilitated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly tuned V12 here, costs a fortune to run but very reliable and really goes when inspired....oh and definitely a classic chassis lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Perfectly tuned V12 here, costs a fortune to run but very reliable and really goes when inspired....oh and definitely a classic chassis lol

Haha V12 indeed, is that a wet lampost I see.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic model with bodywork intact. Handling is smooth and refined, engine puts younger models to shame, but benefits from firm control.

Who am I kidding? 50 quid scrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See - all these big, slow revving, lazy engines..

What you need is a lightweight, multivalve, inline.

Insane power to weight ratio yet uses fuel well.

Low maintenance but the ability to leave you going WTF!....

2 wheels to handle the curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I feel objectivized lol ,

Gotta keep you in your place! !

The garage?

Why not, all the constant retuning would be facilitated!

Better install some heating then.....brrrrrr. Ball bearings will go into hibernation

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Classic model with bodywork intact. Handling is smooth and refined, engine puts younger models to shame, but benefits from firm control.

Who am I kidding? 50 quid scrap

Oh I beg to differ.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"See - all these big, slow revving, lazy engines..

What you need is a lightweight, multivalve, inline.

Insane power to weight ratio yet uses fuel well.

Low maintenance but the ability to leave you going WTF!....

2 wheels to handle the curves

Oooh I like a good power to weight ratio and I am fully licensed for two wheels as well as four! !

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Mr EllieBelle:

Good example of this sporty classic with good bodywork considering the age and polishes up quite nicely.

Surprisingly reliable with no mechanical defects and runs as sweet as a nut once warmed up, despite having gone round the clock a few times.

Performs well for an older model, quite nippy, speedy and nimble with firm but comfortable suspension.

The only things missing are a spare tyre and the manual.

Full service history and one careful owner (plus a few not so careful ones). Recent MOT and taxed (to the hilt).

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mr EllieBelle:

Good example of this sporty classic with good bodywork considering the age and polishes up quite nicely.

Surprisingly reliable with no mechanical defects and runs as sweet as a nut once warmed up, despite having gone round the clock a few times.

Performs well for an older model, quite nippy, speedy and nimble with firm but comfortable suspension.

The only things missing are a spare tyre and the manual.

Full service history and one careful owner (plus a few not so careful ones). Recent MOT and taxed (to the hilt)."

Haha, very good, I like the sound of that firm and comfortable. .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

Stanley unwin when he did that tyre commercial?

Absolutely, it suddenly popped into my head! Lol! Some videos on utube but not the commercial that I can see!

Can't remember where I saw it to be honest.....looked up loads of his stuff a while back....fell in love with his gibberish talk after listening to the small faces' album 'ogdens nut gone flake' on which he appeared on the last half (on side 2 if you had it on record) as role of storyteller, weaving the songs together with parts of the story the whole side tells.

What a strange and brilliant album that is.....

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I think i've been fiddled with and someone put my milage clock back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My oil needs changing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See - all these big, slow revving, lazy engines..

What you need is a lightweight, multivalve, inline.

Insane power to weight ratio yet uses fuel well.

Low maintenance but the ability to leave you going WTF!....

2 wheels to handle the curves

Oooh I like a good power to weight ratio and I am fully licensed for two wheels as well as four! !

Best check your insurance covers you for the test ride then

No tyre kickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men tend to whistle "

I'm a rubbish whistler.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't I have slip diff?

oh get you!

Longs you have it well greased you can slip what you like

Oh good, I'd like to swap between front and rear drive at will really.....

four wheel drive would be best, both front and rear diff filled and powered at the same time

Yes, with outstandifold in the wettigrippers!

Stanley unwin when he did that tyre commercial?

Absolutely, it suddenly popped into my head! Lol! Some videos on utube but not the commercial that I can see!

What a strange and brilliant album that is....."

I have it, with the amazing typographical cover too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a V12 - twin carb - is that good??

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Got a V12 - twin carb - is that good??"

Oh you know it babe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't been serviced for a while - just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There seems to be a lack - c'mon now guys, where's the sweet hum of a perfectly tuned engine firing on all eight cylinders, housed in a classic chassis of elegant lines? Hmmm?

Ohh lummy giggle think I need a retune lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hasn't been serviced for a while - just sayin"

Awww, I think there's a rescue mission being despatched from the alps.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might be right - takes me out of this site - sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traded in, now I'm a big 'fuck off' chopped Harley with ape hangers, quite content to cruise along on my own listening to the roar of muscle between my legs taking no notice of other road users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscle car?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

But a smooth muscle car I think....

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