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What would you tell God, if everything is true?

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is inspired by Stephen Fry's answer. Long and short of it, he's not a fan....

http://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo

(this is not a does God exist thread. This is a what would you say to.... a)The Almighty, b) Oh turned out people were right, or c) humour me )

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's Easy..

I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the guy/female ratio is ridiculous and to fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off yer medaling cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a proper job yer bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd apologise for shouting out his name often

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Why with your power are you a sadistic bastard

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is the story, if you can't be arsed watching the video

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/feb/01/stephen-fry-god-evil-maniac-irish-tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would wonder if he swinged with adam and eva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no need to say anything - he would know already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the story, if you can't be arsed watching the video

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/feb/01/stephen-fry-god-evil-maniac-irish-tv"
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I can't even be arsed reading that..

It's about time they did talking threads on here.

And use Stephen Hawking's computer to make it sound jazzy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!!!! Your a fucking woman .

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I would ask why he never proved he existed

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

What took you so long!!??

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"That's Easy..

I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!"

think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns,

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'd ask to remove all the holy books and leaders, every single last one.... turn all the religious buildings into community buildings, sell off all the treasures and distribute the wealth.

I think I'd keep the commandments but maybe add a few more to include being compassionate and caring for others,,,

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"That's Easy..

I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!

think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns, "

indeedy, tell him he's a cunt, he'll stick his fork up ya bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Easy..

I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!

think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns, "
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Does this mean I have to stop checking out my neighbours ox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Easy..

I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!

think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns,

indeedy, tell him he's a cunt, he'll stick his fork up ya bum "

Doubt it. He'd be too worried I might enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask if he was stoned when he decided it would be a good idea to give us Katie Price.

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone


"I would ask if he was stoned when he decided it would be a good idea to give us Katie Price."

Don't!! made me snort wine everywhere oops bad girl must be punished DO NOT WASTE WINE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ask if he was stoned when he decided it would be a good idea to give us Katie Price.

Don't!! made me snort wine everywhere oops bad girl must be punished DO NOT WASTE WINE. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ask why he never proved he existed"

but thats the whole point yeah.

belief when there is no proof.

think of it as passing a test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you a serious answer.

I'd tell him he messed up somewhere, i'd say it's ok coz he's only human and we all make mistakes.

I'd ask him did he abandon us? Did he just walk away when he realised the mess he created here, or was he being cruel to be kind.

I'd ask him why we're so diverse, why some people are wise and why others aren't. Why do sociopaths exist, and what's the point in them. Why give us the means to create beautiful things, why give us this world that worked for us, and why we didn't leave things that way and only create beauty.

I'd ask him what was the point in us too, did we ever have a purpose, if so what was the point in the universe being so huge when we can only occupy so little of it.

I'd ask him what the actual meaning of sanity is and if it exists.

I'd ask him to show me everything that ever existed, every thought people have, and then i could understand people more.

I'd ask him if animals are sentient.

I'd ask him if love really exists, and what it means exactly.

I'd ask him where he got his knowledge from to create everything, and why we have an imagination. I'd ask him if we really do have souls and if there's an afterlife and what that is.

I'm a right nosey bitch me, he'd probably tel me to shut the fuck up lol.

I don't believe in god, a lot of what i'm asking goes against my actual beliefs but that's what i would ask him, and likely some other stuff too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell him he fucked up big time with humans. Can we start again please and he doesn't show his face

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'd have to ask, were you just pranking us with dinosaur fossils ?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

I Would like to ask him Just when does Mother nature plan to retire..

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'd tell him to get his arse on Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test to prove if he is our father or not

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

would tell him to have a sit down with all the other deities and come to an agreement then to hold a joint press conference to tell us lot to live together in peace..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank him/her for the strength given to me to face lifes challenges and alway being with me

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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago

portrush

i would Her, what does 42 actually mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who created you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was making it all up in confession. Sorry. The truth was much worse.

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

I'd have to say...

"Lordy, you came up with Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Channing Tatem and Antonio Banderas... You didn't even try with me!! What the hell??"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its been nearly 46 years since my last confession, shall i come back when your less busy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would tell him to have a sit down with all the other deities and come to an agreement then to hold a joint press conference to tell us lot to live together in peace..

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The thing is all 3 major religions that have problems with each other all believe in the same god just read different books. Then they all have divisions within that faith as to how someone interpreted it.

I suppose I'd ask God why didn't he just bang their heads together before any of this stupidity caused any wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't have to tell him anything he knows everything xx

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Tell him he has a sick sense of humour leading the meek on like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask him to create an immovable boulder. Then move it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah god would be shouting to the devil for help, help he's got me by the throat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l would ask him if he can still walk on water now he has holes in his feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but I'd imagine that;

"It wasn't my fault that my idiotic parents didn't talk me out of joining the army when I was only 16, God," - would be pretty high up there!!!

Think, parents!! X.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask why he took that shortcut across the chalk pits after a Friday night on the piss, it's not like those signs are put up for nothing and not to expect any sympathy from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please God, why did you let the arseholes who crucified your son to invade & weaken these Celtic Isles & let the f*^n germanics in???

.....please explain later, - not so soon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts? WHY???????!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprouts? WHY???????!!!!!!"

Brussels Sprouts, yes; but look at what the Celts had to put up with!!!

Clouds & silver linings.........n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testicles on the outside? Really?

and did I really have a chance with Lucy when we were in the fifth year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nice one, certainly had me fooled, can I come in now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Related to todays debate in the commons on 'Three Person babies' and that apparently the church are against it - my response is - Really? So you think it's right for children to suffer immense pain and die prematurely due to Mitacondrial disease? What kind of sicko's can possibly think this is acceptable. And who on earth do the church think they are anyway. They DO NOT speak for me. They can fuck right off. Let me choose what is best for my children. How dare anyone obstruct progress in medicine that can reduce disease and suffering.

If there is a God - he / she is a sick twisted entity that gets it's kicks out of seeing others suffer. What a wanker!

I prefer a world without god thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar smelling fannies ...why?...just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Related to todays debate in the commons on 'Three Person babies' and that apparently the church are against it - my response is - Really? So you think it's right for children to suffer immense pain and die prematurely due to Mitacondrial disease? What kind of sicko's can possibly think this is acceptable. And who on earth do the church think they are anyway. They DO NOT speak for me. They can fuck right off. Let me choose what is best for my children. How dare anyone obstruct progress in medicine that can reduce disease and suffering.

If there is a God - he / she is a sick twisted entity that gets it's kicks out of seeing others suffer. What a wanker!

I prefer a world without god thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Related to todays debate in the commons on 'Three Person babies' and that apparently the church are against it - my response is - Really? So you think it's right for children to suffer immense pain and die prematurely due to Mitacondrial disease? What kind of sicko's can possibly think this is acceptable. And who on earth do the church think they are anyway. They DO NOT speak for me. They can fuck right off. Let me choose what is best for my children. How dare anyone obstruct progress in medicine that can reduce disease and suffering.

If there is a God - he / she is a sick twisted entity that gets it's kicks out of seeing others suffer. What a wanker!

I prefer a world without god thanks"

Damn good post

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd ask him why whoever 'made' him (cos everything has to have a creator, right?!) made such a monumental fuck-up.

But it'll never happen in the same way I know I'll never meet Harry Potter.

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

This is one good starting point

http://io9.com/gods-12-biggest-dick-moves-in-the-old-testament-1522970429

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