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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Not using their body armour this afternoons? If so can I borrow it please, I ve to take my mum's cat to the vets and it ain't going to come quietly.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Not using their body armour this afternoons? If so can I borrow it please, I ve to take my mum's cat to the vets and it ain't going to come quietly. "

Ha ha i know the problem .

you can normally go to the vets and get a basket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it ain't going to come quietly. "

Desperate times eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind haveing a frisk search by naughty police woman, they might find my lethal weapon (my cock) lol

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"it ain't going to come quietly.

Desperate times eh?

"

From one single guy to another... You know it fella..

I could try and post my cat joke.... It's likely to be removed.... Well the last two times it has I see know reason it wouldn't be again..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Good luck with that, I have to stand the cat carrier up and force them in backwards well I do one of them. Try putting some treats in it

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I wouldnt mind haveing a frisk search by naughty police woman, they might find my lethal weapon (my cock) lol "

Aka. The Oozy 9mm

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Use a baton and gently sedate 'Tiddles'

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Good luck with that, I have to stand the cat carrier up and force them in backwards well I do one of them. Try putting some treats in it"

If I put the carrier on the floor and open the door, one of mine wanders in of his own accord.

The other has to be lifted in but doesn't fight.

I love Raggies. They're the most laid back cats ever!

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Good luck with that, I have to stand the cat carrier up and force them in backwards well I do one of them. Try putting some treats in it

If I put the carrier on the floor and open the door, one of mine wanders in of his own accord.

The other has to be lifted in but doesn't fight.

I love Raggies. They're the most laid back cats ever!"

Mum's cat is a stray she's adopted, it's a street fighter and goes for the fleshy parts...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Good luck with that, I have to stand the cat carrier up and force them in backwards well I do one of them. Try putting some treats in it

If I put the carrier on the floor and open the door, one of mine wanders in of his own accord.

The other has to be lifted in but doesn't fight.

I love Raggies. They're the most laid back cats ever!

Mum's cat is a stray she's adopted, it's a street fighter and goes for the fleshy parts... "

Get it near the door of the carrier, making sure the door is open, chuck a towel over it and bundle it into the carrier whilst it's still disorientated.

Feliway on their blanket can help keep them calm but it sounds like your mum's might need something stronger. Like chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started having to use a dog cage for one of mine, who is normally soft as shite but turns into pure evil when you try to get him in a cat carrier.

The other one gets shoved in backwards while the carrier is stood upright on its end, so I have gravity to help me.

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