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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So that's it, Paula's fucked off, leaving me jilted after a typically short Vegas-esque marriage.

I need a new wife. Must enjoy housework. My lobby could do with a good buffing... if ya know what I mean (and by that I mean that Hoover ain't gonna turn itself on).

Apply within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers* "

Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers* "

Good, get the apron and gloves on then. And don't forget my glass of lemonade whilst I lay in my hammock sexually objectifying you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So that's it, Paula's fucked off, leaving me jilted after a typically short Vegas-esque marriage.

I need a new wife. Must enjoy housework. My lobby could do with a good buffing... if ya know what I mean (and by that I mean that Hoover ain't gonna turn itself on).

Apply within."

She'll come crawling back.....I give it a week....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

Good, get the apron and gloves on then. And don't forget my glass of lemonade whilst I lay in my hammock sexually objectifying you "

Well you may as well its the closest I'm getting to any type of sex at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic! "

Are you following me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!

Are you following me "

Feels like it.....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Got an application form? Or will a CV and cover letter do? xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!

Are you following me

Feels like it....."

Well stop looking at my arse back there I have house work to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is great, I want multiple wives *clicks fingers*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over I'll buff your lobby

*sniggers*

Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!

Are you following me

Feels like it.....

Well stop looking at my arse back there I have house work to do "

I quite like looking at it though....'tis pleasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is great, I want multiple wives *clicks

fingers*."

Fook me I have three daughters do you want me to set them on cleaning too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is great, I want multiple wives *clicks fingers*."

Sod that.....I don't want one! You can have my wife allowance too fella

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"This is great, I want multiple wives *clicks

fingers*.

Fook me I have three daughters do you want me to set them on cleaning too "
hang on nn have you checked the hourly rate you might have to strike

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