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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Any questions and any answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the meaning of life?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As I have had a dry January, is it ok if I get pissed today

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The answer to all of these is:

Your Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the meaning of life?"

42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your favourite food?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why haven't I gone back to bed for a sleep yet

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is the meaning of life?"

Procreation

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning? "

Procrastination

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As I have had a dry January, is it ok if I get pissed today

No. Your body will be shocked and it will undo the whole of dry January.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who many mins before I need to rinse my hair colouring ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The answer to all of these is:

Your Mum

Parcels in the post to you.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's your favourite food?"

Pancakes

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why haven't I gone back to bed for a sleep yet"

It's a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination"
Propagation?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who many mins before I need to rinse my hair colouring ??"

Only Mr Who can answer who mins questions.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

This much.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination"

Guilty as charged.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination

Guilty as charged."

Why do you think I started this thread?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination

Guilty as charged.

Why do you think I started this thread?

Why do you think I'm on here reading it?

I'm now trying to decide if I still want to go to the supermarket in torrential rain or if I should just go and get on with risk assessments.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

pmsl The joys of the quirks of cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will Ireland win the 6 Nations?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"As I have had a dry January, is it ok if I get pissed today

No. Your body will be shocked and it will undo the whole of dry January."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the most disgusting thing you've seen or read on a restaurant Menu?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I keep my beard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I keep my beard ? "

'Cos the ladies be lovin' that shit!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Why is there only one monopolies commision?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination

Guilty as charged.

Why do you think I started this thread?

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Because your Sunday is centred around the boredom that is a Fab Forum?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have I been told I look better in real life than I do in my pics?

Is my camera evil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?"

I was going to ask a similar question about Scunthorpe...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why can't I get a meet?

Why do women complain about cock pics when they have boob pics?

Why do people block?

Why do people block for no reason?

Why are women/couples rude and ignorant and don't reply?

Why don't people read profiles?

Why do people read profiles and then ignore them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

When do they plan to finish laying the purple pipe up and down the M1

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What is an occasional table the rest of the time?"

And what about part-time traffic lights?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will Ireland win the 6 Nations?"

Yes, why not?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the most disgusting thing you've seen or read on a restaurant Menu?.."

Any offal based.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why do I keep my beard ? "

You'd have to change your name if you got rid of it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I don't swallow.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why is there only one monopolies commision?"

All the others were closed after cartel deals were discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.

So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?

Procrastination

Guilty as charged.

Why do you think I started this thread?

Because your Sunday is centred around the boredom that is a Fab Forum?"

Absolutely. It's also Yorkshire Pudding Day and I daren't ask if we're having any today.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is an occasional table the rest of the time?"

The table you have to clear of the stuff to use it occasionally.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?"

That's one of those mysteries that can never be answered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the meaning of life?

42."
also the Universe and everything

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why have I been told I look better in real life than I do in my pics?

Is my camera evil?"

No, your camera isn't evil but you scowl at it because you think it's evil.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why can't I get a meet?

Why do women complain about cock pics when they have boob pics?

Why do people block?

Why do people block for no reason?

Why are women/couples rude and ignorant and don't reply?

Why don't people read profiles?

Why do people read profiles and then ignore them?"

Please enter these into the search bar and return with bar chart of the most popular answers.

I suspect the answers will be a variation of "because they can".

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?"

Yes. The little bugger is just playing hard to get.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When do they plan to finish laying the purple pipe up and down the M1 "

Never.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

And what about part-time traffic lights?

Lazy buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should i call my Wifi network ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.

So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?"

Because it's running from the tap and it annoys you from the toilet.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What should i call my Wifi network ?"

Whiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all domed by the demographics here?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.

So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?"

It can open taps!?

Maybe it's doing a taste test

Why are Easter eggs all over the shop?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?"

March 2013, is my best guess...

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

How many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are we all domed by the demographics here?

There is a wider world than Fab - but you know that.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why does my cat wait till I've just decided I need a wee before he comes and sits on my lap?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand?

It depends on the sturdiness of her boat.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why does my cat wait till I've just decided I need a wee before he comes and sits on my lap?

To torture you.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"When do they plan to finish laying the purple pipe up and down the M1

Never."

Feels like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers

Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.

So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?

It can open taps!?

Maybe it's doing a taste test

Why are Easter eggs all over the shop? "

Nobody knows! Some think they migrate from colder climes at this time of the year, others think it's an annual gathering designed to ruin the January diets.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

You're not in the middle of them.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

Coz your not wearing as much clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we all domed by the demographics here?

There is a wider world than Fab - but you know that.

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lol and yes I know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

Coz your not wearing as much clothes

But I am wearing more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

You're not in the middle of them.

Oh so that's the answer

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

Coz your not wearing as much clothes

But I am wearing more

You need a good brisk rub down and to get in the middle of the warm people.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

I'm cold too if that helps

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

is there really no party like an s club party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?

Yes. The little bugger is just playing hard to get.

Would it help if they tried to remember where they left it the last time they had it?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm

I'm cold too if that helps

Put cat food on your lap.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"is there really no party like an s club party?"

Other parties are available.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?

Yes. The little bugger is just playing hard to get.

Would it help if they tried to remember where they left it the last time they had it?"

Almost certainly. It'll be in the last place they look.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why, why, why, Delilah?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why, why, why, Delilah?

Because he came home with other women's knickers in his pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite food?"

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How many?"

Always either one more or one less than you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many times must the piper be paid for his song?

Proper answer please, no instant or flippant quickie. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q2 Where did you get them lovely teeth?

My dentist says he keeps a copy of that pic by his wife's head as he's making love to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does my cat wait till I've just decided I need a wee before he comes and sits on my lap?

Apparently they have strong empathy... I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the answer, my friend, blowin' in the wind?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How many times must the piper be paid for his song?

Proper answer please, no instant or flippant quickie. Ta.

Every time he plays it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Q2 Where did you get them lovely teeth?

My dentist says he keeps a copy of that pic by his wife's head as he's making love to her. "

Years of wearing a brace and being fussy about cleaning them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why is the answer, my friend, blowin' in the wind?"

It helps move the spokes of the windmill in your mind.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Can we fix it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why cant I always get an erection when I want one

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we fix it?"

Yes we can!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"why cant I always get an erection when I want one"

Because you were fiddling with it too much when you didn't want one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is the answer, my friend, blowin' in the wind?

It helps move the spokes of the windmill in your mind.

This is just like having the oracle at Delphi on tap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Penge a real location ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is Penge a real location ?

Sadly, yes. It's not worth the drive.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is Penge a real location ?

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my sister used to live there. If only I knew about shagtonight then

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