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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

On second thoughts I am just not going to ask

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, I won't let you help.

Please stop asking.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Naaa you lot will give bad advice and my friend might sue me for passing it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/09/10 22:03:54]"

I've never known any poster quote the day and time of removal before ! Anal or what .....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Naaa you lot will give bad advice and my friend might sue me for passing it on. "
i can now do back sack n crack if ya want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples "

Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples

Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice? "

the standard grey stuff will suffice

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples

Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?

the standard grey stuff will suffice "

Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Tweezers

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I believe the way is to light a fart. That should do the deed.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

epilator

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples

Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?

the standard grey stuff will suffice

Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend? "

Either will do. For best results you should carry out the "wedgie manouver" to ensure maximum area contact before whipping off said skiddies

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off

See.... simples

Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?

the standard grey stuff will suffice

Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend?

Either will do. For best results you should carry out the "wedgie manouver" to ensure maximum area contact before whipping off said skiddies "

Cool!

Did you hear that Andy? Jack says duct tape and you can wear your Y-frounts but make sure you have them in a wedgie!

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow

sand paper,, or wire brush,, heard that's good for removing stuff,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sand paper,, or wire brush,, heard that's good for removing stuff,, "

That's what ya use to "calm" the area down afterwards

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"sand paper,, or wire brush,, heard that's good for removing stuff,,

That's what ya use to "calm" the area down afterwards "

o right ,,i was told a mild acid would cool and calm it after,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squat over a basin of petrol & strike a match

Mr.Classy

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Squat over a basin of petrol & strike a match

Mr.Classy"

brilliant,, save,s all that messing about,

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt...."

Best use for a Liverpool shirt

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....

Best use for a Liverpool shirt "

The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt. "

*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*

*passes BB a calculator*

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*checks BB's copy of the Premier League table*

*turns it the right way up for him*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....

Best use for a Liverpool shirt

The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt. "

'Pail' being the operative word

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.

*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*

*passes BB a calculator*"

Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.

*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*

*passes BB a calculator*

Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea "

...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.

*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*

*passes BB a calculator*

Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea "

Blackburn?, Walkers millions only helped for one season

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.

*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*

*passes BB a calculator*

Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea

...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....

"

They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt...."

nah!,surely it's a man united shirt?,it is in this part of the country if you can't find a chelsea bumwipe.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....

They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs. "

They did have at one point, and still did fuck all with it. Which is the city way with all things...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....

nah!,surely it's a man united shirt?,it is in this part of the country if you can't find a chelsea bumwipe."

Naaa they can't figure out if they are green and yellow or black white and shite

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"nah!,surely it's a man united shirt?,it is in this part of the country if you can't find a chelsea bumwipe."

Ah yes, Kidderminster...natural rivals to both Chelsea & Man Utd.

That is like a potato worrying about the Antarctic ecosystem...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....

They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs.

They did have at one point, and still did fuck all with it. Which is the city way with all things..."

They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly. "

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?"

I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?

I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum" "

Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?

I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"

Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do... "

All i can say to that is " pie n mash"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?

I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"

Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do...

All i can say to that is " pie n mash" "

Just avin some before I go to bed...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.

Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?

I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"

Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do...

All i can say to that is " pie n mash"

Just avin some before I go to bed... "

You will get indigestion and then bad dreams!

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