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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

VPL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Go without girlies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men's tailored shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a walking fashion faux pas......no clue about dressing well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double denim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

socks and sandals unless you are a cute 5 year old wee girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

leggings so tight you can see cellulite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fashion faux pas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly fitted or cheap suits that look like they have been thrown on.

And second the Tottenham shirts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp"

I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp

I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink

real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp

I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink

real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued..."

The later, but yeah, it's usually Pink Wednesday at work. I draw the line at pink socks though. Fair game for undies, shirts etc...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp

I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink

real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued..."

yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright puce pink

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Carpet slippers and a dress that may be a recycled kitchen blind.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Black tights/stockings and white shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coloured trousers on men. Eww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black tights/stockings and white shoes

lol,,vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Same with collar and cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coloured trousers on men. Eww!"

A staple of any wardrobe I'm afraid. I don't own denim, so without a pair of brightly coloured/contrasting trousers, I would have nothing to complement my array of t jackets.

With brown brogues, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad fitting bras

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Skinny jeans on males

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

novelty ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"novelty ties "

& matching socks

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"Skinny jeans on males"

Especially when they stuff their pockets with wallet, phone, keys etc

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"novelty ties

& matching socks

and when the wearer thinks it is cool to do so….

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Fake tan so dark it looks like you've been dipped in Creosote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floral shirts

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Skin or 'tan' coloured sheer tights over tattoos. Hate that!

Tights with open toes shoes. Just WHY?!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

as a true bi guy, I haven't had any

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Fake blond hair with dark eye brows xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight or extreme tapered jeans on regular fitting thighs and waist line.

Baggy jeans

Jeans with those shitty elasticated bottoms.

Regular fitted shirts that don't fit you. If you're slimmer build get a tailored or slim fitted one.

Jackups

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Tight or extreme tapered jeans on regular fitting thighs and waist line.

Baggy jeans

Jeans with those shitty elasticated bottoms.

Regular fitted shirts that don't fit you. If you're slimmer build get a tailored or slim fitted one.

Jackups

Ergh. Jackups. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caps at jaunty angles.

Ed hardy, Tapout or Affliction clothing.

Vests and jeans.

Fake glasses or frames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bra under a pale top

Grey bra straps on a bra Tha was once white... Bin it

American tan dinner lady tights

Supermarket denim

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"VPL

whats worse is when you can see the colour of someone's knickers through black leggings!!

Thats why i dont wear any knickers....honest injuns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any cord trousers

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Disney on adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leggings as trousers. Especially when not opaque enough

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Leggings as trousers. Especially when not opaque enough

As the 'mericans would say: "tights aren't pants!"

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

"Anything in bright Pink

Tottenham Shirts

Gimp"

..some of my fav clothes are bright pink.i love it and look fab in it ..or so i thought

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anything that makes you look like a sack of shit, such as those very baggy jeans that coexisted with saggy pants - ultra wide everywhere. Clothes should accentuate the form, not sicken others. How can you crotch watch a good package if it's submerged?

Combinations of stripes, checks, polka dots, patterns and fluorescent colours - just stay indoors or wear a sack. Individually it may be feasible but combined may create a vomit surging mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disney on adults"

Asda has a lot to answer for..

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

hairy men in ladies undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never made a fox paz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

I haven't got a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my fox stole got some funny looks at that PETA rally

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not really a faux pas but I hate animal print in general.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Not really a faux pas but I hate animal print in general. "

Nooo! Got to love animal print! My preference is leopard but I do also have some white tiger.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Oh oh oh!

Sandals which are too small so the wearer's toes hang off the edge! *sick* (wish I knew how to do sick face smiley!)

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Track suits except when worn on a track...

Football shirts except on real players on the pitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hairy men in ladies undies"

disgusting,,almost as bad as hairy women in ladies undies

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

VPL is an essential fashion accessory for me. I co-ordinate it with a balloon fanny and a camel toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugg boots!!!! Worst thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skirts or dresses with leggings or jeans under.

One or the other please.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooner shirts....

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Skirts or dresses with leggings or jeans under.

One or the other please.x"

Sorry no can do. My thighs are too thunderous for skirts or dresses without. Plus it's cold. And tights are evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mske Ug boots illegal

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By *ucyhenry69Couple
over a year ago

Hampton

"leggings so tight you can see cellulite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mske Ug boots illegal"

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By *rs and mrs FCouple
over a year ago

Northwest

Really bad camel toe from some disco pants. Didn't realise until I saw the pics the following day. Cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"leggings so tight you can see cellulite

bork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Not really a faux pas but I hate animal print in general. "

Absolutely allowed into infinity.

What needs some attention though is an overload of synthetic clothing. Please, let's have a good mix of naturals.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see what ya mean

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Socks & sandals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks & sandals

sandals n socks

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The '10lb potatoes in a 5lb bag' look... There is fitted and fitted

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"hairy men in ladies undies

disgusting,,almost as bad as hairy women in ladies undies"

And novelty pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see what ya mean

Oi! Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Socks

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

×---- looks in the wardrobe. Shakes head and weeps. . . . . . Now where did I put that length of rope?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I am probably guilty of more than a few of those. I usually switch between looking like I got dressed in the dark or I am wearing someone else's clothes and they aren't comfortable. It has been said I don't follow fashion but 'do my own thing' read into that whatever you will but I do know I don't feel good in clothes and prefer to be naked but unfortunately it isn't possible so you have to take me as you find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh oh oh!

Sandals which are too small so the wearer's toes hang off the edge! *sick* (wish I knew how to do sick face smiley!)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bra with a white blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?

Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?

Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling

All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?

Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling

All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know

Have you checked to see if you can get matching shoes?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Brown shoes with a dark suit.

Black shoes with a light suit.

Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.

Shoes and hand bag should always match

Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore

Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?

Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling

All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know

Have you checked to see if you can get matching shoes?

I have lots of hello kitty shoes

to be fair I have got a lot of hello kitty stuff.... My spare bedroom has been named 'the hello kitty room' by my long suffering husband but I don't care

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside. "

Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock popping out on rowing machine at gym young lady copped eyeful and fell off the excercise stepper

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

This is frightening but agree with every contribution so far. Young guys that wear their trousers at the bottom of their arse so you can see their pants, kinda to do with the above... when the crotch of pants isarpund their knees and girls who wear lovely dresses or tops, then you can see bra straps under the straps or even worse when they have a sexy back to them and again the bra is very visible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.

Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym "

Is your gym outside ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.

Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym

Is your gym outside ? "

Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.

Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym

Is your gym outside ?

Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back

Isn't that why gym bags were invented ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers on men aged over thirty.

Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.

Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym

Is your gym outside ?

Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back

Isn't that why gym bags were invented ?"

Indeed it is..but he's not the only one that does it.

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