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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That during the second world war, the parisians cut the cables to the lifts of the Eiffel Towerr so that if Hitler wanted to see the view from the top he would have to climb the stairs

Right someone elses turn now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In every episode of Seinfeld there's a Superman somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The HIV virus originated in monkeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honey is the only natural food that wont go off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are straight men on fab that don't crave meets with TV/TS

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fray Bentos pies originate from, well yes you've guessed it Fray Bentos, a town of about 25,000 in Uruguay near the Argentine border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fray Bentos pies originate from, well yes you've guessed it Fray Bentos, a town of about 25,000 in Uruguay near the Argentine border "
And I love fray bentos pies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fray Bentos pies originate from, well yes you've guessed it Fray Bentos, a town of about 25,000 in Uruguay near the Argentine border "

That's the pie with no filling ,fit only for dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka gets most stains out of clothes, discovered this when my pen leaked in my white works shirt pocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haagen Dazs ice cream comes from the Bronx New York USA

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Didn't say I liked 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't say I liked 'em "

£1 each in asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawaiian pizza originally comes from Canada x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always use a new sterile needle for lethal injections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buffalo wings are made from chicken

Buffaloes don't actually have wings in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this site ...

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10\10

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

The dark knight was not heath ledgers last published film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombay duck isn't made from duck and it is illegal to supply it in the uk because the manufacturing process contravenes health and safety laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That during the second world war, the parisians cut the cables to the lifts of the Eiffel Towerr so that if Hitler wanted to see the view from the top he would have to climb the stairs

Right someone elses turn now. "
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Despite common myths to the contrary, elevators are actually the safest form of travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas "

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas "

and they're not called koala bears,just koalas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your finger over your bum hole you can release a fart quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In every episode of Eastenders someone will say the line.. "Wots going on?"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In every episode of Eastenders someone will say the line.. "Wots going on?"..."
and "sorted"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible to touch your little toe to your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes"

A female hyena's vigina runs through the middle if her clitarous, which is the same size as the males penis

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"That during the second world war, the parisians cut the cables to the lifts of the Eiffel Towerr so that if Hitler wanted to see the view from the top he would have to climb the stairs

Right someone elses turn now. "

... and in the 18th century, potatoes were banned in France. French people thought that potatoes was the fruit of sorcery and preferred to starve. Only pigs were fed potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes

A female hyena's vigina runs through the middle if her clitarous, which is the same size as the males penis "

More kinky minxes!

They'd do well on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put your finger over your bum hole you can release a fart quietly. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In every episode of Eastenders someone will say the line.. "Wots going on?"..."

Every time they have a knees up down the vic a terrible argument or murder occurs

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

1. Fish fingers are made of fish meat and not fingers.....fish do not have fingers.

2. The last King of Britain to lead his army into battle was George II at the Battle of Dettingan in 1743. However the last British monarch to enter a battle was George VI at the Battle of Jutland (1916) when he was Duke of York and serving as a minor officer.

3. The hardened carbon based item, commonly found in the nostril is most commonly known as a fingernail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes

A female hyena's vigina runs through the middle if her clitarous, which is the same size as the males penis "

My heads spinning thinking about that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East Enders is nothing like real life ANYWHERE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experts estimate that a real orgasm burns 112 calories. A faked orgasm burns 315 calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Cagney never said "You dirty rat"......

Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" ......

David Frost never said "Hello, good evening and welcome"

(I didn't know those horrid Fray Bentos excuses-for-pies were still around...??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca cola was originally patented as a cure for dandruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the film phsyco in the shower/stabbing scene, hitchcock unbeknown to Janet Leigh turned the hot water off and cold water on full so she would scream naturally for the stabbing scene.

He used chocolate sauce to represent blood as it shows up better in black and white film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"East Enders is nothing like real life ANYWHERE "

Saaaayyyyyy Whhaaaaaaatttt!!??... I thought it was a fly on the wall documentary..my illusions are shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fizzy pop 'Fanta' originated in Nazi Germany around 1940/41

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

If you join the Army, you get to see the world.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"The fizzy pop 'Fanta' originated in Nazi Germany around 1940/41

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...because they still had coca cola processing plants but sanctions stopped the shipment of the concentrates....they therefore used the processes using oranges which were abundant in the areas of North Africa that they had invaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fizzy pop 'Fanta' originated in Nazi Germany around 1940/41

"
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Most of the Nazi high command were in fact Austrian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Months that begin on a Sunday - always have a Friday the 13th in them..

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

If Edward VIII had not abdicated, he would have been succeeded by out present queen, but in 1972 instead of 1952

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wernher von Braun,a paid up member of the Nazi party and an ss officer suspected of war crimes and the father of German rocket science who helped develop the v1/v2 which bombed British cities....

Was so good at his job they didn't prosecute him but gave him a job at nasa where he helped put Neil Armstrong on the moon!!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"Wernher von Braun,a paid up member of the Nazi party and an ss officer suspected of war crimes and the father of German rocket science who helped develop the v1/v2 which bombed British cities....

Was so good at his job they didn't prosecute him but gave him a job at nasa where he helped put Neil Armstrong on the moon!!"

He also exploited slave labour and requested altitude/pressure experiments on concentration camp inmates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that the Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters."
the Polynesian culture of free sex was so inviting that the crew of the bounty mutineered there!!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu "

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

There is no rhyme for the word "orange" in the English language.Or purple..

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Vodka gets most stains out of clothes, discovered this when my pen leaked in my white works shirt pocket! "

Hairspray will also remove pen from clothing. Spray liberally wait a few minutes. It will disappear then wash as normal.

Claire

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

An Eastender with the name of 'Ang'

Had an incredibly hairy flange

She was married to Den

Who was one of those men

Who's cum face was terribly orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jerusalem artichoke is not from Jerusalem

It's not an artichoke either

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HP sauce means Houses of Parliment

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."

This cannot be correct as I peel labels off bottles, but I have never had sex with a dolphin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gear isn't a show about drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that the Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters."

And five of them are O

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Rick (Bogart) never actually says "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucking a TVs nob will not change channels

I'm never gonna fall for that one again

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By *nsert user name hereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The biggest tyre manufacturer in the world is..... Lego

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

The most inaccurate film title is "Krakatowa, East of Java" about the eruption of the volcano in the 19th century.

Krakatowa is to the west of Java!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest tyre manufacturer in the world is..... Lego"

And the biggest toy manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."

Cant be right! Our puppy loves shagging legs and teddy bears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hollywood sex bomb jayne mansfield opened Chiswick flyover....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"That sucking a TVs nob will not change channels

I'm never gonna fall for that one again "

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"hollywood sex bomb jayne mansfield opened Chiswick flyover...."

And her daughter plays Olivia Benson in Law and Order: SVU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During World War II, the crew of the British submarine HMS Trident kept a fully grown reindeer called Pollyanna aboard their vessel for six weeks (it was a gift from the Russians).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The katzenklavier "cat piano"was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be "played" by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hollywood sex bomb jayne mansfield's first job was putting the bubble into spirit levels at Stanley tools Southall factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That during the second world war, the parisians cut the cables to the lifts of the Eiffel Towerr so that if Hitler wanted to see the view from the top he would have to climb the stairs

Right someone elses turn now. "

That after fighting in ww1 for austria hitler escaped austria and came to the uk where his family was living up until he returned to germany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The katzenklavier "cat piano"was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be "played" by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."
thats crap, you never seen monkeys masturbate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Gear isn't a show about drugs"

But it has its share of dopes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure.thats crap, you never seen monkeys masturbate?"

Bonobo monkeys ,always at it and no socks either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Months that begin on a Sunday - always have a Friday the 13th in them.."

That means we have them for the next 2 months then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"East Enders is nothing like real life ANYWHERE

Saaaayyyyyy Whhaaaaaaatttt!!??... I thought it was a fly on the wall documentary..my illusions are shattered "

Awwwwwwww sawy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The USA's chicken tax is levied on imported vans, so to circumvent the 25% duty carmakers ship vehicles with rear seats fitted that are then promptly ripped out as soon as they're through customs

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

......that blokes can't really breathe through their ears!

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

Buffalo wings are named after Buffalo NY state

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands


"It's impossible to touch your little toe to your nose"

I can!

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

There used to be cocaine in Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That during the second world war, the parisians cut the cables to the lifts of the Eiffel Towerr so that if Hitler wanted to see the view from the top he would have to climb the stairs

Right someone elses turn now. "

"Mind your beeswax" comes from the days of pox holes in one's face. The women would use beeswax to hide the scars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everything you read in FAB forums is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapefruits are so called because they grow in bunches just like grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."

Chimpanzees also I heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In space no one can hear you scream" true if you're outside the atmosphere of the spacecraft, your radio is off and no part of your helmet is touching another's (ooer)

Also all those great big explosions in space films are wrong...not enough oxygen in the vacuum of space to sustain combustion reactions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""In space no one can hear you scream" true if you're outside the atmosphere of the spacecraft, your radio is off and no part of your helmet is touching another's (ooer)

Also all those great big explosions in space films are wrong...not enough oxygen in the vacuum of space to sustain combustion reactions lol"
its not real you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanuts are not actually a nut. They are a type of pea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......"

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes

A female hyena's vigina runs through the middle if her clitarous, which is the same size as the males penis "

Is that why they're always laughing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the strongest punch comes from a invertebrate could a mantis shrimp firing its arms at a speed of a 22 calibre rifle also know to break tanks bones and are called thumb splitters to divers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears are not bears they're marsupials

Oh and the male has a penis with two heads

And the female I've read has three vaginas

So do femme kangaroos

Kinky minxes

A female hyena's vigina runs through the middle if her clitarous, which is the same size as the males penis

Is that why they're always laughing?"

They also carry sexaul transmitted diseases as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know the strongest punch comes from a invertebrate could a mantis shrimp firing its arms at a speed of a 22 calibre rifle also know to break tanks bones and are called thumb splitters to divers "

Also see in 12 colours and sites and can clean its own eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chameleons don't change colour to camouflage themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."

Knew it, my ex has no resemblance whatsoever to a dolphin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure.

Chimpanzees also I heard?"

They do, chimps are also the only other animals besides us that practice oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany."
.Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany..Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!."

The only use of the word Empire in the document is in the sentence:

"Existing financial reserves in foreign countries must be placed at the disposal of the Party so that a strong German Empire can be created after the defeat"

The version of the document I can see doesn't refer to Goebbels, doesn't contain the words "in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states" or anything like that at all.

The document you've referred to is about funding the Nazi party - something we should all be aware of and fear? It says nothing about creating a Europe Union. It's totally about smuggling money to fund the German Nazi Party.

We all know how European friendly they were, don't we?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"James Cagney never said "You dirty rat"......

Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" ......

David Frost never said "Hello, good evening and welcome"

(I didn't know those horrid Fray Bentos excuses-for-pies were still around...??)

"

Got one in the cupboard if you want it???

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if you marry on a Saturday, your 25th wedding anniversary always falls on a tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany..Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!.

The only use of the word Empire in the document is in the sentence:

"Existing financial reserves in foreign countries must be placed at the disposal of the Party so that a strong German Empire can be created after the defeat"

The version of the document I can see doesn't refer to Goebbels, doesn't contain the words "in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states" or anything like that at all.

The document you've referred to is about funding the Nazi party - something we should all be aware of and fear? It says nothing about creating a Europe Union. It's totally about smuggling money to fund the German Nazi Party.

We all know how European friendly they were, don't we?"
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I clearly wrote that as a quote from Goebbels!.

Nothing to do with the three page document.

But seen as Goebbels was technically the head Nazi and architect of almost all policy, it's obviously relevant to the document.

I don't know why you keep misquoting me, I clearly wrote 'united' Europe (German empire or fourth Reich).

Not European union.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

The sell-by date on Walkers crips is always a Saturday!

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over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany..Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!.

The only use of the word Empire in the document is in the sentence:

"Existing financial reserves in foreign countries must be placed at the disposal of the Party so that a strong German Empire can be created after the defeat"

The version of the document I can see doesn't refer to Goebbels, doesn't contain the words "in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states" or anything like that at all.

The document you've referred to is about funding the Nazi party - something we should all be aware of and fear? It says nothing about creating a Europe Union. It's totally about smuggling money to fund the German Nazi Party.

We all know how European friendly they were, don't we?.

I clearly wrote that as a quote from Goebbels!.

Nothing to do with the three page document.

But seen as Goebbels was technically the head Nazi and architect of almost all policy, it's obviously relevant to the document.

I don't know why you keep misquoting me, I clearly wrote 'united' Europe (German empire or fourth Reich).

Not European union."

Well you actually wrote "Think about that next time your voting for the eu". I thought about it and the document had nothing at all to do with the EU in any shape or form, so would have no impact on my vote.

Neither of the words 'united' nor 'Europe' appear in the document either separately or together. There is no mention of building a united Europe and any implication that this document is evidence that the Nazis were conspiring to sneakily set up the EU is laughable.

The German Nazi idea of a German Empire was nothing to do with European Union. It would include European and/or world subjection but not union. Look at what happened between 1939 and 1945 and ask yourself if they were looking for European Union.

Your reference to Goebbels and his quote was written in a way that implied it was referred to in the document. That wasn't the case.

In any case, referring to Goebbels just shows how wrong his opinion was. Seventy years after the end of the second world war we're all still proud of our nation states, whatever he said.

The only thing that this 70 year old document would make me wary of is Nazi-ism and the way it sneaks in and gets funded. Paragraph 3 finishes by saying: "As soon as the Party becomes strong enough to re-establish control over Germany the industrialists will be paid for their effort and cooperation by concessions and orders".

It's about funding the Nazi Party in Germany after defeat. Nothing more, nothing less.

What YOU could do is imagine that there is no EU (I know that'll put a smile on your face) then read the bloody thing (remembering there was no EU at that time) and ask yourself how the f*** anyone could dream that that paper had anything to do with the Nazis sneakily sponsoring the EU. It's fantasy land. Its old a novel. It's ridiculous.

Apart from that I totally respect your right to deceive yourself.

Now this was a light hearted thread and not supposed to be swamped with pro and anti European threads, so I'm stopping! As long as I'm not provoked...

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over a year ago

The Latin name for a cat flea is Ctenocephalides felis.

Dog fleas are called Ctenocephalides canis.

Handy if you're playing scrabble.

In latin.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

hi, cant post the link, but some interesting facts..obviously unless you spend all day in the chatroom ..lol..connie x

The average man shoots between one and two teaspoons of cum per orgasm. Each wad contains approximately seven calories, and each spurt propels through the air at about 28 MPH. It is believed that the average man will ejaculate around 7,000 times in his life. Clearly that number does not apply to gay men, who exceed that number by the age of 20. Clearly.

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over a year ago


"they say if you peel labels off bottles your sexually frustrated lol.

dolphins are the only mammals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure."

I believe some chimpanzees do as well. As a means of maintaining social cohesion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill was an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany..Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!.

The only use of the word Empire in the document is in the sentence:

"Existing financial reserves in foreign countries must be placed at the disposal of the Party so that a strong German Empire can be created after the defeat"

The version of the document I can see doesn't refer to Goebbels, doesn't contain the words "in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states" or anything like that at all.

The document you've referred to is about funding the Nazi party - something we should all be aware of and fear? It says nothing about creating a Europe Union. It's totally about smuggling money to fund the German Nazi Party.

We all know how European friendly they were, don't we?.

I clearly wrote that as a quote from Goebbels!.

Nothing to do with the three page document.

But seen as Goebbels was technically the head Nazi and architect of almost all policy, it's obviously relevant to the document.

I don't know why you keep misquoting me, I clearly wrote 'united' Europe (German empire or fourth Reich).

Not European union.

Well you actually wrote "Think about that next time your voting for the eu". I thought about it and the document had nothing at all to do with the EU in any shape or form, so would have no impact on my vote.

Neither of the words 'united' nor 'Europe' appear in the document either separately or together. There is no mention of building a united Europe and any implication that this document is evidence that the Nazis were conspiring to sneakily set up the EU is laughable.

The German Nazi idea of a German Empire was nothing to do with European Union. It would include European and/or world subjection but not union. Look at what happened between 1939 and 1945 and ask yourself if they were looking for European Union.

Your reference to Goebbels and his quote was written in a way that implied it was referred to in the document. That wasn't the case.

In any case, referring to Goebbels just shows how wrong his opinion was. Seventy years after the end of the second world war we're all still proud of our nation states, whatever he said.

The only thing that this 70 year old document would make me wary of is Nazi-ism and the way it sneaks in and gets funded. Paragraph 3 finishes by saying: "As soon as the Party becomes strong enough to re-establish control over Germany the industrialists will be paid for their effort and cooperation by concessions and orders".

It's about funding the Nazi Party in Germany after defeat. Nothing more, nothing less.

What YOU could do is imagine that there is no EU (I know that'll put a smile on your face) then read the bloody thing (remembering there was no EU at that time) and ask yourself how the f*** anyone could dream that that paper had anything to do with the Nazis sneakily sponsoring the EU. It's fantasy land. Its old a novel. It's ridiculous.

Apart from that I totally respect your right to deceive yourself.

Now this was a light hearted thread and not supposed to be swamped with pro and anti European threads, so I'm stopping! As long as I'm not provoked..."
.

Nice one, for someone so concerned about filling up threads you do get het up over the little things!. Bit like German leaders.

Ein Reich

Ein volk

Ein euro.

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over a year ago


"The red house report is a secret paper of a meeting of the Nazi high command, in which they lay plans for a fourth Reich should they lose the war.

In it they discuss rebuilding through economic power instead of military using industrialists and corporations to channel money through Switzerland and rebuild a'united Europe' with Germany at the heart of it.....

Think about that next time your voting for the eu

....and during the war, Churchill wast an advocate of a post war European Union to secure future peace through economic co-existance ......

Yep, and he was after the war too.

The next time I vote for the EU I'm going to think (for about a millisecond) about the fact that the Red Report doesn't even contain the words 'united' or 'Europe'. It does describe an arrangement for funding an underground German Nazi party after the defeat of Germany..Yeah but then Joseph Goebbels was quoted as saying, in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states!.

paragraph 2 page 3.

A German empire can be created throughout Europe!.

The only use of the word Empire in the document is in the sentence:

"Existing financial reserves in foreign countries must be placed at the disposal of the Party so that a strong German Empire can be created after the defeat"

The version of the document I can see doesn't refer to Goebbels, doesn't contain the words "in 50 years time nobody will think in terms of nation states" or anything like that at all.

The document you've referred to is about funding the Nazi party - something we should all be aware of and fear? It says nothing about creating a Europe Union. It's totally about smuggling money to fund the German Nazi Party.

We all know how European friendly they were, don't we?.

I clearly wrote that as a quote from Goebbels!.

Nothing to do with the three page document.

But seen as Goebbels was technically the head Nazi and architect of almost all policy, it's obviously relevant to the document.

I don't know why you keep misquoting me, I clearly wrote 'united' Europe (German empire or fourth Reich).

Not European union.

Well you actually wrote "Think about that next time your voting for the eu". I thought about it and the document had nothing at all to do with the EU in any shape or form, so would have no impact on my vote.

Neither of the words 'united' nor 'Europe' appear in the document either separately or together. There is no mention of building a united Europe and any implication that this document is evidence that the Nazis were conspiring to sneakily set up the EU is laughable.

The German Nazi idea of a German Empire was nothing to do with European Union. It would include European and/or world subjection but not union. Look at what happened between 1939 and 1945 and ask yourself if they were looking for European Union.

Your reference to Goebbels and his quote was written in a way that implied it was referred to in the document. That wasn't the case.

In any case, referring to Goebbels just shows how wrong his opinion was. Seventy years after the end of the second world war we're all still proud of our nation states, whatever he said.

The only thing that this 70 year old document would make me wary of is Nazi-ism and the way it sneaks in and gets funded. Paragraph 3 finishes by saying: "As soon as the Party becomes strong enough to re-establish control over Germany the industrialists will be paid for their effort and cooperation by concessions and orders".

It's about funding the Nazi Party in Germany after defeat. Nothing more, nothing less.

What YOU could do is imagine that there is no EU (I know that'll put a smile on your face) then read the bloody thing (remembering there was no EU at that time) and ask yourself how the f*** anyone could dream that that paper had anything to do with the Nazis sneakily sponsoring the EU. It's fantasy land. Its old a novel. It's ridiculous.

Apart from that I totally respect your right to deceive yourself.

Now this was a light hearted thread and not supposed to be swamped with pro and anti European threads, so I'm stopping! As long as I'm not provoked....

Nice one, for someone so concerned about filling up threads you do get het up over the little things!. Bit like German leaders.

Ein Reich

Ein volk

Ein euro.

"

Hmm someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning and turned into Goebbels. You asked people to think about the Red House report and come to a conclusion about voting for the EU based on it. I did that after reading it and having taken that trouble can safely say it contains absolutely nothing about either the EU or a United Europe.

Incidentally you were wrong to describe the attendees as a meeting of the Nazi high command. It was the principal German industrialists in France, a very different group to the nazi high command.

I'm not het up at all, which is why I'm sticking to the facts or in this case total absence of them.

Guten Tag. Versuche ruhig zu bleiben, Kapitan Mainwaring.

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over a year ago

The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list.

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over a year ago


"The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list. "

Ah it was all just a joke. Very funny. I wouldn't know if all nazis struggle with satire. I don't associate with people like that and will have to bow to your expert opinion. You do seem to get a tad tetchy when your facts don't pan out.

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over a year ago


"The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list.

Ah it was all just a joke. Very funny. I wouldn't know if all nazis struggle with satire. I don't associate with people like that and will have to bow to your expert opinion. You do seem to get a tad tetchy when your facts don't pan out. "
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Yes clearly a joke... Who in their right mind would think somebody would suggest not voting for the eu through a 70 year old document!.

You seem to think this is a battle of one upmanship, it isn't my facts have as much meaning as yours.

Fuck all

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over a year ago


"The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list.

Ah it was all just a joke. Very funny. I wouldn't know if all nazis struggle with satire. I don't associate with people like that and will have to bow to your expert opinion. You do seem to get a tad tetchy when your facts don't pan out. .

Yes clearly a joke... Who in their right mind would think somebody would suggest not voting for the eu through a 70 year old document!.

You seem to think this is a battle of one upmanship, it isn't my facts have as much meaning as yours.

Fuck all"

They will do if you come up with some.

I've just been using satire. Pity you couldn't recognise it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey is the only natural food that wont go off"

Lol this thread got a lil bit serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey is the only natural food that wont go off

Lol this thread got a lil bit serious "

Sorry

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over a year ago


"The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list.

Ah it was all just a joke. Very funny. I wouldn't know if all nazis struggle with satire. I don't associate with people like that and will have to bow to your expert opinion. You do seem to get a tad tetchy when your facts don't pan out. .

Yes clearly a joke... Who in their right mind would think somebody would suggest not voting for the eu through a 70 year old document!.

You seem to think this is a battle of one upmanship, it isn't my facts have as much meaning as yours.

Fuck all

They will do if you come up with some.

I've just been using satire. Pity you couldn't recognise it."
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Sorry I get confused easily like when you put "on the edge", I thought that was geographically not mentally.

Now I'm doing the adult thing and walking away.... Toodle pip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are straight men on fab that don't crave meets with TV/TS"
there also "straight " guys who want to suck cock

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over a year ago


"The fact was part of the thread!.

The added think about that while voting on EU referendum, was clearly a fuckin joke, you know satire... Or is that something that all Nazis struggle with.

If I wanted to seriously suggest reason to vote against the eu there's dozens of bloody good ones.

A 70 year old three page report not being high on the list.

Ah it was all just a joke. Very funny. I wouldn't know if all nazis struggle with satire. I don't associate with people like that and will have to bow to your expert opinion. You do seem to get a tad tetchy when your facts don't pan out. .

Yes clearly a joke... Who in their right mind would think somebody would suggest not voting for the eu through a 70 year old document!.

You seem to think this is a battle of one upmanship, it isn't my facts have as much meaning as yours.

Fuck all

They will do if you come up with some.

I've just been using satire. Pity you couldn't recognise it..

Sorry I get confused easily like when you put "on the edge", I thought that was geographically not mentally.

Now I'm doing the adult thing and walking away.... Toodle pip "

You're so funny, especially with your subtle use of innuendo. Far too clever for me. Of course, you can call in question whether or not I'm on the edge mentally because I challenge your interpretation or imply that I'm a Nazi because I didn't recognise your failed attempt at satire. Feel free to take a few more cheap shots because there was nothing worth reading in what you said. You're very anti EU, which you're entitled to be, but you come up with some complete and utter bollocks and then slip off pretending it was all just a joke and firing a smoke screen of petty insults when you can't justify it. That's got nothing to do with being an adult - also it devalues the occasional sensible idea you come up with.

Now I'm done with you and you can go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suckering me in with compliments at the end is very clever but your still not getting me to come back on this thread. Ha...

Dohhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George has had his hair cut I won't tell him but its awful

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pidgeon, even when you beat them, they are still going to strut around like they won!

Just saying like, apropos of nuffink like!

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over a year ago

All prison inmates are Sagittarian.

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over a year ago


"George has had his hair cut I won't tell him but its awful"

Your secret is safe with us

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