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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because they're better so they probably think you should have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte and coffees are ok, but they're no cappuccino.

There is only one way to resolve this......

Fight. No drink earl Grey tea instead, a drink from a more civilised age not crude and cumbersome like a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!"

Try tea

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I always ask for a black coffee with cold milk on the side and 80% of the time they say "would you like a latte or capuccino?" Never fails to amaze me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!

Try tea "

After 3 hours sleep? That's just crazy talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!

Try tea

After 3 hours sleep? That's just crazy talk!"

I like tea in a morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!

Try tea

After 3 hours sleep? That's just crazy talk!"

Yes but what tea would you get ?? Green tea , lemon tea Yorkshire tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, I always ask for what I want.

I'd guess though in an independent coffee shop a milky coffee is a standard beverage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are indeed tough times we live in! Go for a flat white, hits the spot every time!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

London

I order an Americano.. Because that's what I want.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Sadly, you may have to use the lingo. Or print this out and hand it over to each barista you order from...

http://wiki.cs.cornell.edu/images/b/bb/Espresso.jpg

*Him*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a name for an ordinary coffee? An English coffee perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had this problem...but then I ask for a black coffee with cold milk on the side....they can't really go wrong with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These are indeed tough times we live in! Go for a flat white, hits the spot every time!"
flat white with soya milk... Yum.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

So ask for a flat white/black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!"

Where were you? Whenever I ask for a cappuccino, I always get what I ask for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't abide milk in my coffee. Ruins it for me.

Nooooo to latte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only drink black coffee, so when I ask for an Americano, which is apparently what these "baristas" call expresso with extra water, why oh why would they automatically put milk in?

I will return it and say I asked for an Americano, not a coffee with milk in it, just like it says on your menu up there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!

Try tea

After 3 hours sleep? That's just crazy talk!

I like tea in a morning... "

Is that what you like in the mornings? Got that wrong then!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Explode their minds and ask for a coffee with hot milk on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a name for an ordinary coffee? An English coffee perhaps? "

A flat white is coffee with milk as opposed to a latte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it whenever you ask for a coffee so many places give you a latte?? If I'd wanted a latte I'd have frickin asked for one!"

You're taking the piss out of my coffee of choice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a name for an ordinary coffee? An English coffee perhaps?

A flat white is coffee with milk as opposed to a latte."

Why is coffee so complicated??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino, late, mocha none make sense to me. Just a coffee with 1 sugar please.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I know the problem. Whenever I go into my local coffee shop and ask for a regular white coffee, they always ask if I would like a latte, or cappuccino, or some such other fancy Dan substance.....are they deaf, stupid, or just plain ignorant......REGULAR WHITE COFFEE, no frills or extras.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a name for an ordinary coffee? An English coffee perhaps?

A flat white is coffee with milk as opposed to a latte.

Why is coffee so complicated??"

Its not, If it aint Nescafe its a poncy foreign frothy muck.

Simples

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for a Nescafe and watch the steam come out of their ears

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Nescafé, coffee from the baby killer company.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

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