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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I rarely rant, but I'm f***ing having one anyhow....

Bloody landlord's left a bath in the front room till the bathroom is tiled and he can fit it so I smacked my knee off it this morning, I was out with my ferrets earlier and managed to crack my head on a tree branch leaving a nice lump and to top it all off, I was walking down the road and some prick gets that close to the curb in their van they shatter their wing mirror off my elbow....bloody things all swelled up now....prick didn't even have the decency to stop, and there's no way they didn't notice, there was a heck of a bang. Anyhow thats my day so far, hope yours is better......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You walk your ferrets?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain


"You walk your ferrets?"
you didn't report the hit and run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, you've reached the automated answer service for Rants inc'.........in order that we may best help you, please call back on Thursday.

In all seriousness tho' the day can only get better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?"

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry, you've reached the automated answer service for Rants inc'.........in order that we may best help you, please call back on Thursday.

In all seriousness tho' the day can only get better."

Or worse. Them ferrets can be a bit naughty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?you didn't report the hit and run?"

Nope, I won't deal with the authorities if I don't have to...popped into my mums and she called them, insisting I talk to them, she passed me the phone so I just hung up.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

"

Bright eyes, shining like fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

"

you talk to them too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say bad things happen in threes so you should be safe now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry, you've reached the automated answer service for Rants inc'.........in order that we may best help you, please call back on Thursday.

In all seriousness tho' the day can only get better.

Or worse. Them ferrets can be a bit naughty."

Nah, they're pretty good my annimals, handled daily....that plus the fact they're back in the hutch, I feel I may be safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry, you've reached the automated answer service for Rants inc'.........in order that we may best help you, please call back on Thursday.

In all seriousness tho' the day can only get better."

Blinking well hope so.....ta x

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

"

The poor rabbits had a much worse day tho huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say bad things happen in threes so you should be safe now"

That occurred to me too....hope the rule holds fast today....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

you talk to them too?? "

I do actually....though god knows why...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

The poor rabbits had a much worse day tho huh?"

One rabbit had a much worse day than me yeah, it's currently lying in my kitchen waiting to be peeled.

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

The poor rabbits had a much worse day tho huh?

One rabbit had a much worse day than me yeah, it's currently lying in my kitchen waiting to be peeled. "

If you are going to eat it then furry muff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

Bright eyes, shining like fire. "

Yeah, rabbits don't like me....or shouldn't anyhow, I eat enough of 'em...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

The poor rabbits had a much worse day tho huh?

One rabbit had a much worse day than me yeah, it's currently lying in my kitchen waiting to be peeled.

If you are going to eat it then furry muff"

Bloody too right I am, senseless killing something just for the sake of it....

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"You walk your ferrets?

No, I was working them....rabbiting.

The poor rabbits had a much worse day tho huh?

One rabbit had a much worse day than me yeah, it's currently lying in my kitchen waiting to be peeled.

If you are going to eat it then furry muff

Bloody too right I am, senseless killing something just for the sake of it...."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having fricassee or stew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you having fricassee or stew? "

Dunno yet, made a pie a few days ago with one, still got some pastry left in the freezer (cheat, I know) so may go for that again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I rarely rant, but I'm f***ing having one anyhow....

Bloody landlord's left a bath in the front room till the bathroom is tiled and he can fit it so I smacked my knee off it this morning, I was out with my ferrets earlier and managed to crack my head on a tree branch leaving a nice lump and to top it all off, I was walking down the road and some prick gets that close to the curb in their van they shatter their wing mirror off my elbow....bloody things all swelled up now....prick didn't even have the decency to stop, and there's no way they didn't notice, there was a heck of a bang. Anyhow thats my day so far, hope yours is better......"

The righteous indignation of the common man. After you skinned the rabbit fancy come and have cuddles baba xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having fricassee or stew? "

I vote pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I rarely rant, but I'm f***ing having one anyhow....

Bloody landlord's left a bath in the front room till the bathroom is tiled and he can fit it so I smacked my knee off it this morning, I was out with my ferrets earlier and managed to crack my head on a tree branch leaving a nice lump and to top it all off, I was walking down the road and some prick gets that close to the curb in their van they shatter their wing mirror off my elbow....bloody things all swelled up now....prick didn't even have the decency to stop, and there's no way they didn't notice, there was a heck of a bang. Anyhow thats my day so far, hope yours is better......

The righteous indignation of the common man. After you skinned the rabbit fancy come and have cuddles baba xx"

Nah, might make that rabbit up though, think the pie suggestion has won...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you having fricassee or stew?

I vote pie. "

It's looking like pie I must say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having fricassee or stew?

I vote pie.

It's looking like pie I must say "

With a rich gravy and vegetables inside? I haven't made a meat pie for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you having fricassee or stew?

I vote pie.

It's looking like pie I must say

With a rich gravy and vegetables inside? I haven't made a meat pie for ages "

I was thinking more leek taters and a white sauce...

But now you say that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like others have said things tend to happen in 3s so the rest of your day should be great.

Ive had a pretty lush day but feel this is the wrong thread to talk about just how brill it was..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"like others have said things tend to happen in 3s so the rest of your day should be great.

Ive had a pretty lush day but feel this is the wrong thread to talk about just how brill it was.."

I'd like to hear.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm sorry, you've reached the automated answer service for Rants inc'.........in order that we may best help you, please call back on Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"like others have said things tend to happen in 3s so the rest of your day should be great.

Ive had a pretty lush day but feel this is the wrong thread to talk about just how brill it was..

I'd like to hear. "

i had special praise at a head of department meeting, then relatives of a dying patient gave me a hug and said what a great impact i had on their relatives life .. daughter had a well done sticker for 'learning to be quiet' (did have to laugh a she is a right chatter box) and she started football training tonight and scored 3 goals..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scored 2 goals sorry,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You stopped me with she learned to be quiet!? Really?

Really though, that's so cool, its good to know that somebody is having a good day, kinda levels things off in the world ya know?

I'm rather pleased....for both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You stopped me with she learned to be quiet!? Really?

Really though, that's so cool, its good to know that somebody is having a good day, kinda levels things off in the world ya know?

I'm rather pleased....for both of you "

surprised me too when she told me what the sticker was for

cheers im pretty chuffed. Had a naff week up until today, so things are starting to look good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You stopped me with she learned to be quiet!? Really?

Really though, that's so cool, its good to know that somebody is having a good day, kinda levels things off in the world ya know?

I'm rather pleased....for both of you

surprised me too when she told me what the sticker was for

cheers im pretty chuffed. Had a naff week up until today, so things are starting to look good "

Glad to hear it

I've just had a crap day....hopefully just the one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathtubs in front rooms and taking ferrets for a walk, you're so northern. The most northern Christos I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bathtubs in front rooms and taking ferrets for a walk, you're so northern. The most northern Christos I know."

I am quite a northerly christos as far as we go...we're normally closer to the Mediterranean as a rule of thumb.

I was going to move even further up to Cumbria but I can't afford a flat cap stand or to keep a whippet unfortunately.

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