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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wandering down memory lane last night (a quiet night in ... on a Friday) when it occurred to me that all my swinging partners had expressions for me. Here's two of mine .... "Screws like a rattlesnake ..." and "Great fathering material, lousy father material ....". Anyone else have fond accolade recollections?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nothing I feel the need to share, but I can see this being a popular thread with certain posters.

*pulls up a chair*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can talk the ears off a budgie" - ffs, I'm quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a bastad!" as said by Granny on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the feck do you put up with him???

said many times last sunday lol

kat x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, got my scorecard ready.

Let's see how many:

Sucks like a Dyson

Can breath through his ears

Hung like a pit pony

Tight as a vestal virgins make an appearance!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fruit loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit of the Loom ! lol ?

or the other one its a classic:

"only 1way to find out"

lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think.

Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There again, my fatherless status has been raised on a few occasions also.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've been called God a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Veering slightly from the topic ... i really love the "in extremis" cry of "Don't stop, PLEASE DON'T STOP" !! Where do they get the idea that I'm going to stop ... ever !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not."
Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well see that last time????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !! "

havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!

havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......"

If at first you dont suceed, try try again.

The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!

havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......

If at first you dont suceed, try try again.

The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here."

are you shaking your tic tacs at me mr fun guy ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!

havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......

If at first you dont suceed, try try again.

The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here.

are you shaking your tic tacs at me mr fun guy ????"
or taking the proverbial ?? i cant help it if ive got a trigger happy lappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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so trigger happy it sends the same message 3 times !!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"[Removed by poster at 04/09/10 15:51:36]

so trigger happy it sends the same message 3 times !!!"

same here too, happens a lot lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allegedly I am like a stuffed mattress!

An decent and honorable one I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my guy always gets "magic fingers and tongue" - i have to agree

I always tend to get, shes got huge boobs, yeah well you try and carry them around with you 24/7, its hard work you know

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I always tend to get, shes got huge boobs, yeah well you try and carry them around with you 24/7, its hard work you know "

Would you like help? I can do most weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You're a bastad!" as said by Granny on Sunday. "

I only meant it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, got my scorecard ready.

Let's see how many:

Sucks like a Dyson

Can breath through his ears

Hung like a pit pony

Tight as a vestal virgins make an appearance! "

Plus,

Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Don't let this one pass you by (buy, bye) grab him with both hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always tend to get, shes got huge boobs, yeah well you try and carry them around with you 24/7, its hard work you know

Would you like help? I can do most weekends."

just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!"

Ta. This offsets something I was told yesterday, so no worries about ego-inflation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i forgot ... "balls, like a stallions !!!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You remind me of porcelain."

"Like a doll?"

"No, I was thinking more of a urinal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!

Ta. This offsets something I was told yesterday, so no worries about ego-inflation."

oh was somebody rude ?? cant understand it...arent we all here for a bit of a laugh ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!

Ta. This offsets something I was told yesterday, so no worries about ego-inflation."

I don't see how anyone could be negative about you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory song? from the play---CATS! ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been referred to as Queen Bitch but took it as a compliment as it was said in a ... well... heavy breathing kind of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been referred to as Queen Bitch but took it as a compliment as it was said in a ... well... heavy breathing kind of way "

Oh rite ----Sounds marvellous! lol

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