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silly fun, Limericks or Rhymes to make us smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Silly fun Limericks or Rhymes can you tell us your best ones to make us smile on this cold day OOO PLEASE .. GO ON kisses too ok licks and nibbles . xxxxxxx

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"She was only a fishmongers daughter....

But she lay on the slab and said fillet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread. Looking forward to the replies. I'll try and think of something to add xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a young man from Savannah

Who died in a curious manner:

He whittled a hole

In a telephone pole

And electrified his banana ..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mary had a little Lamb

She tied it to a pylon

5,000 volts shot up its ass

and turned its wool to nylon

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a busty tranny,

who didn't think it canny,

to be on emergency tax,

she'd rather earn to the max,

so she went to play with her fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Lean

Invented a wanking machine

On the 24th stroke

the fucking thing broke

and whipped his poor balls to cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a young man from Lean

Invented a wanking machine

On the 24th stroke

the fucking thing broke

and whipped his poor balls to cream

"
lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She led on her back

Opened her crack

And squirted all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was an artist named Saint,

Who swallowed some samples of paint.

All shades of the spectrum

Flowed out of his rectum

With a colourful lack of restraint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mar had a hairy fanny her hole was like a bucket. No matter how hard her husband tried, she could never feel him fuck it.

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Not a rhym or limerick but read this the other day......

"odd when we get it on we help each other get undressed, yet after we have do it ourselfes?

The iorony is ' nobody helps you when you,ve been fucked'....

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By *bbitMan
over a year ago

Watford

There was an old man from Brazil

Who swallowed a dynamite pill

His heart retired

His bum backfired

And his willy flew over the hill..

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Mary had a little lamb,,,

Her father shot the shepard...

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By *bbitMan
over a year ago

Watford

In days of old

When men were bold

And women wernt invented

Men used to drill holes

In telegraph poles

To keep themselves contented

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a lass from Norfolk,

Whom a lot of lads wanted to fuck,

Some were in luck,

some just got a suck,

How's this, me duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seasons in the sun by Terry Jacks came on the other day in collage and I started singing 'We have joy we have fun flicking boogies at the sun' - everyone stopped and just looked at me

Guess not many know that version

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from bengal

who went to a fancy dress ball

he thought he would risk it

went as a biscuit

and the dog ate him up in the hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald duck did a fuck

on the kitchen floor

Mickey mouse licked it up

and said mm can i have some more !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald duck did a fuck

on the kitchen floor

Mickey mouse licked it up

and said mm can i have some more !

"
lol oooo yukkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a boy called Billy,

who had a five foot willy...

and he showed it to the girl next door,

She thought it was a snake,

so she hit it with a rake...

and now it's only four foot four!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grand old duke of York

He had ten thousand men

And if he had the energy

He'd have them all again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lad from Penge,

Who liked to be milked again and again,

He loved his protein,

And fucking on the green,

He's coming to Lickety's Amen!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A Welsh girl called Cariadus

met a guy by the name of Gus,

He was 14 inches long,

so she said be gone,

as she didn't want her bits turned to mush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dream of meeting this guy one day,

Fucking and licking, having a good old play.

His abs are like steel,

I can't wait to have a feel.

The guy I want is Ejay

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

On the breast of a barmaid named Gail

Were tattooed the prices of ale

And on her behind

For the sake of the blind

Was the same but written in Braille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dream of meeting this guy one day,

Fucking and licking, having a good old play.

His abs are like steel,

I can't wait to have a feel.

The guy I want is Ejay

"

Simply amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dream of meeting this guy one day,

Fucking and licking, having a good old play.

His abs are like steel,

I can't wait to have a feel.

The guy I want is Ejay

Simply amazing "

No end to my talents puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Nantucket

Who's cock was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin wiping spunk from his chin

If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Belgrave

Who found a dead whore in a cave

He couldn't believe his luck

Had a cold fuck

Just think of the money he saved.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving them all ........... xxx

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