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Silly Sausage of the Week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've created this special award that I'll update weekly. It's for the person who makes an absolute faux pas of themselves or just plain silly post.

So, without further ado:

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The award for Silly Sausage of the Week for this week goes to......

Notts2for2 ... for breaking his own thread!!! ....

If ya put reserved characters in your post it fooks up the database coding as it sees it as a query and not plain text. Now ya gotta start it all over again.. tsk.. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Did I????

Ohhh Dear lol....

It was done anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh Did I????

Ohhh Dear lol....

It was done anyway xx"
what are you...lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either really smart....

Or.. a silly Sausage lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either really smart....

Or.. a silly Sausage lol!!"
cumberland or lincolnshire ?its your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either really smart....

Or.. a silly Sausage lol!!cumberland or lincolnshire ?its your choice"
cud be spicey........purrrrrrrr xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either really smart....

Or.. a silly Sausage lol!!cumberland or lincolnshire ?its your choicecud be spicey........purrrrrrrr xx"
spicey sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

silly spicy then lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"silly spicy then lol..."
no quorn ...lololo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think next weeks silly sausage award will go to the OP for informing other forum users how to break a thread...

PMSL

If I had known this yesterday I could have got myself out of a big hole!

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Silly Spice

Notty Spice

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You can see where this is going can't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u get naughty sausages??? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think next weeks silly sausage award will go to the OP for informing other forum users how to break a thread...

PMSL

If I had known this yesterday I could have got myself out of a big hole!

xx"

Noooooooo no no no lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x"

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think next weeks silly sausage award will go to the OP for informing other forum users how to break a thread...

PMSL

If I had known this yesterday I could have got myself out of a big hole!

xx"
dude rob ere lets not go there ..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think next weeks silly sausage award will go to the OP for informing other forum users how to break a thread...

PMSL

If I had known this yesterday I could have got myself out of a big hole!

xx

Noooooooo no no no lol.. "

yeeeessss yes yes yes lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here hehehe"
im on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here heheheim on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxx"
hot sausage oooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here heheheim on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxxhot sausage oooooooooo "

Does it have to be someone from this site, or can we nominate all the politicians who have been caught with their snouts in the trough ?

Then again probably not - 'Silly Sausage' isn't an apt description

Maybe I should start a new thread -"Greedy, Thieving, 2 faced, Low Life Scum Awards"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here heheheim on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxxhot sausage oooooooooo

Does it have to be someone from this site, or can we nominate all the politicians who have been caught with their snouts in the trough ?

Then again probably not - 'Silly Sausage' isn't an apt description

Maybe I should start a new thread -"Greedy, Thieving, 2 faced, Low Life Scum Awards""
sounds like a good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i still have naughty sausages then? xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"can i still have naughty sausages then? xxx"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, naughty sausages???

Who has one of those???

And is it going spare???? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i still have naughty sausages then? xxx

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, naughty sausages???

Who has one of those???

And is it going spare???? xx"
i was promised one earler xxxxxxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"can i still have naughty sausages then? xxx

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, naughty sausages???

Who has one of those???

And is it going spare???? xxi was promised one earler xxxxxxxxx"

See, all these promises -= all amount to nothing in the end....

....they FIZZLE out and DIE!!!!!

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here heheheim on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxxhot sausage oooooooooo

Does it have to be someone from this site, or can we nominate all the politicians who have been caught with their snouts in the trough ?

Then again probably not - 'Silly Sausage' isn't an apt description

Maybe I should start a new thread -"Greedy, Thieving, 2 faced, Low Life Scum Awards""

My ex-wife don't use this site so there's no point hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can u get naughty sausages??? x

You can in my feckin house! Git ya sexy ass over here heheheim on my way!!!! get those sausages a sizzling!!! meow!! xxxxxxxxxxhot sausage oooooooooo

Does it have to be someone from this site, or can we nominate all the politicians who have been caught with their snouts in the trough ?

Then again probably not - 'Silly Sausage' isn't an apt description

Maybe I should start a new thread -"Greedy, Thieving, 2 faced, Low Life Scum Awards"

My ex-wife don't use this site so there's no point hehehe"
pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumbo Sausages....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Jumbo Sausages...."

Cor look at that new pic!!!

Looks like you need a JUMBO sausage squeezing in the my girl :D

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COCK tail sausages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUM berland sausage............mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CUM berland sausage............mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
do u wont my salami..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CUM berland sausage............mmmmmmmmmmmmmdo u wont my salami.."
is it spicey???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CUM berland sausage............mmmmmmmmmmmmmdo u wont my salami..is it spicey???"
yes with hot sauce!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CUM berland sausage............mmmmmmmmmmmmmdo u wont my salami..is it spicey???yes with hot sauce!!!"
bring it on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oi Saveloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Oi Saveloy"
ooooh im hungry now!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes, it's that time again.

Monday morning and the forumites have been busy at it all week. Some have made some very eloquent and well thought out posts, some have been just plain daft (mainly on the Pussy Posse thread hehehe) but there is one post that sticks out like the proverbial sore thumb and that was a post made by Arclight on the BBW thread whereby he almost brought his playtimes on Fabs to an abrupt end by posting:

"First time I'd been with some bigger than a size 12, and the last *fingers crossed*"

Now I feel I should point out that he meant to say:

"First time I'd been with some bigger than a size 12, and HOPEFULLY NOT the last *fingers crossed*"

But he did follow it up with:

"Arse! note to self, don't post when tired or after a couple of southern comforts. i did indeed mean 'hopefully not the last' i'll just err take my profile down now. not much point after that gaff. amazed i haven't been hung drawn and quartered by now for that "

Which just goes to show that you should check what you are submitting before you hit that submit button or YOU TOO could end up as:

SILLY SAUSAGE OF THE WEEK!!

Congratulations Arclight hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

But I like those duff posts where you know it should have said something else....we need them wishy or else we can't give people the award lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm touched, i truly am. but i can't take all the credit. i wouldn't be stood here if it wasn't for the hard work put in by southern comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we know ya touched. lmao

and lessened your chances of a great meet by about 60%

You got a lot to make up for, so on ya knees young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By 60%? Hell, chances weren't that high anyway. I must be into lottery figures by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

well keep ya pecker up, miracles do happen ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I like those duff posts where you know it should have said something else....we need them wishy or else we can't give people the award lol "

What do you think the *true* purpose of this thread is eh? eh? eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"But I like those duff posts where you know it should have said something else....we need them wishy or else we can't give people the award lol

What do you think the *true* purpose of this thread is eh? eh? eh?

"

Shhhhh keep it quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This week's Silly Sausage of the Week is awarded not because it's a daft post, or a stupid one either - in fact the whole thread has been comical to a point - but it is also the most Yuk thread I've ever contributed to lol...

pussygaloreuk's 'Cum...Burp' thread really is minging and it's for that factor that she gets the 'Silly Sausage of the Week' award.

Well done pussyG.

Wishy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haven't done this for a week or so, so I apologise for letting it go but something happened tonight that I feel warrants its resurrection.

What? What? What? I hear you ask!

Well, _resh freddie started a thread called 'The Hills Have Eyes' and never in the field of human whatever... has so much been owed by one man to another... namely _resh freddie to Caligula for comparing him to the loony bald geezer in 'The Hills Have Eyes' - poor old Cliggy got quite upset about it (I think he looks more like Pierluigi Collina, who is well cool by the way.) Fink you owe him an apology at best, a BJ at worst matey

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So, without further ado - this week's Silly Sausage of the Week Award goes to the unimmitable .....

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FRRESH.... FRREDDIEEE!!

{ya twat} pmsl

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Freddy.

Just glad I've managed to keep my foot out of my mouth for the last three weeks. Admittedly I was out the country for two of them

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Well done Freddy.

Just glad I've managed to keep my foot out of my mouth for the last three weeks. Admittedly I was out the country for two of them "

Im gutted i got a prize but missed this hairy thing on Holy crap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg ...we soooo agree big round of applause for being twat...oops sorry ....sausage of the week xxxxx but we luvs ya really l;ol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

applauds in admiration at your award

you're such a sweetie i know you wont have meant any harm at all ...so thanks for the giggles. THat wasnt digging a hole but the whole channel tunnel

kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg ...we soooo agree big round of applause for being twat...oops sorry ....sausage of the week xxxxx but we luvs ya really l;ol"
just dont expect to raise your head without getting shot down !!!! enough wankers on here without you joining them!! (sorry!) xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"omg ...we soooo agree big round of applause for being twat...oops sorry ....sausage of the week xxxxx but we luvs ya really l;oljust dont expect to raise your head without getting shot down !!!! enough wankers on here without you joining them!! (sorry!) xxxx"

I'm always watching... always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's that time again.

The, by now, Prestigious Award for Silly Sausage of the Week.

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It's been such a tough call this time out, there have been so many worthy recipients of the award that it's been physically impossible to single out one post for glory.

Sooooo,

This week's Silly Sausage of the Week goes to......

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Wait for it....

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Fookin' Everyone!

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We're all silly twats for bickering and sniping with people that we may very well want to shag senseless when we get to a social and realise, "Oh, you're not such a bad egg after all, wanna fuck me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwww

i always wanted to be a silly sausage.

thank you, thank you

for this award, i will treasure it and keep it on me mantlepiece

i really am chuffed

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I'm not sharing...I'M NOT!!!!!!! x

But True P says she will....lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll happily be silly sausage of the week...

But I still didn't say I hate Gays so Ner.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're all silly twats for bickering and sniping with people that we may very well want to shag senseless when we get to a social and realise, "Oh, you're not such a bad egg after all, wanna fuck me?" "

Nahhhh Seen his pics first.....

No chance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all ready on me mantleshelf

one great big sausage sitting there

looks rather strange though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll happily be silly sausage of the week...

But I still didn't say I hate Gays so Ner....... "

Does that mean I'm in with a shout then? Huh? Huh? *nudge *nudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll happily be silly sausage of the week...

But I still didn't say I hate Gays so Ner.......

Does that mean I'm in with a shout then? Huh? Huh? *nudge *nudge "

Can I smoke some of half wits carpet first then lol..... can I can I lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its all ready on me mantleshelf

one great big sausage sitting there

looks rather strange though "

Well you know the saying. "A sausage in the bush is worth two on the shelf" or something like that

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