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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you taking applications and doing interviews? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wants that from the real world

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Wifey material, no doubt about it!

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, which station do i get off at? You know it Maoam! My massages are fab actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make that 3 men of the op's description. I want 2 of them cos I'm greedy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?"

because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet

dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just described me perfectly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that , I hardly know anyone who likes having their cock sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

Madam! ... May I present to you... myself! ( bows head, kisses hand in the style of Pepe Le Pew)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?"

With a face and body like hers, this sexy lady can say what ever she wants!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger sound just like what my wife has got lol nearly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?

because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet

dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. "

Yes, but sass, by starting this thread, you think that's gonna keep your mail down? Doesn't bother me, it's just a bit counter-productive maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

I would echo that wish but substitute the words "woman" for "man" and "pussy licked" for "cock sucked".

I suspect we are both going to be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "
and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you."
lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great massager -check

wine pourer - check

shit hot in bed - check

love my cock sucked - check

healthy food - will a bannana do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds "
lol ther is not, can stretch it to an even number, 100 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."

I'm in! So, your bush or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.

I'm in! So, your bush or mine? "
lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the word hot and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.

I'm in! So, your bush or mine? lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother."

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shag and Acerbic piss off into pm you buggers haha

i want my own gorgeous man.. you guys have each other lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No its ok I am fine here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No its ok I am fine here lol "

dont make me sit on you and squish you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No its ok I am fine here lol

dont make me sit on you and squish you lol "
I don't mind some face sitting mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are both gorgeous. "
Yes we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would also like one of these men....

BUT.... Does a man like this really exist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I would also like one of these men....

BUT.... Does a man like this really exist? "

yet to find him yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...... im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. "

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I would also like one of these men....

BUT.... Does a man like this really exist?

yet to find him yet "

Keep searching and when you eventually do find one make sure he has an identical twin who does everything the same

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

if there is a female version of this... shout me...

signed

"recovering" of tyneside....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep "

I love that,but I'm extremely ticklish,so I can't have anyone touch my spine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep "

i'll add that to my list too.. thats pretty lush just tracing words/shapes on a persons back.. proper relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep

I love that,but I'm extremely ticklish,so I can't have anyone touch my spine "

Fuck off I said me not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself"

High 5..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.

"

Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep "

Noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself"

Delighted for you honey!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Well I would also like one of these men....

BUT.... Does a man like this really exist? "

Of course he does, we can have a few of them each. Fellas - you know what to, apply accordingly to us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.

Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol "

Oh bollocks.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.

Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol

Oh bollocks.

"

And I'm in the north so double testicles.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that "

easy pleased you see lol

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

so what happened to

can do diy

able to fix a car

able to do house cleaning

making a loverly garden from a mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so what happened to

can do diy

able to fix a car

able to do house cleaning

making a loverly garden from a mess "

yup i'll add those to the list also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what does the guy get in return?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what does the guy get in return?"

a life of misery hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."

SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are both gorgeous. "

I might be a bit late to the party but yes. Yes.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

So what does the guy get in return?

a life of misery hahaha

"

its not enough i want more i want my back massaged as well

and a lady to cook nice food, shes also welcome to come and sit on me and bounce away as much as she likes to do as i like a lady on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh and this man would preferably be ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

"

You rang M'lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.

oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked

Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off "

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your leftovers please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted ad:

A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93

Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.

SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?! "
Yes good, the haribo is a deal maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment."

you and shag have each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.

you and shag have each other "

We're having a Big Brother date night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.

you and shag have each other

We're having a Big Brother date night. "

i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.

you and shag have each other

We're having a Big Brother date night.

i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "

whers mine i like those and you sneaked the last ones i had left for later but those eyes got to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.

you and shag have each other

We're having a Big Brother date night.

i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "
Yes we will watch big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself

Delighted for you honey!! "

Thank you darling!! Early days & all that just taking it slow

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