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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?" because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"Madam! ... May I present to you... myself! ( bows head, kisses hand in the style of Pepe Le Pew) | |||
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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?" With a face and body like hers, this sexy lady can say what ever she wants!! | |||
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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"? because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. " Yes, but sass, by starting this thread, you think that's gonna keep your mail down? Doesn't bother me, it's just a bit counter-productive maybe? | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"I would echo that wish but substitute the words "woman" for "man" and "pussy licked" for "cock sucked". I suspect we are both going to be disappointed. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "Oh Shag, you old romantic, you. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 " | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you."lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds "lol ther is not, can stretch it to an even number, 100 years old. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."I'm in! So, your bush or mine? | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 " | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
I'm in! So, your bush or mine? "lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
I'm in! So, your bush or mine? lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother."Deal. | |||
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"No its ok I am fine here lol "dont make me sit on you and squish you lol | |||
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"No its ok I am fine here lol
dont make me sit on you and squish you lol "I don't mind some face sitting mmmmm | |||
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"Well I would also like one of these men.... BUT.... Does a man like this really exist? "yet to find him yet | |||
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"...... im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. " Good for you. | |||
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"Well I would also like one of these men.... BUT.... Does a man like this really exist?
yet to find him yet "Keep searching and when you eventually do find one make sure he has an identical twin who does everything the same | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"if there is a female version of this... shout me... signed "recovering" of tyneside.... | |||
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep " I love that,but I'm extremely ticklish,so I can't have anyone touch my spine | |||
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep " i'll add that to my list too.. thats pretty lush just tracing words/shapes on a persons back.. proper relaxing | |||
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep I love that,but I'm extremely ticklish,so I can't have anyone touch my spine " Fuck off I said me not you | |||
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself" High 5.. | |||
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"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know. "Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol | |||
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep " Noted! | |||
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself" Delighted for you honey!! | |||
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"Well I would also like one of these men.... BUT.... Does a man like this really exist? "Of course he does, we can have a few of them each. Fellas - you know what to, apply accordingly to us all. | |||
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"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.
Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol "Oh bollocks.  | |||
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"I may be short alright but i said i'm here you know.
Pops.. your also in London town... i in the country lol
Oh bollocks.
"And I'm in the north so double testicles. | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that "easy pleased you see lol | |||
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"so what happened to can do diy able to fix a car able to do house cleaning making a loverly garden from a mess " yup i'll add those to the list also | |||
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"So what does the guy get in return?" a life of misery hahaha | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?! | |||
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"We are both gorgeous. " I might be a bit late to the party but yes. Yes. | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
So what does the guy get in return?
a life of misery hahaha
"its not enough i want more i want my back massaged as well
and a lady to cook nice food, shes also welcome to come and sit on me and bounce away as much as she likes to do as i like a lady on top | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off  | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
"You rang M'lady? | |||
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request. oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off "Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. | |||
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"Wanted ad: A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?! "Yes good, the haribo is a deal maker  | |||
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" Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment." you and shag have each other  | |||
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" Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. you and shag have each other "We're having a Big Brother date night. | |||
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" Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. you and shag have each other
We're having a Big Brother date night. "i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels | |||
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" Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. you and shag have each other
We're having a Big Brother date night.
i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "whers mine i like those and you sneaked the last ones i had left for later but those eyes got to me | |||
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" Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. you and shag have each other
We're having a Big Brother date night.
i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "Yes we will watch big brother | |||
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself Delighted for you honey!! "Thank you darling!! Early days & all that just taking it slow | |||
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