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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought i'd do a bit of rearranging of my drawers. Bloody 'ell, i got more condoms than i do have sex. This stash will keep me occupied for a few years. And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

They have sell by dates

Make sure you check them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought i'd do a bit of rearranging of my drawers. Bloody 'ell, i got more condoms than i do have sex. This stash will keep me occupied for a few years. And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

"

Ditto!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

"

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of posh wanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or have a water bomb battle with friends !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of posh wanks! "

Save more money by saving washing powder for socks and bedding

Now o know how you can afford to buy a posh car!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?..."

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of posh wanks!

Save more money by saving washing powder for socks and bedding

Now o know how you can afford to buy a posh car! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

"

Passante....normally.

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

"

Skyns are the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

Passante....normally. "

Thanks for spoiling it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

"

I actually lol'd out loud then

Pop's get mailing some chicks mate!...you know how to do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

Passante....normally.

Thanks for spoiling it for me.

"

Is life that quiet matey? Bloody hell......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

I actually lol'd out loud then

Pop's get mailing some chicks mate!...you know how to do it!! "

If i send a message to someone titled 'Skyns'. Do you think i'd pull? I think so.

That's a knicker dropper of a line that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why were you at the clinic?

Caught a dose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?...

Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.

Passante....normally.

Thanks for spoiling it for me.

Is life that quiet matey? Bloody hell...... "

That's what happens when you have seven days off before your next shift and no one else is free.

There's only so many times i'm getting on my knees and scrubbing away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why were you at the clinic?

Caught a dose? "

With the amount of rubbers he has! I doubt it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why were you at the clinic?

Caught a dose? "

Mans had a fondle and tumble. Not really. I haven't gone in for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

water bombs in the summer time pops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"water bombs in the summer time pops "

Erm, so what do i do in the meantime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"water bombs in the summer time pops

Erm, so what do i do in the meantime?

"
bobbly hat

Her

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?..."

I'm too shy to go and get free ones so I tend to buy a fair few a couple of times a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tear them, the ring part makes a handy hairband.

Slip a mobile phone into the condom. Hey presto, a weatherproof carrier for when it rains. Can also be used for bananas during tropical storms.

Place a condom on each finger. Commit a crime. No fingerprints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that when i rearrange my drawers i have more socks than i know what to do with

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!

Cheapskate bastard.

Am I the only one that buys them or what?..."

I buy them. I'm doing my bit to keep the NHS budget in check.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I find that when i rearrange my drawers i have more socks than i know what to do with "

I thought men had a special use for socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that when i rearrange my drawers i have more socks than i know what to do with

I thought men had a special use for socks?

"

Is that why I can't seem to pair them up??

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