FabSwingers.com forum: Every once in a while,someone comes along and ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every once in a while someone comes along and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

is Original and makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do my head in and makes it hurt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocks you for six

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get me all wet and horny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns your world upside down

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Knocks your socks off and makes you go wow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changes you permanently.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list.

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rips your heart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. fucks me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to piss you off like no other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. fucks me lol

May 9th

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

makes ya want something you just can't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And nicks yer parking space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. fucks me lol

May 9th

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Yes, few months left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list.

not too often i hope Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me bite my lips

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"makes ya want something you just can't have

Damn those Bentley adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plays games with ur head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mends your sink.....finally

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Makes you feel sexy as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me bite my lips

Makes you think "Am I Normal"

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"makes ya want something you just can't have

Damn those Bentley adverts

Mmmmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kisses you in a way that turns you inside out....

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Makes you feel like a schoolgirl with her first crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says "that ones on me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats you at Connect 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticks their finger up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talks to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleans my windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highlights how naughty you really are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes my fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and makes realise I'm totally normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...looks at your profile 5 times in an hour and doesn't message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..and makes realise I'm totally normal."

whats normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list.

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Best answer ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......makes me feel all tingly and stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...looks at your profile 5 times in an hour and doesn't message."

Damn. ...i thought i was in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...looks at your profile 5 times in an hour and doesn't message.

Damn. ...i thought i was in stealth mode

aha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blows my mind (among other things) and wears me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fails to respond to one of my 'fancy a shag?' messages - people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

challenges your perception on life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

make me go gaga .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds me how good sex can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me A little more sane lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. Makes me realise im not as insane as I thought!

Mrs x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

... wears a fez at a jaunty angle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

makes you feel like dancing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......makes you feel like coming out of your shell and making the first move!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

... abducts you, keeps you in a hole in his cellar then harvests your skin to make lamp shades.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

....ticks all your boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... wears a fez at a jaunty angle."

I avoid that type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You feel like hiding . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you think why cant he be local and not miles away .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think why cant he be local and not miles away ."

Jo, I've told you, I'm more than happy to travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shows you how to use ice cubes during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you think why cant he be local and not miles away .

Jo, I've told you, I'm more than happy to travel

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god your miles away , lol

most of you are miles away from me here in the out back .

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

is given your last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tells me I was his wet dream when he was a lad true story.. and reunited on Fab...

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

When you meet you realise your heart is thumping, you are weak at the knees and when he kisses you, you just melt. Once in 50 meets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think why cant he be local and not miles away .

Jo, I've told you, I'm more than happy to travel

god your miles away , lol

most of you are miles away from me here in the out back .

Well, you know, I am trying to decide where in the UK to go on holiday this year...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Kisses you and melts all your defences

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Fuck this for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck this for a laugh"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Changes everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and farts on your dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..........makes you want to book flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think why cant he be local and not miles away ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you jealous

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Gets your heart racing and and your bits flapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shows ya how it should be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Keeps you off your work because you're sitting clock watching...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Looks better in one of your dresses than you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks better in one of your dresses than you do

pmsl,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. Makes me realise im not as insane as I thought!

Mrs x"

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

makes me late for work and feel like ive run a marathon the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to delete my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every once in a while someone comes along and

2 years on ..... you still look forward to playing with him a couple of times a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you make mix cds and memory sticks full of music

Then you go and blow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....claims to be your son :-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks better in one of your dresses than you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Tapes Taff,,, Cassette tapes..... (bloody kids and their fangled technology rubbish confusing things....push the button..... must remember to tape the Top40.....ithis......Galaxythat.....be inventing bloody internet shit next......"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Every once in a while someone comes along and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... Makes me bend my rules and challenges me, in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you dribble a bit of sex wee into your knickers when you think about them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....agrees to meet!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Creates a thread about the fucking snow.

Well ok, not 'once in a while' shall we say 'once every half hour'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... wants NSA then falls in love with me!!!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Happy days of recording the top 40 and trying to miss the chat and crap songs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaves tou wobbly legged and wanting more...and comes as a complete surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually reads your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silently drops their guts then leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually reads your profile "

Now you're just being silly.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

".....claims to be your son :-0"

I hope you cut their hand off before they could present a backdated Christmas list to you.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

".....claims to be your son :-0

I hope you cut their hand off before they could present a backdated Christmas list to you.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

...makes you suddenly feel that all is right in your world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I think here goes another waste of six months of my life!

Oooh!

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Makes u want to call them and arrange another meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pisses you right off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you want to play with yourself at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lights the fire that you've spent ages keeping under control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocks you for six

I good aren't i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...posts a thread that if you were to comment on it, you would end up getting a forum ban.

Deep breath.

Hold.

And breathe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beats you at Connect 4."

Definitely. Pontins champion 1983!!! Shall I bring it to West Brom????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....makes you break your own rules x

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....fucks your head up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocks you for six

I good aren't i?"

So so..

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Turns your world upside down

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

...makes you sure you could leave everything else behind

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

..... leaves a massive fucking floater in your toilet.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Makes you doubt yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaches you to move forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you laugh so much your ribs ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has eyes like no other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says thank you when I hold the door open

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"Makes you make mix cds and memory sticks full of music

Then you go and blow it

Been there done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...posts a thread that if you were to comment on it, you would end up getting a forum ban.

Deep breath.

Hold.

And breathe..."

Really? That happens about ten times a day...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Knocks you with their sexy aura.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... leaves a massive fucking floater in your toilet."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changes what you want, what you think and how you feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hits you with a fucking van! True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...renews your faith in the fundamental goodness of human beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...renews your faith in the fundamental goodness of human beings."

But not van drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes you feel loved

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Doesn't judge, just helps you hide the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every once in a while someone comes along and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....finishes off my sentences for me?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And shits on your doorstep because you took the piss out of them a little "too much"

(Actually happened)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......ruins your day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..makes me smile. Which is sometimes a challenge, if I'm honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...asks you to vote Labour! x x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambrosia!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off"

Dang.....one for the wank bank.....ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teaches you to move forward"

and moves backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..makes me smile. Which is sometimes a challenge, if I'm honest!"

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you think is it too good to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

question your very existence x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Has you out till 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me realise there's not a whole pile to be worried about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You trust but they throw it back in your face an no matter what you do they are never happy so by the time they have spat you out you never want to open up to anyone again an your trust in all people is shattered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just makes you smile

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Makes you want a proper relationship with them...something you haven't thought about in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you feel alive!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

knocks your door and asks "have you considered God in your life?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proves me wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's you do everything to them that they said they didn't like to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pours vinegar on their fanny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you realise not to be so trusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drops off a package from amazon

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Leaves you wanting more.....

A lot more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't have a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the things you only dream about!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Buys the Fish, chips and gravy.

But also remembers that you love Salt and loads of vinegar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says that they are leaving fab and I realise how much I'll miss them. You know who you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinches your bum

Her

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tickles your fancy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changes your perception of "a quick fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buys the Fish, chips and gravy.

But also remembers that you love Salt and loads of vinegar."

Mmmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you feel special and that there could be something lasting there. Then they go to work away and as there is no signal, you lose touch and wonder if it was all talk

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wanted "
what does feel like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes you realise not to be so trusting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted what does feel like? "

Nice but scary

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Changes your life for the better

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lights your fire then pisses on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........messes you about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar

It's on the cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar

It's on the cards "

Makes my pussy throb in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closes a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops

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