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The most useless ever inventions ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Radiator Covers

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Guns

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

the thing that makes cucumbers look like slinky's - why do you need to make a cucumber look like a slinky????

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the thing that makes cucumbers look like slinky's - why do you need to make a cucumber look like a slinky????"

Some people are like slinkys, totally useless but great fun when you push them down the stairs.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Man"

ffs mushroom man is not an invention.its a bacteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sliced bread...it started the whole trend for chopped onions, cauliflower/brocolli florets, trimmed french beans, grated carrot...allowing the supermarket to triple the charge for the convenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dictionaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

footless socks

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sky Sports News HD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The X factor in hi def. Its bad enough in lower contrast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows. "

Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"footless socks "

Fingerless gloves... same thing.. mittens.. which mean ya kid will freeze in Winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.

Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe "

Which Femme? Does she steal them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.

Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe

Which Femme? Does she steal them?"

FemmeFatale.. she can't stand ... ask her. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.

Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe

Which Femme? Does she steal them?

FemmeFatale.. she can't stand ... ask her. hehehe"

There are lots who get real anal over toilet seats. It doesn't form an air tight seal so its pointless closing it.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


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Man

ffs mushroom man is not an invention.its a bacteria. "

Whats the difference between males and females?

We all start as female but some of us get better!

....incomming!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saccharin!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 04/09/10 02:44:27]

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

alcohol free lager.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"[Removed by poster at 04/09/10 02:44:27]"

can't have been that bad an invention then . lol

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"alcohol free lager. "

agreed

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"[Removed by poster at 04/09/10 02:44:27]

can't have been that bad an invention then . lol"

i may have spoke to soon.i was going to say the delete button.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"

i may have spoke to soon.i was going to say the delete button. "

since that (the delete option) was introduced into the forums early this year its been a god send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1p coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new latest mens razor that gives the closest ever shave. in 5 months time a new one will be out that shaves closer than the closet shaving razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need I talk about ariel lol

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Cannot remember what it was called, but the shaver for your clothes to remove bobbles.

Probably anything from JML

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

SInclair c5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol free wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats wrong with them !!!! personally I think they can look good and hide rads that look crap.

just my opinion you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

facebook..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alcohol free lager.

agreed "

used to work for a team that was sponsered by cobra beer, i asked if we could have some they said no prob, sent an entire truck load round to the workshop, when i heard i was so exited rushed over to see and got there it was all from the new range they were premoting cobra zero.

never been so gutted in my life

as far as i know its all still there in the w/shop 5 years later lol

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By *pecial bbCouple
over a year ago

london

def dictionaries -- you have to know how to spell to some extent to use it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats wrong with them !!!! personally I think they can look good and hide rads that look crap.

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I agree: the radiators in my hall and dining room look obtrusive where they are. Radiator cover, mantel above, extra space for candles, photos etc.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The Scottish national football strip (World Cup edition)…. Like anyone was ever gonna need that!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"alcohol free lager.

agreed

used to work for a team that was sponsered by cobra beer, i asked if we could have some they said no prob, sent an entire truck load round to the workshop, when i heard i was so exited rushed over to see and got there it was all from the new range they were premoting cobra zero.

never been so gutted in my life

as far as i know its all still there in the w/shop 5 years later lol "

hahaha i went to Ikea once and saw some Koppaberg pear cider on sale for 50p a can - bought a few then got them home to find they were non-alcoholic

simple solution - whack a couple of shots of vodka in them, seeemples

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Happy hour in Slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

instruction books on flat pack furniture, the examples they show look fook all the the assembled mess you have in front of you

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Newcastle United's Third kit....

For when Black & white stripes AND all yellow BOTH clash...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women.......well some of them.

If they never had fannies they'd be useless.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The Scottish national football strip (World Cup edition)…. Like anyone was ever gonna need that!"

The Scottish national football team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinclair C5......

Paddy xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Cannot remember what it was called, but the shaver for your clothes to remove bobbles.

Probably anything from JML "

hey... don't be dissing JML now..... you are so off my xmas card list!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching posts for cats, cause mine still rip the damn wall paper

flea collars for cats, they just dont work lol

infact fook it cats, who invented cats? lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Newcastle United's Third kit....

For when Black & white stripes AND all yellow BOTH clash... "

but what about their white and black stripes? do they clash?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Flat shoes pour femme, flip flops, puffball skirts, blue mascara, American tan tights,cling film

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

nipples for men

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Umbrellas with twinkly lights in, but the dooooooooo look pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Umbrellas with twinkly lights in, but the dooooooooo look pretty "

I got one of them

But it does make people smile lots when they see me with it so it does have a use!

(don't tell me that it's sympathy smiles I'm getting... don't burst my delusional bubble lol )

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hadrians Wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1. Radiator Covers "
well i have them and paint them same as the room Thay fit in so well ,,,,, can stand things on top too look very smart ,, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the thing that makes cucumbers look like slinky's - why do you need to make a cucumber look like a slinky????

Some people are like slinkys, totally useless but great fun when you push them down the stairs. "
\ /

* hides in coffin *

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Hadrians Wall"

It did what it needed to do when it was built though!

Is it still needed now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the inflatable dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and Adrian Chiles

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill


"Hadrians Wall

It did what it needed to do when it was built though!

Is it still needed now then? "

Don't get wrong am patriotic as the next guy but

Could say same about the queen!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Hadrians Wall

It did what it needed to do when it was built though!

Is it still needed now then?

Don't get wrong am patriotic as the next guy but

Could say same about the queen! "

I do believe I need to be d*unk to read the forums these days for them to make any sense!

In the meantime, I will just nod and agree politely!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Hadrians Wall

It did what it needed to do when it was built though!

Is it still needed now then?

Don't get wrong am patriotic as the next guy but

Could say same about the queen!

I do believe I need to be d*unk to read the forums these days for them to make any sense!

In the meantime, I will just nod and agree politely! "

away and get a drink then.all will become clear.

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

A map in a woman’s hands.

Feeling on a man.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The appendix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The appendix

"

I dunno ..... I love all that extra information

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The word "superfluous"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word "superfluous""

Willy warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jordon's knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"indestructible" dog toys for staffies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grecian2000

It looks ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atom bomb shelters

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Traffic lights on roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jelly inserts for womens shoes. I'm still crippled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grated cheese.

Also listed as possibly the laziest invention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese.

Also listed as possibly the laziest invention."

Put a bag of tortilla chips and salsa sauce in an oven dish and grate cheese over it then add jalepeno and stick in the oven for 10 mins.

A brilliant snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photofit used by the Police.

Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the alleged offender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fingerless gloves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photofit used by the Police.

Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender. "

You might enjoy this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was thinking about a newsreader who looked exactly like the photofit behind him.

Presumably that's the link?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Chocolate willies..they melt too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate willies..they melt too quickly "

and hard ones soften too quickly too

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Photofit used by the Police.

Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender.

You might enjoy this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related

"

I did. ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photofit used by the Police.

Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender.

You might enjoy this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related

I did. ta."

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymzx3_JHnqk&feature=fvw

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

"lady" remote controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat Navs

Goverments

Periods

Windows 95/ME/Vista

Hoodies for dogs

Big Brother

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Trousers for women!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

fruit hammocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any notion that George W Bush & Tony Blair would be leaders who made intelligent decisions leading to the good of all humanity and world peace

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"fruit hammocks."

No no no no gay men should be allowed hammocks same as the rest of us.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"fruit hammocks.

No no no no gay men should be allowed hammocks same as the rest of us. "

LOL my bad, I don't know what the hell I was thinking sorry fruits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarkets

& the power they hold!

Breakfast cereals with chocolate in them!

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