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Does exactly what it says on the tin

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...

'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting'

Some folks must have some strange meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even get me started on this.... I have a hotline to Ronseal's feckin 'Are you sure it didnt do what it said on the tin" dept. grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...

'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting'

Some folks must have some strange meets "

Hmmmmmmmm My tin says. Shake vigorously and point away from face ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joseph arrived in our back garden with his feckin coat of many colours and took one look at our decking, look at me then said, "Bastard!" and fucked off. Bloody Ronseal. Wankers.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The thing is, in order to "do exactly what it says on the tin" on a meet would be different for all of us.

I'd have to turn up in a suit.

Wishy would have to sit there looking wistful while his good lady made lots of loud irritating noises.

Jezebel...see, it doesn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...

'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting'

Some folks must have some strange meets "

Maybe they mean that if you dip your pecker in this pot you end up with a shiny mahogany finish on your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people really take any notice of verifications??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wishy would have to sit there looking wistful while his good lady made lots of loud irritating noises.

Jezebel...see, it doesn't work!"

Care to explain that comment?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A police siren (for example) is loud and irritating.

Was that the bit you were concerned about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ok, I understand. Sorry, feeling a bit sensitive at the moment. Think I best lay off the boards for a bit as I'm liable to take things the wrong way.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I thought the only one who did anything standing on a tin was soapy

(sorry craigy luvs ya really)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people really take any notice of verifications??

yes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Ah ok, I understand. Sorry, feeling a bit sensitive at the moment. Think I best lay off the boards for a bit as I'm liable to take things the wrong way."

Your lady was neither loud nor irritating. She looked far too decorous to do a two-tone "woop-woop" noise, although I am willing to have that disproved at a future event...

Also, not sure you'd be likely to do reflective wistfulness...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah ok, I understand. Sorry, feeling a bit sensitive at the moment. Think I best lay off the boards for a bit as I'm liable to take things the wrong way.

Your lady was neither loud nor irritating. She looked far too decorous to do a two-tone "woop-woop" noise, although I am willing to have that disproved at a future event...

Also, not sure you'd be likely to do reflective wistfulness..."

But it always good to try something new...

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