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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Does anyone else have a special stick that they use to unblock the toilet?

I use a branch I found, it's long and thin enough to get in the ubend.

Before you ask, it lives outside, I'm not weird you know.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How and how often is your toilet getting blocked? I think you might need to eat some roughage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use rubber gloves and next doors cat as a plunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use rubber gloves and next doors cat as a plunger "

evil

Psst....does it work??

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

can't say I have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caustic Soda

I cant bear to be near or even look at anything that's entered my loo's u-bend.

How some people are able to live with toilet brushes I'll never comprehend

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use rubber gloves and next doors cat as a plunger

evil

Psst....does it work?? "

Never failed yet and the bonus is that cats clean themselves

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


", I'm not weird you know."

I am sensing you might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin "

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin "

Oh I don't take it through the house. It goes straight out the window once the job is done.....I'm not an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up "

Yep that's the other advantage! Cats always land on their feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ... "

Lmfao!!!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up

Yep that's the other advantage! Cats always land on their feet."
yeah, I kearn that the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up

Yep that's the other advantage! Cats always land on their feet.yeah, I kearn that the hard way "
learned

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Caustic Soda

I cant bear to be near or even look at anything that's entered my loo's u-bend.

How some people are able to live with toilet brushes I'll never comprehend

S x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up

Yep that's the other advantage! Cats always land on their feet.yeah, I kearn that the hard way learned"

It's a learning process. You wouldn't believe how many shih tzus I went through before switching to cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caustic Soda

I cant bear to be near or even look at anything that's entered my loo's u-bend.

How some people are able to live with toilet brushes I'll never comprehend

S x"

I don't live with a toilet brush, in the biblical sense, but we have one. Only use it to clean the bowl of limescale etc, never to unblock it. If you need to get rid of your "bangers and mash" that's blocking your chod bin, then caustic will shift it. But allow it to work first before flushing. Give it an hour then slowly pour in warm water. Never use caustic granules though, as there is an exothermic reaction which can cause caustic solution to spit out at you and even crack the porcelain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to keep a firm hold of the cats tail or the cat will escape and spread poo all around the hallway and living room and along the cushions on the back of the sofa. #justsayin

No...once you finish using it to unblock the loo just quickly chuck it out the bathroom window

I live 2 floors up (thumb

Yep that's the other advantage! Cats always land on their feet.yeah, I kearn that the hard way learned

It's a learning process. You wouldn't believe how many shih tzus I went through before switching to cats!"

Rabbits are best, you can hold them securely by the ears. Unfortunately there aren't enough wild rabbits in this area so I have to make do with cats. Nobody lets their Persians out anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I thought this was going to be a thread about one of my favourite childhood games - Pooh sticks

In answer to the OP's 'Poo sticks' though, I guess the only answer is 'yes it does, doesn't it'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a foot of snow outside and you're using the toilet??? Where's your sense of adventure? x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have carefully considered this question, pondering on all the possible permutations, and I have reached a conclusion.

Yes you are weird OP

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Rabbits are best, you can hold them securely by the ears. Unfortunately there aren't enough wild rabbits in this area so I have to make do with cats. Nobody lets their Persians out anymore "

Ffs don't let rabbits in your bathroom, I have enough trouble getting Mrs ddc's hare out of the shower plug-hole

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a foot of snow outside and you're using the toilet??? Where's your sense of adventure? x x"

I'm all for writing in the snow when peeing, but as for the other??? At least you don't get "splashback" onto ones nipsy when "dropping the kids off" onto the snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully we don't get clogged up toilets. I have been known to dismantle my sister in law's toilet to retrieve a plastic toilet freshener container one of her children stuck down it. Wasn't a nice job that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a foot of snow outside and you're using the toilet??? Where's your sense of adventure? x x

I'm all for writing in the snow when peeing, but as for the other??? At least you don't get "splashback" onto ones nipsy when "dropping the kids off" onto the snow."

My father in law had a right go at Mrs P once because he had seen my name written in the snow with my piss. The problem was it was in her handwriting.

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a foot of snow outside and you're using the toilet??? Where's your sense of adventure? x x

I'm all for writing in the snow when peeing, but as for the other??? At least you don't get "splashback" onto ones nipsy when "dropping the kids off" onto the snow.

My father in law had a right go at Mrs P once because he had seen my name written in the snow with my piss. The problem was it was in her handwriting. "

Well its much harder for a woman!!!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!"

shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!"

Wet Wipes and Soft Velvety Toilet Tissue

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!

Wet Wipes and Soft Velvety Toilet Tissue "

You EAT wet wipes and tissues???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!

Wet Wipes and Soft Velvety Toilet Tissue

You EAT wet wipes and tissues??? "

Lol I asked for that didn't I?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not weird, weird would be wanting to talk about it on here ... "

Great comeback! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im 43 and have never had a blocked toilet. WTF is coming out of you people?!

Wet Wipes and Soft Velvety Toilet Tissue

You EAT wet wipes and tissues???

Lol I asked for that didn't I?!

"

I suppose it saves time. No need to wipe if your passing tissue paper out of your backside. Don't eat the tubes though. They don't flush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a longue tongue

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

Cleared out my late father in laws house and found he was using his walking stick for that purpose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is keeping a stick with poo on it a fetish or a kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, WTF??

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

Ha OP I thought this thread was gonna be about Mike Strutter's shitstick... Not so keen on the idea myself but I'll take a Strutterbubble please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use a coat hanger attached to a drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you hang your coat back on it afterwards?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd target the cause and not the symptom. I think you need to be sending sewer rats, not bunnies, pussies or puppies, up the chute that's causing the blockages.

Climb down a sewer for them, so they don't shake the detritus over your soaps n potions back home. You can rinse off whilst down there.

We never get blocks here, so its obviously op pipe specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just shit in the garden like a cat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just shit in the garden like a cat. "

Do you kick the dirt back over it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just shit in the garden like a cat.

Do you kick the dirt back over it?"

Of course. I'm not a savage

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