FabSwingers.com forum: overheard snippets of other peoples conversations

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You don't mean to do you, but sometimes it's impossible not to, in the barbers waiting to get the barnet a trim and judging by her rather one sided conversation the hairdresser is not having a good day...

"no right so you were at work on Monday, Tuesday you bought the ring, Thursday you left and you ONLY met her on Friday...and I only found out when Jen saw you with her on Saturday...do you think I'm stupid...no no NOOOO!! you listen...no you listen...I don't care...no you can't have it back"

Phone call gets cut short with a determined thumb on screen (not as satisfying as slamming the receiver down is it), hope I get the bloke and not her standing over me with sharp scissors in hand

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember a previous engagement FAST

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, oh dear - good luck! Your poor hair/ears!

By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I remember running a pub on the moors above Todmorden, we used to get Cumberland sausage delivered in 5 kilo bags and cut them into 9" lengths.

One of the Waitresses was doing this and with each flurry of the kitchen scissors muttered 'MEN'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any fears I may have had were misplaced, she was grand, still I did shake a little when the flaming cotton bud came out