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"Such a charmer " You could use the plug in one from one of your pics.xx | |||
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"Such a charmer You could use the plug in one from one of your pics.xx" It's too loud | |||
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"A big strong man to protect me from earthquakes " Feels like an earthquake hits my house every time my sister gets out of bed! I'll take a big strong man to protect me from the beast! Ps. Hope you're ok x | |||
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"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month "I have 3. Want one? | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. " That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. | |||
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"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month
I have 3. Want one? "Thanks for the offer, but I have now perfected the screwdriver & mallet method  | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. " | |||
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" Do your two housemates not have tongues. Would be a fair swap i reckon. Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries. Win/Win." I live with my mum and sister  | |||
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"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month
I have 3. Want one?
Thanks for the offer, but I have now perfected the screwdriver & mallet method "I thought you'd be into pulling rings by now. | |||
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"Use your hand like us men do, ya lazy bitch." Fack aff  | |||
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" Do your two housemates not have tongues. Would be a fair swap i reckon. Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries. Win/Win. I live with my mum and sister "Oh soz, i missed that bit from the OP. Still, i have fantasies if i can be of any use. | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. " Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!! | |||
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" Do your two housemates not have tongues. Would be a fair swap i reckon. Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries. Win/Win. I live with my mum and sister "Or alternatively, charge a £10.  | |||
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" Do your two housemates not have tongues. Would be a fair swap i reckon. Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries. Win/Win. I live with my mum and sister
Or alternatively, charge a £10. "Fack aff | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA! Argh. What should be in your house, but isn't? " I needed some AAA the other day and had none! Loads of AA though | |||
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"My marriage and birth certificates which I need for work (CRB check) and a useful husband who cant fucking find them. Ive had cupboards out too for the last hour and a half. No certificates and no useful man either "I know that feeling! I need to find my college exam certificate things and they're missing! | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA! Argh. What should be in your house, but isn't? " Get a bullet that takes AAA's. Thats just for emergencies. The big stuff runs on diesel | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA! Argh. What should be in your house, but isn't? I needed some AAA the other day and had none! Loads of AA though "Swap ya? | |||
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"I was having issues with my son using up all the batteries, so resorted to getting rechargeable vibrators for me and rechargeable xbox controllers for him! " Brilliant xD | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!! " I could help you out with that | |||
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"My marriage and birth certificates which I need for work (CRB check) and a useful husband who cant fucking find them. Ive had cupboards out too for the last hour and a half. No certificates and no useful man either
I know that feeling! I need to find my college exam certificate things and they're missing! "I feel we might have to pay to get new ones if they dont turn up | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!! I could help you out with that "I'm set, birthday sex. But thanks for the offer | |||
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA! Argh. What should be in your house, but isn't? " An hot tub
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