FabSwingers.com forum: One bullett, one celeb

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who do you use it on?

I've got Kim Kardashiarse in the cross hairs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are we talking lovehoney bullet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bullet - 50Cal and I can get a dozen or so in a line...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't we line them up and see how many can be penetrated with 1 shot?!

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cillet bang bloke..Barry scott or whatever his name is.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't we line them up and see how many can be penetrated with 1 shot?!

Hex"

In that case, I want the whole of the Kardashiarse clan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the 'bullet' from the gun of an A-10 tankbuster jet...............30mm

How many would that get through before it stopped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan. Cock.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Jedward bloody annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins the foul mouthed slag

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Katie Price all day every day. Vacuous wore and dumb as fuck as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?"

Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Miranda Hart yet?

Or Perez Hilton for crimes against gheyality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have as my victim, the Catholic Church? Especially if Cherie and Tony Blair were there at a service.

That really would be a bullet of Mass destruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?

Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?

If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Brown the dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell. Somebody shoot that fuck!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

how about a "silver bullet" APFSDSDU round from a Challenger II MBT 120mm gun???? Line up every MP and see how far the line it can go.....now that might get a good following

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

None of them are worth a bullet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cindy guess u an ex tankie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?

Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?

If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the Pratt on my TV in front of me right now!!! Perez!!! What a total cock!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna list 3 I'd settle for any one of them:

Harry Styles

Richard Hammond

The Chatty Man Bloke - Carr

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Cindy guess u an ex tankie "

Nope, but I know a guy who was

Anyway, I think its a grand idea, and will be putting this proposal forward as an Olympic sport. Shame it would only be for one Games though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely the Pratt on my TV in front of me right now!!! Perez!!! What a total cock!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?

Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?

If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance.

Yep I'd quite happily do time in prison for pulling the trigger on either of these two.

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Harry hill should be the top of the list!!

He has destroyed another classic tv programme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cindy guess u an ex tankie

Nope, but I know a guy who was

Anyway, I think its a grand idea, and will be putting this proposal forward as an Olympic sport. Shame it would only be for one Games though

Really? There would be a new line up for the 2020 games.

The flaw with your idea is that even if it took out all the current MP's there would still be no shortage of people who'd want to replace them, to carry out their inner "public service" selfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith Lemmon. What a tit.

Real insult to anyone with any intelligence.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Katie Hopkins the foul mouthed slag "

I'd donate mine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie Price all day every day. Vacuous wore and dumb as fuck as well."

dunno what a "wore" is but is is rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Vine, Jeremy Kyle, Victoria Beckham, Gwyneth Paltrow, Joe Swash and "Dave" Cameron.

Round a table, 44 magnum with one single dum-dum bullet. They each have to take turns pulling the trigger aiming at the back of the head. Imagine the mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only person who cant think of anyone they hate that much they want to kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen mulhern. Ruined catchphrase. I hate Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Hill what a bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Hook.

Most irritating individual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ids

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"That cillet bang bloke..Barry scott or whatever his name is.

Her"

Heard a good one about Cilit Bang. . Older couple in supermarket, hubby pushing the trolley, . . All of a sudden the old guy stops. Leaving his wife to shuffle on. . . Then, top of his voice, shouts "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff you were on about" . . The whole store came to a halt, mothers were covering their kids ears, the store erupted in howls of laughter!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Gordon Brown the one eyed Scottish idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Bublè

Can't stand the c*nt

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By *tarryeyedWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Has to be Keith Lemon! I might need more bullets

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"how about a "silver bullet" APFSDSDU round from a Challenger II MBT 120mm gun???? Line up every MP and see how far the line it can go.....now that might get a good following

I see your silver bullet and raise you to a shell from a 16" naval gun of the kind Cher was straddling in that video. Then line up a lengthy gaggle of production staff for the likes of Kardashians, TOWIE, X Factor, CBB, Celebrity Jungle and all scripted reality shite. And then Kaboom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Josie NHS boobs person (Don't know her second name sorry)...

Such a waste if vital organs..

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

please may I borrow all the bullets in this post n shoot my cheating ex ,,,plz pl plz the fem ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins.

I count that as the fourth vote for her so she's winning, yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clarkson! 100% ar*ehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gordon Brown the one eyed Scottish idiot"

When he was a PM I would have pulled the trigger for you!

I would say Tony Blair, but I think there is a long queue from the Middle East in front of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Hill - right through his open gob!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Piers Morgan. Cock."

That would be a hell of a shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a weird thing to think about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Josie NHS boobs person (Don't know her second name sorry)...

Such a waste if vital organs..

Josie Cunningham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie price, but too quick a death!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Am i the only person who cant think of anyone they hate that much they want to kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Josie girl the NHS boob girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarkson! 100% ar*ehole"

I was typing this

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

katie hopkins for being a right twat on big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbara windsor. Detest the old bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - aren't you all a little ray of sunshine!

There are lots of annoying people around - but I choose to simply smile and be grateful i'm not them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think Frankie Boyle's idea for big brother has merit.

Upon eviction, the door opens and the contestant steps out, but to utter silence. The door closes behind them and a single gunshot is heard. Then the cheer. That's what the show needs to make the rest of it watchable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well - aren't you all a little ray of sunshine!

There are lots of annoying people around - but I choose to simply smile and be grateful i'm not them!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bruce muthafucking Foreskin.

Straight through the chin and then through his heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce muthafucking Foreskin.

Straight through the chin and then through his heart"

His chin is so long, it could go through and then go on through to his heart. But it wouldn't kill him. You need the seven knives of Megiddo for that.

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By *wistedtongue0220Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Katie Hopkins or Piers Morgan....can't decide....both speak non stop bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axl rose

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Bruce muthafucking Foreskin.

Straight through the chin and then through his heart

His chin is so long, it could go through and then go on through to his heart. But it wouldn't kill him. You need the seven knives of Megiddo for that."

I'd shoot him from the back then, I would kill him though.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"how about a "silver bullet" APFSDSDU round from a Challenger II MBT 120mm gun???? Line up every MP and see how far the line it can go.....now that might get a good following

I will raise your 16 inch gun, to the proposed Magnetic Rail Gun System (google it) and use it ultra hyper velocity kinetic motion to totally devastate, all politicians, script writers for so called "reality" television shows (excepting Strictly Come Dancing BUT include Brucie) and The French population to boot.

Now THAT is taking out a lot with one shot

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