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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So as Valentines is fast approaching I thought that we could spread the love by writing a valentines poem for another fab user...please be nice!!! You don't have to name the person you can make it as blatant or cryptic as you want.

I will put up another thread on valentines day where you can post the poems.

Remember ladies and gentlemen this is a bit of fun so no tantrums and tiaras please and no snide or unkind poems to those that you may have an issue with on here.

Have fun writing and who know you might even get you leg over as a result

Don't post your poems on here I'll set up a new thread also keep stum as to who you are making a poem up for but you don't have to limit it to just one person you can write as many as you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant write poems but it will be fun reading them

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?... "

Kidding about what please enlighten me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

Kidding about what please enlighten me..."

Write a valentines poem for another fab user...and post it publicly. ..

Aye ok. Lol.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

Kidding about what please enlighten me...

Write a valentines poem for another fab user...

Aye ok. Lol."

Don't do it then simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

Kidding about what please enlighten me...

Write a valentines poem for another fab user...

Aye ok. Lol.

Don't do it then simples "

Not on your fucking life..

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

Kidding about what please enlighten me...

Write a valentines poem for another fab user...

Aye ok. Lol.

Don't do it then simples

Not on your fucking life.. "

Ok great stuff

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Lolol...

You're kidding right?...

Kidding about what please enlighten me...

Write a valentines poem for another fab user...and post it publicly. ..

Aye ok. Lol."
awww does that mean if I do one for you I won't get one back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always happy even though you think im snappy and most of my posts are crappy hope your happy and not wearing a nappy.

nah im rubbish at it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't forget valentines is on a Saturday cheeky so not as many will be around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not going to write one about you then op lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Don't forget valentines is on a Saturday cheeky so not as many will be around

"

I know I'll post it up Friday then whoever wants to do it can.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"He's not going to write one about you then op lol"

I'm devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling, sweetie, hun,

We've had a lot of fun.

You got a nice dick,

but it made me fell sick,

when you made me suck it after it had been up my bum.

Love you. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all wonderful ladies in my "hottest bum" list - present and future:

I do remember that day

(it was sometime in may)

When I saw your profile -

And your wonderful smile

Made me want you like crazy...

And I'm not even lazy,

Cos I'll jump on the tram

And will ride to your bum,

With a bunch of evocative dasies...

(C) Charming Lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh just seen you said don't post stuff in here...need to stop doing several things at once right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh just seen you said don't post stuff in here...need to stop doing several things at once right now.

"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh just seen you said don't post stuff in here...need to stop doing several things at once right now.

Me too"

we're the trouble makers now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky. Your one is already done. It caused an inundation of messages as a status once upon a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh just seen you said don't post stuff in here...need to stop doing several things at once right now.

Me too

we're the trouble makers now "

Yeah, and we are also the classic "non readers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh just seen you said don't post stuff in here...need to stop doing several things at once right now.

Me too

we're the trouble makers now

Yeah, and we are also the classic "non readers" "

haha. n00bs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll think up something better than roses are red. To say about someone on Miss Cheeky's thread. The words will flow straight from the top of my head. I hope to entice a forumite into my bed. When Valentine comes my words shall be said. If I should fail I'll fuck myself instead.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a lad called Popeye,

Who had all the girls saying my oh my,

He loved his leggings,

but the girls wanted to peg him

and so he said bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Valentine,

I think of you both night and day;

I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;

When you’re not here, I ache for you,

For your fulfilling satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could write witty poetry. Someone from the forums wrote me a couple of poems one day, but they were gross. Did rhyme though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm pissing myself at all the people who can't read the thread properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe these are just practise poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folks say they crave for Chocolate

Some say they crave for Snickers

I just lust for Cheekychops

I'd love to get in her knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you in blue

I love you in red

But most of all i love you

when my heels on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pissing myself at all the people who can't read the thread properly "

we don't care. we're out of control now.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm pissing myself at all the people who can't read the thread properly "

Forsooth! Read the thread properly, I'm just getting in early. I'll think of some other things for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe these are just practise poems

"
we are just giving them a taste of things .... to come . lolol yes we are just practising . lol

If I were a key, I would lock you;

If lightning, then I would shock you;

If I were a pier I would dock you;

If I had a band I would rock you.

If I were a spoon, I would feed you;

If I were a house, I would deed you;

On Valentine’s Day , lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pissing myself at all the people who can't read the thread properly

Forsooth! Read the thread properly, I'm just getting in early. I'll think of some other things for the day "
we are just having fun in the forums . lol that's what its all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at writing poems, I can bash out a limerick but that's about it.

Could make for an interesting read tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky posted a thread

Spread the Valentine's love she said

It's our legs the average man on Fab want to spread

And using cheesy words doesn't get us into bed

Needs a bit more work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the first time i saw you, my love.

You were kneeling beneath me, so i was above.

I looked into your eyes, you gazed back.

I knew you wanted to empty your bulging sack.

So i parted my lips, that you wanted to kiss.

Then i drizzled your chest in steaming hot piss.

All my love...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gameforit2 liked to ride her horse,

All the lads wanted to watch her tits jiggle,

but of course.

She did this without a niggle,

But when one lad did giggle,

She threw him in the gorse,

Where he did nowt but wriggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember the first time i saw you, my love.

You were kneeling beneath me, so i was above.

I looked into your eyes, you gazed back.

I knew you wanted to empty your bulging sack.

So i parted my lips, that you wanted to kiss.

Then i drizzled your chest in steaming hot piss.

All my love..."
wow that's a very different take on a valentine's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gameforit2 liked to ride her horse,

All the lads wanted to watch her tits jiggle,

but of course.

She did this without a niggle,

But when one lad did giggle,

She threw him in the gorse,

Where he did nowt but wriggle. "
I love it xxxxBIG KISSES XX I will now think of one for you . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember the first time i saw you, my love.

You were kneeling beneath me, so i was above.

I looked into your eyes, you gazed back.

I knew you wanted to empty your bulging sack.

So i parted my lips, that you wanted to kiss.

Then i drizzled your chest in steaming hot piss.

All my love...

wow that's a very different take on a valentine's "

Yes. This is my romantic side, i don't show it very often. Luckily...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might not know, and I won't show, the object of my affection.

I see your posts but wont reply, too fearful of rejection.

Your sensuous curves, your lushious lips, your pictures are perfection.

But if I stare a second too long, it causes an erection.

I may have sent a friend request, a message or a wink.

The thought of my cock up your arse? You might kick up a stink.

To drag you to a posh hotel and ravish you all night.

Or gone in 60 seconds as my self control is shite.

I don't know if you'll see these words, I hope you find them glorious.

Or as welcome as a pedicure for Oscar Pistorius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man called ejay

I fluttered my lashes at him all day

he said "oh my Mikki,,, can we play"

then he lifted my skirt and shouted

im not gay

but I dropped to my knees pulled down his pants and he said,,, HOORAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my f*£&y

and I'll suck your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young man called ejay

I fluttered my lashes at him all day

he said "oh my Mikki,,, can we play"

then he lifted my skirt and shouted

im not gay

but I dropped to my knees pulled down his pants and he said,,, HOORAY "

hahahhahahahah fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Tina

who's tits where the size of two

ford Cortina's

she fled to argentina and opened a branch of ikea

but the shop went bust all because of her huge bust

and now she works in a cantina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady called Tina

who's tits where the size of two

ford Cortina's

she fled to argentina and opened a branch of ikea

but the shop went bust all because of her huge bust

and now she works in a cantina."
God that's so good .... I am going to do Tina one ... Just you have now set the bar very high with this one . Your VERY good . Tina light up my dark days on the forums I love her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fair to say that I love the ladies,

But not quite enough to have their babies,

A wink and a smile and I'll be yours,

We can fuck on the bed and on all fours,

Rest assured, and one things for sure,

You and I will be screaming until the neighbours knock at the door.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina I like your style

I like your class

but most of all I like your tits ass .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my lazy arse

I drift into a daydream,

Thinking 'bout you fully smothered

From head to toe in chocolate cream.

I get this thought every day and night

And wonder when it would stop.

But I can't help thinking what it'll be like

If there was a cherry placed on top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oi me old Duck

Fancy a Fuck.

The end

Bard Gimp

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over a year ago

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses can be red

Roses can be pink

There's a hottest on here

She's a foxy mink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need more poems already...it's like over two weeks until valentines.

I saw you from across the room

Hoped you'd try to impenetrate my womb

I bit my lip, then rubbed my clit

Hoping you'd suck on my naked tit.

But alas, it wasn't mean to be

For not only you could see me

It wasn't their fault and you wasn't to blame

It was mine, coz i have no shame.

So now i sit here all alone

Waiting for my solicitor to phone

Public exposure is a funny crime

And all i hoped was to make you mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need more poems already...it's like over two weeks until valentines.

I saw you from across the room

Hoped you'd try to impenetrate my womb

I bit my lip, then rubbed my clit

Hoping you'd suck on my naked tit.

But alas, it wasn't mean to be

For not only you could see me

It wasn't their fault and you wasn't to blame

It was mine, coz i have no shame.

So now i sit here all alone

Waiting for my solicitor to phone

Public exposure is a funny crime

And all i hoped was to make you mine.

"
Well your are very different .. I love reading them its all good fun . xxx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Roses can be red

Roses can be pink

There's a hottest on here

She's a foxy mink

"

You flatter me so much! And made me chuckle out loud! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need more poems already...it's like over two weeks until valentines.

I saw you from across the room

Hoped you'd try to impenetrate my womb

I bit my lip, then rubbed my clit

Hoping you'd suck on my naked tit.

But alas, it wasn't mean to be

For not only you could see me

It wasn't their fault and you wasn't to blame

It was mine, coz i have no shame.

So now i sit here all alone

Waiting for my solicitor to phone

Public exposure is a funny crime

And all i hoped was to make you mine.

Well your are very different .. I love reading them its all good fun . xxx"

I'll put some others if i think of any more. Glad i made you smile. I'm enjoying reading them as well.

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