FabSwingers.com forum: Swingers Rant Therapy Thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems theres lots of peeps having a right old rant on the forums today about lots of different subjects. Some valid, some a little OTT but still all self opinionated rants!

Here's your chance to "get it all out"

in a single thread!

Come on guys, girls and cpls say exactly what you feel and don't be afraid off the comebacks!! This could be great therapy!!

I'll start...

The amount of single guys on this site who are pissed that they havnt got laid since joining regardless that their profiles contain three words and 150 pics of their cocks and that they will shag anything that moves between the ages of 18-99 or older providing they have a hole in their f**king arses (or anywhere else for that matter) is tragically annoying and tars the minority who are decent fella's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im missing my fb, havent seen him since early November as he is away working and wont be back until March. Also equals no sex since then. A small rant

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is it Thursday already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im missing my fb, havent seen him since early November as he is away working and wont be back until March. Also equals no sex since then. A small rant

It's not the size of the rant that counts, it's what you do with it that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does real life keep interfering with my Fab life? Ranty rant rant rant!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I ain't had a pay rise in 4 years. The government should step in and subsidise me. But being a single man with no dependants living with me I don't qualify. . Oh and have you seen the price of the sandwiches in my works canteen? . . . . Feck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cunt hurts and not in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ain't had a pay rise in 4 years. The government should step in and subsidise me. But being a single man with no dependants living with me I don't qualify. . Oh and have you seen the price of the sandwiches in my works canteen? . . . . Feck ! "

Damn! Life really does suck for you!! No pay rise in 4 years!! Your obviously not working hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cunt hurts and not in a good way!"

I have boobs like that at the moment. I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cunt hurts and not in a good way!

I have boobs like that at the moment. I feel your pain "

Had a colopscopy and walking like John Wayne lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'd like to rant that I wasn't given the gift of telepathy that I'm assumed to have, for being shouted at for not meeting up with someone when they didn't give me the details and not having telepathy to find them out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing my fb, havent seen him since early November as he is away working and wont be back until March. Also equals no sex since then. A small rant

It's not the size of the rant that counts, it's what you do with it that matters

yes, thank you. the rant is still small, while he is not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cunt hurts and not in a good way!

I have boobs like that at the moment. I feel your pain

Had a colopscopy and walking like John Wayne lol"

Ohhhhh ouch, I had one about 6 months ago, I was sore for almost two weeks!! Hope alls ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up to the back teeth of seeing all these status informing me of what a great time people have had with meets.

Fuck Off!! keep it to yourselves you boastful set of twats!!!

Ah that's better...Off for a sad man's wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fed up to the back teeth of seeing all these status informing me of what a great time people have had with meets.

Fuck Off!! keep it to yourselves you boastful set of twats!!!

Ah that's better...Off for a sad man's wank

lol awww bless you

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Fed up to the back teeth of seeing all these status informing me of what a great time people have had with meets.

Fuck Off!! keep it to yourselves you boastful set of twats!!!

Ah that's better...Off for a sad man's wank

Just think it could be worse you could live in the 4th bin at the back of Aldi nor the 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up to the back teeth of seeing all these status informing me of what a great time people have had with meets.

Fuck Off!! keep it to yourselves you boastful set of twats!!!

Ah that's better...Off for a sad man's wank

Just think it could be worse you could live in the 4th bin at the back of Aldi nor the 3rd

Bollocks to that!! $th bin has an outside loo....Fooking freezing!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Fed up to the back teeth of seeing all these status informing me of what a great time people have had with meets.

Fuck Off!! keep it to yourselves you boastful set of twats!!!

Ah that's better...Off for a sad man's wank

Just think it could be worse you could live in the 4th bin at the back of Aldi nor the 3rd

Bollocks to that!! $th bin has an outside loo....Fooking freezing!"

See like I said could be worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heating is on full blast and I'm wrapped in a fluffy robe but I can't get warm. I need a snog but by husbands in work and the kids are complaining about every single thing I suggest for dinner. Mini rant. I feel better now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My heating is on full blast and I'm wrapped in a fluffy robe but I can't get warm. I need a snog but by husbands in work and the kids are complaining about every single thing I suggest for dinner. Mini rant. I feel better now. "

Then the thread is working

Maybe the forum should have a "Rant" section??? lol

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm sick of being on crutches. I'm going to risk d*unk, heeled stair climbing on my birthday just so I can go out properly! Expect another rant on 7th feb about my broken nose or sore bum or broken ankle

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My cunt hurts and not in a good way!

I have boobs like that at the moment. I feel your pain "

I'll feel the pain for you . . And I'm not asking for a kick in the nuts either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol"

Yep - haha I'm scared I'm going to get thrown out for not wearing them!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I work my arse off (currently doing my job as well as partially covering my boss's until they get someone new in post), haven't had a pay rise in six bloody years due to a pay freeze and haven't seen my BF for longer than a day since December since our work schedules are almost entirely opposite at the moment. Oh, and he's had to cancel the date we had planned for next week and the next available time we're both free is mid February. It's not a rant as such, more an attempt to get it off my chest so as not have a little frustrated cry.

And it's not even Thursday yet.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol

Yep - haha I'm scared I'm going to get thrown out for not wearing them!

hunters are so yesterday..

and the quality is piss poor now days..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a week off work to get back into the gym and do some other outdoors stuff.

Been full of cold for 2 weeks now. Totally pissed off!

Gareth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some soppy cunt was singing the frozen song on the train and now i've got that shit stuck in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stuff my face into a charming pussy, right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some soppy cunt was singing the frozen song on the train and now i've got that shit stuck in my head

And you managed to stop yourself hitting him!!! Well done!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu please fuck off had enough now!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am very chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really want to meet some guy I've been chatting to. But he lives 3 hours away

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Why cant guys just take a polite no for an answer !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really really really want to meet some guy I've been chatting to. But he lives 3 hours away

3 hours is nothing if there is a desire, go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really really really want to meet some guy I've been chatting to. But he lives 3 hours away

3 hours is nothing if there is a desire, go for it"

Agreed

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Arggghh 2nd rant why have some people gotta be so nasty to others for no reason!! Really winds me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a rant as such,, i just feel a bit guilty

a man lost his job because he lied about the time he started work.. i was the one to report the whole thing.

so feel a bit shit,, but.. he was the one who was in the wrong

ffeel a bit meh..

didnt expect he'd get sacked for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol

Yep - haha I'm scared I'm going to get thrown out for not wearing them!

hunters are so yesterday..

and the quality is piss poor now days..

Haha yes they are dahhhhling but in suburbs like mine I'm sure they all don their stripper heels for their weekend swinging parties ...

That I never seem to be invited to!

I need to get me some Hunter wellies sharpish so I blend!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol

Yep - haha I'm scared I'm going to get thrown out for not wearing them!

hunters are so yesterday..

and the quality is piss poor now days..

Haha yes they are dahhhhling but in suburbs like mine I'm sure they all don their stripper heels for their weekend swinging parties ...

That I never seem to be invited to!

I need to get me some Hunter wellies sharpish so I blend!

dont buy them..

they are shit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then the thread is working

Maybe the forum should have a "Rant" section??? lol "

I feel exactly the same so I'll just copy your rant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very chilled

I would like some of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really really really want to meet some guy I've been chatting to. But he lives 3 hours away

3 hours is nothing if there is a desire, go for it"

book in advance for cheap train / hotel, come up on a Friday & make a weekend of it.

depends on the level of desire I suppose or alternatively look for someone closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you op for saving me from devoting a thread to what grinds my gears today.

"Genuine"

The most overused word by guys in the forums. Now this isn't a rant about people with it on their profile, I will save that for another day.

So often we see the poor single guy berate the idiots and timewasters. You know the sort, "Time wasters and idiots get men blocked" and the chorus shall proclaim "yeh spoiling it for us genuine guys"...

Really?

Lets look at this:

'genuine'

'd??nj??n'

adjective: genuine

truly what something is said to be; authentic.

"genuine 24-carat gold"

synonyms: authentic, real, actual, original, pukka, bona fide, true, veritable, unfeigned, unadulterated, unalloyed,sincere.

"a genuine attempt to put things right"

synonyms: sincere, honest, truthful, unhypocritical, meaning what one says, straightforward, direct, frank, candid, open;

All very good.

So.... who the fuck is arrogant enough to sit down and go "that is me to a tee"

Surely someone else would be the judge of whether someone is genuine or not.

so why the fuck declare it on the forums? To the best of my knowledge, women use the search tools to select potential play partners. I don't think they trawl forums, see a post that says "I'm genuine" and goes he is the one for me.

Is there anyone one the site who will declare "I'm a timewaster?" So why spell out that you are genuine? If you are, you are. Saying you are doesn't mean you are...

And another thing...

The us and them mentality?

They spoil it for us genuine men?

What the fucking fuckity fuck does that actually mean? Is there a secret Genuine Guy club that you sign up to?

And is there a secret club of "idiots" who sit in darkened rooms thinking "oooh, if we send fancy a fuk messages, everyone will get pissed of and block single guys mwuahahahaha"

So...

All you "Genuine guys", shut the fuck up!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you op for saving me from devoting a thread to what grinds my gears today.

"Genuine"

The most overused word by guys in the forums. Now this isn't a rant about people with it on their profile, I will save that for another day.

Really?

Lets look at this:

'genuine'

'd??nj??n'

adjective: genuine

truly what something is said to be; authentic.

"genuine 24-carat gold"

synonyms: authentic, real, actual, original, pukka, bona fide, true, veritable, unfeigned, unadulterated, unalloyed,sincere.

"a genuine attempt to put things right"

synonyms: sincere, honest, truthful, unhypocritical, meaning what one says, straightforward, direct, frank, candid, open;

All very good.

So.... who the fuck is arrogant enough to sit down and go "that is me to a tee"

Surely someone else would be the judge of whether someone is genuine or not.

Is there anyone one the site who will declare "I'm a timewaster?" So why spell out that you are genuine? If you are, you are. Saying you are doesn't mean you are...

And another thing...

The us and them mentality?

They spoil it for us genuine men?

What the fucking fuckity fuck does that actually mean? Is there a secret Genuine Guy club that you sign up to?

And is there a secret club of "idiots" who sit in darkened rooms thinking "oooh, if we send fancy a fuk messages, everyone will get pissed of and block single guys mwuahahahaha"

So...

All you "Genuine guys", shut the fuck up!

Rant over

Number 1 rant so far!! And very well illustrated might I add!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My head hurts.

I bent down to untie my shoelace and the friggin dog jumped up (pleased to see me and bouncy!) and pushed me into the metal tie back for the curtains.

Think I have brain damage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick of being on crutches. I'm going to risk d*unk, heeled stair climbing on my birthday just so I can go out properly! Expect another rant on 7th feb about my broken nose or sore bum or broken ankle

Mmm nice... Thats my nirthday too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmm nice... Thats my nirthday too"

Happy Nirthday to you both on that day!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Mmm nice... Thats my nirthday too

Happy Nirthday to you both on that day!!

Mines the 6th, but I'll be too d*unk to post anything! You only turn 21 once xD but thank you for the nirthday wishes xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm nice... Thats my nirthday too

Happy Nirthday to you both on that day!!

Thanks... it'll definitely be a very happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmm nice... Thats my nirthday too

Happy Nirthday to you both on that day!!

Mines the 6th, but I'll be too d*unk to post anything! You only turn 21 once xD but thank you for the nirthday wishes xD "

Your very welcome xx

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Wished I had an extra week to hand in my uni assessments!

Note to oneself: stop diverting to the fab forums!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

No comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish people would stop thinking I'm some self obsessed narcissist because I go the gym. Do I care about my body? Of course I do. So why does that make me different to other people that care about theirs?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'd really like an evening away with Mr - a nice hotel room and just chill out having fun together. But no idea when we'll manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double standards & sycophants ~ I think that covers it!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Unobtainable honeys....you know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate sweetener,it ruins my tea

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"I wish people would stop thinking I'm some self obsessed narcissist because I go the gym. Do I care about my body? Of course I do. So why does that make me different to other people that care about theirs?

Pay no heed to them, you can't control their narrow _iews but you can control your response to it.

You know what you get from the gym and you dont have to justify it to anyone.

You rock. they suck. Ok?

Tig x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Thank you op for saving me from devoting a thread to what grinds my gears today.

"Genuine"

The most overused word by guys in the forums. Now this isn't a rant about people with it on their profile, I will save that for another day.

Really?

Lets look at this:

'genuine'

'd??nj??n'

adjective: genuine

truly what something is said to be; authentic.

"genuine 24-carat gold"

synonyms: authentic, real, actual, original, pukka, bona fide, true, veritable, unfeigned, unadulterated, unalloyed,sincere.

"a genuine attempt to put things right"

synonyms: sincere, honest, truthful, unhypocritical, meaning what one says, straightforward, direct, frank, candid, open;

All very good.

So.... who the fuck is arrogant enough to sit down and go "that is me to a tee"

Surely someone else would be the judge of whether someone is genuine or not.

Is there anyone one the site who will declare "I'm a timewaster?" So why spell out that you are genuine? If you are, you are. Saying you are doesn't mean you are...

And another thing...

The us and them mentality?

They spoil it for us genuine men?

What the fucking fuckity fuck does that actually mean? Is there a secret Genuine Guy club that you sign up to?

And is there a secret club of "idiots" who sit in darkened rooms thinking "oooh, if we send fancy a fuk messages, everyone will get pissed of and block single guys mwuahahahaha"

So...

All you "Genuine guys", shut the fuck up!

Rant over

excellent rant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough Snow threads today!! GAH!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Not enough Snow threads today!! GAH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women and couples put up on there profiles that they are so popular and get inundated with msgs, surely they know its not just them that is popular, but the same for all women due to the high male ratio of 3 billion to 1, ops meant 100 to 1, that's my rant of the day lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do women and couples put up on there profiles that they are so popular and get inundated with msgs, surely they know its not just them that is popular, but the same for all women due to the high male ratio of 3 billion to 1, ops meant 100 to 1, that's my rant of the day lol."

We don't quite fall under that category but I think thats got something to do with the "Ample, Bald, Beard, no six pack" description!! Or maybe we're just but ugly!!! lol.....

That actually leads me to my rant for the day....

What's bloody wrong with "Ample, Bald, Bearded guys who don't have a six pack?!?!? I might be all of the above but, God, am I good fking looking!!! Belle says so, so it MUST be true!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up this morning and there was no bloody milk in the fridge....can you believe that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got up this morning and there was no bloody milk in the fridge....can you believe that!"

Did you realise before or after you put the cornflakes in the bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus drivers!

I fuckin hate how they drive off on oaps mums with kids and guys with fuckin cunting bastard bags of shopping!!!

fck me i been wound up all day n feel better now

rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact the snow has now reached the south so the news will be all "UK SNOW CHAOS!!!" And there's about 4 million threads about it already. Even though there's none left here

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"The fact the snow has now reached the south so the news will be all "UK SNOW CHAOS!!!" And there's about 4 million threads about it already. Even though there's none left here

I have had none whatsoever. Good. I have too much work to do to be told not to go in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it need kissing better

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ffs!!!!

And.breathe.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who post telling only half a story instead of the whole story and then get pissed off when it doesn't go their way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some complete bastard just broke into my house, armed with nothing but a packet of Thorntons Caramel Slices, he proceeded to batter me over the head with them and force feed me the whole packet!

Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some complete bastard just broke into my house, armed with nothing but a packet of Thorntons Caramel Slices, he proceeded to batter me over the head with them and force feed me the whole packet!

Bastard!

Did he wear crazy clothes, walk with a cane, song weird songs? And was his accomplice's all about 3 foot tall, orange faces and green hair????

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over a year ago

"Some complete bastard just broke into my house, armed with nothing but a packet of Thorntons Caramel Slices, he proceeded to batter me over the head with them and force feed me the whole packet!

Bastard!

Did he wear crazy clothes, walk with a cane, song weird songs? And was his accomplice's all about 3 foot tall, orange faces and green hair???? "

This is uncanny!

YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've just announced that they're taking away the drinks fridge at work. I didn't even know we had one

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

We don't quite fall under that category but I think thats got something to do with the "Ample, Bald, Beard, no six pack" description!! Or maybe we're just but ugly!!! lol.....

That actually leads me to my rant for the day....

What's bloody wrong with "Ample, Bald, Bearded guys who don't have a six pack?!?!? I might be all of the above but, God, am I good fking looking!!! Belle says so, so it MUST be true!!!!

Nothing wrong with that at all IMO

My rant of the day;

Mother. That is all.

Not really all actually... Mother travelling 40 miles in the bad weather on rail replacement services and despite texting me at 3.45, then refusing or unable to answer phone at 3.50 or any time since then thus making me fucking worry....

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

My rant of the day;

Mother. That is all.

Should say Mother travelling WITH MY CHILD

She does this every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some complete bastard just broke into my house, armed with nothing but a packet of Thorntons Caramel Slices, he proceeded to batter me over the head with them and force feed me the whole packet!

Bastard!

Did he wear crazy clothes, walk with a cane, song weird songs? And was his accomplice's all about 3 foot tall, orange faces and green hair????

This is uncanny!

YES!

Well then it's blatently obvious who it was!! That thieving git David Cameron and the rest of his merry little men from the Tory party!!! Take that VOTE UKIP banner out of your window!!

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By *eanorMan
over a year ago

west herts

An MF couple winked at me Saturday, so having read and liked their profile I sent them a polite message (as I always do) thanking them for the wink, saying I'd like to meet if they would and attached my private photos.

I logged in today to see if the message had been read, then clicked on their profile only to find they'd blocked me.

I see nothing but whingeing from couples about how they're inundated by rude, monosyllabic messages from single men and yet when you conduct yourself properly.....

All I can say is if you're a couple from the 'Havering/Essex' border and one of you reads this- get your head out of your own arses!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"An MF couple winked at me Saturday, so having read and liked their profile I sent them a polite message (as I always do) thanking them for the wink, saying I'd like to meet if they would and attached my private photos.

I logged in today to see if the message had been read, then clicked on their profile only to find they'd blocked me.

I see nothing but whingeing from couples about how they're inundated by rude, monosyllabic messages from single men and yet when you conduct yourself properly.....

All I can say is if you're a couple from the 'Havering/Essex' border and one of you reads this- get your head out of your own arses!

Maybe they didn't like the pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant? I haven't had sex this year, I am frustrated! Bloody life gets in the way!

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By *eanorMan
over a year ago

west herts

Do you ban people if you don't like their pics then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sunday evening so far:

I just watched a short porn video and the audio was sexy but the visuals were the opposite and I have the weirdest non-boner right now.

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over a year ago

"My sunday evening so far:

I just watched a short porn video and the audio was sexy but the visuals were the opposite and I have the weirdest non-boner right now.

that's plain weird, I could recommend a cure....

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over a year ago

"My sunday evening so far:

I just watched a short porn video and the audio was sexy but the visuals were the opposite and I have the weirdest non-boner right now.

that's plain weird, I could recommend a cure....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That moment when you realise what you THINK is suitable for the microwave turns out to be UNSUITABLE for the microwave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I exceeded my daily message limit by 9am today because I finally got some time to reply and had a couple of conversations... Now I'm feeling ignorant. So annoying!

First world problems hey!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'm missing Mr, not seen him in over two weeks. And my sciatica is bad tonight, had it for a month and pills are doing nothing. I have physio tomorrow so I'm hoping for some improvement soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I exceeded my daily message limit by 9am today "

eh?

There's a message limit?...

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Just coz my boss is an incompetent fool doesn't mean I am!! Fucker likes to lecture me on being like a computer at times just because i can process information quickly and can multitask and that i should try getting my points across using less words. Then tells me he's telling me this for my own good and that is part of his job to mentor me!!!!!!Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I exceeded my daily message limit by 9am today

eh?

There's a message limit?...

Yeah! You get more if you photo verify and even more if you're a site supporter apparently.

I didn't even think I sent that many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Time is due and I just ate a Double Decker and feel soooooooo guilty. Curse u delicious chocolate bars! Curse u to HELL!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Can I rant? I haven't had sex this year, I am frustrated! Bloody life gets in the way!

Wondering if Kally has had a shag yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sick of women on here taking advantage of me ffs im a nice guy but some take the fucking piss!!

1: met at mine had lots of kinky fun then i made us a meal. Two days later after lots more kinky fun she was too sore to contunue. I said have a soak in the bath and nipped out to get essentials when i got back shes in my bed snoring and farting wtf! 5hrs later i woke her up and said its time to go. She said oh put kettle ill charge me phone use my tongs and you can call me a taxi. Oh by the way ive no money can you sort the taxi out?!!!

2: was enjoying anal and shes only rolling a fckn cig and ask me for a fckn ashtray!!! Then lit up asked for my post code and number again when i said why "oh ive just ordered a chinese but ive just remembered ive no money you get it" wtf!! Then said hurry up cheecky cunt

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"How's you" (How IS you?????) Really? Why is it so hard to say "How ARE you"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhhh

. .ajhhhjhh.

I need a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I NEED A FUCK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbnuts that spout shite and just put many guys right back at square one with their ignorance.

Fuck off to one of the whoring hook sites if thats all you're after.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does someone have to be outside of my age range.

Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat in a poncy coffee shop surrounded by posh mums in wax jackets and irritating bobble hats with ear flaps giving their 3 year olds "babychinos"

Thankfully I'm perving so I can block them out and not bellow poncy cunts at the top of my voice because that would be a bit mental

Wearing hunter wellies by any chance ? Lol"

I have a Barbour wax jacket and Hunter Wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MEN WITH WOMEN'S PROFILES

wtf is that abt ffs????

Pretending to be women..... WHY????

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

My rants for tonight are:

I'm not dial a slut!

A 'hello' would be nice before you invite me for anything

I'm single not desperate

I have commitments that do take priority over Fab (shock horror)

I do have some lovely friends on here and it's not all about the fun. It's about the support and friendships that are made here too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got a rant!

I woke up in a particularly good mood next my beautiful and incredibly sexy wife-to-be, who, at noticing I was awake, pounced on me giving my Saturday the perfect start! Then, I log into FAB and have my morning peek at the forums only to see a convo thread started on a really depressing subject based on a headline news article! And now I feel shit!

Someone say something to make me smile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been bleeding since November thanks to the coil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been bleeding since November thanks to the coil

I so wish I wasn't eating my bacon sandwiches when I read that!!!

That was another rant

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

My rants change like the weather unfortunately

I must try to steer clear of some topics

Note to self ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a meet.. you relax, you chat, you have some seriously sexy fun. You go home and you verify him/them and wait for the return. Nothing. Not a fekkin thing. He/they message you indicating theyd enjoyed it and woukd like to again... you say would you veri me please?

NUTHIN

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I know, I know dont have a go at me. Its not about collecting veris but if you really think youve had a great time, and they were vocal abput it in bed, its a smack in the face when they cant find anything good to say afterwards.

RANT ranty rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a meet.. you relax, you chat, you have some seriously sexy fun. You go home and you verify him/them and wait for the return. Nothing. Not a fekkin thing. He/they message you indicating theyd enjoyed it and woukd like to again... you say would you veri me please?

NUTHIN

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RANT ranty rant

"
how very dare they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been bleeding since November thanks to the coil

I so wish I wasn't eating my bacon sandwiches when I read that!!!

That was another rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it!

My fab D.O.B has flicked over to 30 now.

My actual birthday isn't even yet.

Nobody knows my exact birthday but the fact it's flicked over to 30 when, in fact, I'm still 29 makes me feel fucking old.

GAH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it!

My fab D.O.B has flicked over to 30 now.

My actual birthday isn't even yet.

Nobody knows my exact birthday but the fact it's flicked over to 30 when, in fact, I'm still 29 makes me feel fucking old.

GAH!!

Well that was a schoolboy error. I do the same but it's slightly out the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it!

My fab D.O.B has flicked over to 30 now.

My actual birthday isn't even yet.

Nobody knows my exact birthday but the fact it's flicked over to 30 when, in fact, I'm still 29 makes me feel fucking old.

GAH!!

Well that was a schoolboy error. I do the same but it's slightly out the other way round

Aha

I only noticed because someone pointed it out to me ffs.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Fuck it!

My fab D.O.B has flicked over to 30 now.

My actual birthday isn't even yet.

Nobody knows my exact birthday but the fact it's flicked over to 30 when, in fact, I'm still 29 makes me feel fucking old.

GAH!!

Your totally ancient at 30...

;-)

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