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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really need a good laugh today. Anybody want to share some embarrassing, funny moments related to swinging, or not, your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really need a good laugh today. Anybody want to share some embarrassing, funny moments related to swinging, or not, your choice.

"

I pooed in the bed once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once blew my nose but nothing in the tissue went about my business all day at work and one of my colleges said what's that on your shirt it was snot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well its not swinging related but my last most embarrassing moment.

My electrics had been playing up so called the electrician and he sorted it. But they kept playing up and I assumed the landing light was the cause of it, called him again. This time he kept isolating everything and found it to be the plug socket where the computer was plugged in, after taking each plug out discovered it was my extension lead picked it up and all this water fell out, only it wasn't water one of the bloody cats had pissed in the extension lead short circuiting all my electrics little fucker, put tons of pepper down and hasn't happened since but I was mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People know this one but ok...

The last Phukt event we went to, I was sucking off G down in the dungeon, had a nice crowd. A hot girl was watching us... She tells G his dicks impressive and he invites her over for some fun as well... It's nice, she's a frat kisser, it's all sexy...

Then I have to stop for getting dizzy.

G ends it all and stands me up to take me out for some air, and then.... Boom. Pancake. I faint!

So there I am wearing this revealing underwear, tits out, flat on the floor!

Thankfully I fall into an actual nurse... And he helps me up. The staff there were incredible as always but you could tell people thought I was either d*unk (I don't drink) or on drugs (no way!)! Was awful!!!

Was stupidly embarrssing...

Almost as embarrssing as the time I walked in xtasia all confident... And went arse over tot down the stairs...

C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol these have put a smile on my face

Nothing springs to mind for me ATM but I'm always embarrassing myself so I'm sure something will spring to mind soon haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went on a sleepwalk in the small hours once, a few issues.........we were in a 5* hotel in Shrewsbury, it was my ex-gf's brothers wedding and finally......I was stark bollock naked.

My banging on our room door to try and wake the ex up woke our neighbours.............the brides parents FFS!

The story was being recounted in all it's gory details over all of the breakfast tables the next morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not swinging but sexually oriented.....

I was a mid-teenage lad, riding my bike, round to my mates, with a shopping bag with a few cassettes in hanging over my handlebars.

Unfortunately the bag of cassettes got caught in the spokes and I flew head first over the handlebars, tearing the thin pair of shorts, undies and my ball sack contained therein, open.

To my embarrassment I needed to go to casualty to have said ball sack stitched. My embarrassment however was compounded greatly by being seen and stitched up by a very attractive 20 - something nurse. My humiliation was complete when I got a boner as she manipulated my bits as she stitched them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swishing my way up the stairs of a party to the bedroom, champagne in hand, loose my stepping and fall monumentally backwards onto the girl and guy behind me, champagne flung straight in their faces... Whoopsy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I was in the toilet cubicle with my friend (as girls do) slagging off an ex colleague, saying how she was a bitch, as was the boss, but unlike the boss she was two faced with it and at least you knew where u stood with the boss. Walked out if the cubicle to see my boss there!! In my defensive I did say she wasn't two faced and she knew she was a bitch, (I'd told her to her face before). Still extremely embarrassing though but me and my friend were pissing ourselves!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once went on a sleepwalk in the small hours once, a few issues.........we were in a 5* hotel in Shrewsbury, it was my ex-gf's brothers wedding and finally......I was stark bollock naked.

My banging on our room door to try and wake the ex up woke our neighbours.............the brides parents FFS!

The story was being recounted in all it's gory details over all of the breakfast tables the next morning. "

Omg I do this all the time when d*unk, many times naked too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swishing my way up the stairs of a party to the bedroom, champagne in hand, loose my stepping and fall monumentally backwards onto the girl and guy behind me, champagne flung straight in their faces... Whoopsy! "

And this lol.... Fallen up the stairs loads many smashed glasses and once an almost broken nose, blood everywhere. All the waiters came rushing to help but I was so embarrassed I ran into the toilets crying lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not !!!

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By *isterTeaseMan
over a year ago

Chigwell


"Not swinging but sexually oriented.....

I was a mid-teenage lad, riding my bike, round to my mates, with a shopping bag with a few cassettes in hanging over my handlebars.

Unfortunately the bag of cassettes got caught in the spokes and I flew head first over the handlebars, tearing the thin pair of shorts, undies and my ball sack contained therein, open.

To my embarrassment I needed to go to casualty to have said ball sack stitched. My embarrassment however was compounded greatly by being seen and stitched up by a very attractive 20 - something nurse. My humiliation was complete when I got a boner as she manipulated my bits as she stitched them "

Pmsl! That would make a great scene in a movie

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

There was the family wedding where at breakfast the day after I was loudly asked if it was true that I'd had the best man naked in my room while his wife watched? Which of course the groom's mother overheard and it took weeks to get my reputation back in good order! Especially since I used to babysit for him and the groom when I was a teenager.

The truth of the matter was far less exciting, I was the most (apparently) sober member of the late night drinking party and managed to persuade the hotel management not to ask the best man and ushers to leave the hotel when they were all playing silly buggers at 1am in reception! But I also had to persuade the d*unken groomsmen to leave reception which I did by promising them more alcohol if they all went to my room (which was right at the back of the hotel) and waited there for me. When I arrived with the promised alcohol the best man was naked and his wife and the rest of them were sniggering like kids thinking I'd be shocked.

Funnily enough I dont shock that easy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I fell asleep whilst on cam in a chat room.

(Not naked, wanking or having been doing anything but arse around in Canada with some forum regulars.)

Woke up next morning with an image of me crashed out on screen - and dozens of messages saying 'fuck me you snore!'

Not my proudest moment.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts always leave a red face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell arse first into the jacuzzi at Chams once on couple night, if they had all laughed it would have been ok but they just sat there avoiding looking at me

I was in too much pain to get straight out so just sat there like Billy no mates until my other half arrived! I was mortified, it's a big arse, made a hell of a splash I tell u!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep whilst on cam in a chat room.

(Not naked, wanking or having been doing anything but arse around in Canada with some forum regulars.)

Woke up next morning with an image of me crashed out on screen - and dozens of messages saying 'fuck me you snore!'

Not my proudest moment.

A"

OMG that's the best yet fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a lass off here and she was on top riding me as things got hotter she burst out sayin fuck me daddy! someone mustve been walkin the dog cos we both heard "my god did you hear that!?" we both started laughin still fuckin then i shot my load nd she started coughing from laughing shot my cock out squirted on me and we both fell off the bed! it was funny

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