FabSwingers.com forum: `hi ya` message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who dont like this in a message. Do you tell people in the street not to approach with that remark when meeting friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's tricky, I tend to go with "Oi, wench" as my opening greeting, less likely to offend

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Alright dickhead.

Oi bitch.

These are my standard greetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never experienced it but they don't seem to appreciate "Eh Up Tits!" in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People don't say hi ya down here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright dickhead.

Oi bitch.

These are my standard greetings

Charming. Got my attention though lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind a 'hiya' in a message.

The problem comes when that is all the message contains. Throw us a bone and write a little more.......Fab's hasn't started charging by the character as far as I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright dickhead.

Oi bitch.

These are my standard greetings

Charming. Got my attention though lol. X

Creep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I usually walk up to them and say ur hot wanna fuck

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

"People who dont like this in a message. Do you tell people in the street not to approach with that remark when meeting friends.

I have often wondered this, don't get me wrong I know the etiquette and tailor an opening message to the profile of who um messaging.

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who dont like this in a message. Do you tell people in the street not to approach with that remark when meeting friends.

The internet is not the same as the real world. So the comparison is pretty pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/"

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"People who dont like this in a message. Do you tell people in the street not to approach with that remark when meeting friends.

Friends can say this or anything else in the street but let's say you get 30 strangers saying it to you every day, thereafter followed by 'how are you' or 'how's your day going' and you soon find you've wasted 3 hours with inane chat and with 99% of those people leads absolutely nowhere. Life's too short. You'd soon bore of it too if you were in the receiving end, day in, day out, however ok you think it is as an opening line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've now problem with it put then seems perfectly normal way to start a message usally use

"Hey how you doing" as mine

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Alright dickhead.

Oi bitch.

These are my standard greetings

Charming. Got my attention though lol. X

Creep

Creep?

he's too cute to be a creep

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply"

Hmmm OK,I really really don't get that. Its just a box standard conversation starter which we are taught from a young age. But, hey as always each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright dickhead.

Oi bitch.

These are my standard greetings

Charming. Got my attention though lol. X

Creep

Creep?

he's too cute to be a creep

Thanks darl. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People don't say hi ya down here. "
oy spanner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may try...

Eh up cum guzzler, slap ya chops round this fucker...

Or do you think it may be too subtle??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply

Hmmm OK,I really really don't get that. Its just a box standard conversation starter which we are taught from a young age. But, hey as always each to there own

You only get one chance to make a first impression when on a site such as this so your first message simply has to be a bit more inspiring.

As a couple we get a few messages daily, not as many as some women but can you imagine how uninteresting it is to get 10 'hiya, how's you' messages?

We'll respond to the one that says 'hiya, how are you. I am.......insert name, from .......'and then go on to tell us a bit about them and what they seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies looking for company.at town house for milf monday.going on own but always better to meet someone there .as well as looking forward to day.nice to look forward to meeting lovely lady. Just for chat.see if any chemistry. Your's dave ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's tricky, I tend to go with "Oi, wench" as my opening greeting, less likely to offend

Just like my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply

Hmmm OK,I really really don't get that. Its just a box standard conversation starter which we are taught from a young age. But, hey as always each to there own

You only get one chance to make a first impression when on a site such as this so your first message simply has to be a bit more inspiring.

As a couple we get a few messages daily, not as many as some women but can you imagine how uninteresting it is to get 10 'hiya, how's you' messages?

We'll respond to the one that says 'hiya, how are you. I am.......insert name, from .......'and then go on to tell us a bit about them and what they seek."

This is spot on and what I always aim to do and include something that shows you have read the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya is fine sometimes, but if there's nothing on a profile, it's not really going to grab your attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply

Hmmm OK,I really really don't get that. Its just a box standard conversation starter which we are taught from a young age. But, hey as always each to there own

You only get one chance to make a first impression when on a site such as this so your first message simply has to be a bit more inspiring.

As a couple we get a few messages daily, not as many as some women but can you imagine how uninteresting it is to get 10 'hiya, how's you' messages?

We'll respond to the one that says 'hiya, how are you. I am.......insert name, from .......'and then go on to tell us a bit about them and what they seek."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you lovely ladies going townhouse milf Monday.going myself but nice to meet a lady to have a chat.helps break the ice.also see if any chemistry between us.hope there is if not not a problem at least we had a chat and a laugh.

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over a year ago

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I get an extraordinary amount of messages starting "when you gonna suck my cock" or "I want my tongue round those nipples".

Not the sort of greeting I really go for and if the grammar and spelling are dodgy they get deleted. Never mind the content of the message, if it's bad it gets deleted. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who dont like this in a message. Do you tell people in the street not to approach with that remark when meeting friends.

awe was lil ol you rejected,,oooooh didums

nasty bad people,,their just howwid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get this a lot...

*Delete*

Simple as that.

The really stupid thing is those people who type these quick shit messages can't even be bothered to spell correctly. It's usualy one word and you typed it wrong...

Yeah... No... C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's tricky, I tend to go with "Oi, wench" as my opening greeting, less likely to offend

Just like my ex

And I was just about to message oi wench to you!

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's tricky, I tend to go with "Oi, wench" as my opening greeting, less likely to offend

Might have to try that one!

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Don't normally bother with hello, I usually just bundle them into a sack and speed off into the night.

Been trying to get the word 'cunt' to catch on as a term of endearment for years too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind a 'hiya' in a message.

The problem comes when that is all the message contains. Throw us a bone and write a little more.......Fab's hasn't started charging by the character as far as I know."

Exactly. I've received the occasional message during my time at fab and the majority of them have comprised of less than 3 words.

It would seem that it's not just some members of the male of the species that have trouble composing sentences.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In life I like a friendly 'Ey up me duck'. It doesn't translate into a message, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, what actually is wrong with just saying hi, how are you?/

It's dull. It's uninspiring. It shows zero effort. It doesn't really give the recipient a reason to reply"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's usualy one word and you typed it wrong..."

*usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I usually walk up to them and say ur hot wanna fuck"

done this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's usualy one word and you typed it wrong...

*usually

*grabs iphone*

*throws out the window*

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are you? is perfectly fine in a message, so long as that's not the entire extent of the message, because then it's a bit boring. I prefer fancy a fuck to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's usualy one word and you typed it wrong...

*usually

*grabs iphone*

*throws out the window*

C x"

Your really not happy with this phone today

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